Jul 17, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

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Wife:kal rat tum muj...

Wife:kal rat tum mujhey neend
mai galia kyu de rahe the?
Husband: tumhe ghalat fehmi hue h
Wife: kaisi ghalat fehmi?
Husband: yehi k mai neend mai tha..

By: Nidhi
Category: JOKES (PATI-PATNI)

Dosti Karo College w...

Dosti Karo College wali se,
Ishq larao office wali se,
Flirt karo pros wali se,
Pyar karo dilwali se,
ankh ladao sali se,
aur maar khao ghar wali se..

By: Nidhi
Category: JOKES (PATI-PATNI)

Wife: Mai tumhari ya...

Wife: Mai tumhari yaad mai
15 din mai hi aadhi ho gayi hu.

mujhe lene kab aa rahe ho?
Husband: 15 din aur ruk jao..

By: Nidhi
Category: JOKES (PATI-PATNI)

Patni: jab tum desi ...

Patni: jab tum desi pite ho mujhe pari kehte ho.

beer pite ho to darling
par aj bhutni kyu?

pati:aj maine sprite piya h,
'seedhi baat no bakhwash'.

By: Nidhi
Category: JOKES (PATI-PATNI)

Wife: Janu kash ap ...

Wife:
Janu kash ap SMS hote.
Mai ap ko save karti,

Husband:
Jaan-e-man, kash tm ringtone hoti,
Mai her haftay tumhe change karta..

By: Nidhi
Category: JOKES (PATI-PATNI)

Husband & wife a...

Husband & wife are like liver and kidney.
Husband is liver & wife is kidney.
If liver fails, kidney fails..
If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.

By: Nidhi
Category: JOKES (PATI-PATNI)

Husband: Bhagwan ne ...

Husband: Bhagwan ne tumhe 2 aakhen di h
chawal se pathar nhi nikal sakti?

WIFE: Bhagwan ne tumhe 32 daat diye h
2-4 pathar nhi chaba sakte?

By: Nidhi
Category: JOKES (PATI-PATNI)

Wife 2 husband-mujhe...

Wife 2 husband-mujhe kahi mehngi jagah ghumane le chalo.

husband-chalo tayaar ho jao.
petrol pump chalte h.

By: Nidhi
Category: JOKES (PATI-PATNI)

Patni- Shadi K Pehle...

Patni- Shadi K Pehle Aap Roz Gift Dete The, Par Ab Nai Dete, Kyu?

Pati- Tune Kabhi Kisi Machware

Ko Machli Pakdne K Baad Use Dana Dalte Dekha H.

By: Nidhi
Category: JOKES (PATI-PATNI)

Wife: Dekhi na wo aa...

Wife: Dekhi na wo aadmi mujhe ghur ghur ke dekh raha h.
Husband: Arre wo to bhangar wala ( scrap dealer ) hai, Bekar MAAL par nazar rakhana uski addat h !

By: Nidhi
Category: JOKES (PATI-PATNI)

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Jul 17, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

Wife:kal rat tum muj...

Wife:kal rat tum mujhey neend
mai galia kyu de rahe the?
Husband: tumhe ghalat fehmi hue h
Wife: kaisi ghalat fehmi?
Husband: yehi k mai neend mai tha..

Dosti Karo College w...

Dosti Karo College wali se,
Ishq larao office wali se,
Flirt karo pros wali se,
Pyar karo dilwali se,
ankh ladao sali se,
aur maar khao ghar wali se..

Wife: Mai tumhari ya...

Wife: Mai tumhari yaad mai
15 din mai hi aadhi ho gayi hu.

mujhe lene kab aa rahe ho?
Husband: 15 din aur ruk jao..

Patni: jab tum desi ...

Patni: jab tum desi pite ho mujhe pari kehte ho.

beer pite ho to darling
par aj bhutni kyu?

pati:aj maine sprite piya h,
'seedhi baat no bakhwash'.

Wife: Janu kash ap ...

Wife:
Janu kash ap SMS hote.
Mai ap ko save karti,

Husband:
Jaan-e-man, kash tm ringtone hoti,
Mai her haftay tumhe change karta..

Husband & wife a...

Husband & wife are like liver and kidney.
Husband is liver & wife is kidney.
If liver fails, kidney fails..
If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.

Husband: Bhagwan ne ...

Husband: Bhagwan ne tumhe 2 aakhen di h
chawal se pathar nhi nikal sakti?

WIFE: Bhagwan ne tumhe 32 daat diye h
2-4 pathar nhi chaba sakte?

Wife 2 husband-mujhe...

Wife 2 husband-mujhe kahi mehngi jagah ghumane le chalo.

husband-chalo tayaar ho jao.
petrol pump chalte h.

Patni- Shadi K Pehle...

Patni- Shadi K Pehle Aap Roz Gift Dete The, Par Ab Nai Dete, Kyu?

Pati- Tune Kabhi Kisi Machware

Ko Machli Pakdne K Baad Use Dana Dalte Dekha H.

Wife: Dekhi na wo aa...

Wife: Dekhi na wo aadmi mujhe ghur ghur ke dekh raha h.
Husband: Arre wo to bhangar wala ( scrap dealer ) hai, Bekar MAAL par nazar rakhana uski addat h !

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Jul 17, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

Wife:kal rat tum muj...

Wife:kal rat tum mujhey neend mai galia kyu de rahe the? Husband: tumhe ghalat fehmi hue h Wife: kaisi ghalat fehmi? Husband: yehi k mai neend mai tha..

Dosti Karo College w...

Dosti Karo College wali se, Ishq larao office wali se, Flirt karo pros wali se, Pyar karo dilwali se, ankh ladao sali se, aur maar khao ghar wali se..

Wife: Mai tumhari ya...

Wife: Mai tumhari yaad mai 15 din mai hi aadhi ho gayi hu. mujhe lene kab aa rahe ho? Husband: 15 din aur ruk jao..

Patni: jab tum desi ...

Patni: jab tum desi pite ho mujhe pari kehte ho. beer pite ho to darling par aj bhutni kyu? pati:aj maine sprite piya h, 'seedhi baat no bakhwash'.

Wife: Janu kash ap ...

Wife: Janu kash ap SMS hote. Mai ap ko save karti, Husband: Jaan-e-man, kash tm ringtone hoti, Mai her haftay tumhe change karta..

Husband & wife a...

Husband & wife are like liver and kidney. Husband is liver & wife is kidney. If liver fails, kidney fails.. If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.

Husband: Bhagwan ne ...

Husband: Bhagwan ne tumhe 2 aakhen di h chawal se pathar nhi nikal sakti? WIFE: Bhagwan ne tumhe 32 daat diye h 2-4 pathar nhi chaba sakte?

Wife 2 husband-mujhe...

Wife 2 husband-mujhe kahi mehngi jagah ghumane le chalo. husband-chalo tayaar ho jao. petrol pump chalte h.

Patni- Shadi K Pehle...

Patni- Shadi K Pehle Aap Roz Gift Dete The, Par Ab Nai Dete, Kyu? Pati- Tune Kabhi Kisi Machware Ko Machli Pakdne K Baad Use Dana Dalte Dekha H.

Wife: Dekhi na wo aa...

Wife: Dekhi na wo aadmi mujhe ghur ghur ke dekh raha h. Husband: Arre wo to bhangar wala ( scrap dealer ) hai, Bekar MAAL par nazar rakhana uski addat h !

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Wife:kal rat tum mujhey neend
mai galia kyu de rahe the?
Husband: tumhe ghalat fehmi hue h
Wife: kaisi ghalat fehmi?
Husband: yehi k mai neend mai tha..

Dosti Karo College wali se,
Ishq larao office wali se,
Flirt karo pros wali se,
Pyar karo dilwali se,
ankh ladao sali se,
aur maar khao ghar wali se..

Wife: Mai tumhari yaad mai
15 din mai hi aadhi ho gayi hu.

mujhe lene kab aa rahe ho?
Husband: 15 din aur ruk jao..

Patni: jab tum desi pite ho mujhe pari kehte ho.

beer pite ho to darling
par aj bhutni kyu?

pati:aj maine sprite piya h,
'seedhi baat no bakhwash'.

Wife:
Janu kash ap SMS hote.
Mai ap ko save karti,

Husband:
Jaan-e-man, kash tm ringtone hoti,
Mai her haftay tumhe change karta..

Husband & wife are like liver and kidney.
Husband is liver & wife is kidney.
If liver fails, kidney fails..
If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.

Husband: Bhagwan ne tumhe 2 aakhen di h
chawal se pathar nhi nikal sakti?

WIFE: Bhagwan ne tumhe 32 daat diye h
2-4 pathar nhi chaba sakte?

Wife 2 husband-mujhe kahi mehngi jagah ghumane le chalo.

husband-chalo tayaar ho jao.
petrol pump chalte h.

Patni- Shadi K Pehle Aap Roz Gift Dete The, Par Ab Nai Dete, Kyu?

Pati- Tune Kabhi Kisi Machware

Ko Machli Pakdne K Baad Use Dana Dalte Dekha H.

Wife: Dekhi na wo aadmi mujhe ghur ghur ke dekh raha h.
Husband: Arre wo to bhangar wala ( scrap dealer ) hai, Bekar MAAL par nazar rakhana uski addat h !