Jul 7, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

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Zindagi ne diye hai ...

Zindagi ne diye hai bohot dhokhe
Gaur farmayiega
Zindagi ne diye hai bohot dhokhe
Koi baat nahin
It's ok! it's ok!

By: Ajay kumar
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Ja Rahe hum marne aj...

Ja Rahe hum marne aj man udas h
Yaad nai kiya usne jiski muje aas h
Muje bhul Gye wo jo sabse khas h
.
.
Chalo ab SMS kro upar likha sab bakwaas h

By: Ajay kumar
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Jo 1 galti kry wo A...

Jo 1 galti kry wo
ANJAN.
Jo 2 glti kry wo
NADAN.
Jo 3 galti kry wo
SHETAN.
Jo galtion pe galtion
kry wo
SARDAR...

By: Ajay kumar
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Ap ki 5 khubian 1...

Ap ki 5 khubian

1--------
2--------
3--------
4--------
5--------
.
.
Agar zindagi mai koi badiya kam kiya hota to aj ye jaga khali nhi hoti.

By: Ajay kumar
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Itna Khubsurat Kaise...

Itna Khubsurat Kaise Muskura Lete Ho?
Itna Qatil Kese Sharma Lete Ho?
Itna Pagal Kese Bana Lete Ho?
Bachpan Se Hi Kaminay Ho
Ya Shakal Aisi Bana Lete Ho?

By: Ajay kumar
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Kya tm 1 ped sy dusr...

Kya tm 1 ped sy dusry ped tk chlang lga skty ho?
.
Kya tm 1 mint me 25 kelay kha skty ho?
.
Nhi na Beta sirf shakal BANDER jesi hone sy kam nai chlta.

By: Ajay kumar
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Ramesh Uncle k gh...

Ramesh Uncle
k
ghar ki
Teesri Manzil k
Bedroom k
sath attach Bathroom
me Lagi
Tooti k
neeche Rakhe
Blue Colour
k
Lotay ki
shakal wale:-@ msg to bhej

By: Ajay kumar
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

'('.'...

'('.')
Yarr baat
..JL sun
.
.
Bathroom mai say lota phir ghayab hai,
Tu baaz nahi aayega.

By: Ajay kumar
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Ladkiyo ki Ada humei...

Ladkiyo ki Ada humein pasand Nahi
Ladkiyo se Baate hume pasand nahi,
Ye To Dosto ki Jid hai ki BHABHI chahiye,
Warna hume SHADI pasand Nahi.

By: Ajay kumar
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Chandani chand karta...

Chandani chand karta hai,
Chamakna taaron ko padta hai.
fashion ladkiya karti hai,
Tadapna ladko ko padta h.

By: Ajay kumar
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

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Jul 7, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

Zindagi ne diye hai ...

Zindagi ne diye hai bohot dhokhe
Gaur farmayiega
Zindagi ne diye hai bohot dhokhe
Koi baat nahin
It's ok! it's ok!

Ja Rahe hum marne aj...

Ja Rahe hum marne aj man udas h
Yaad nai kiya usne jiski muje aas h
Muje bhul Gye wo jo sabse khas h
.
.
Chalo ab SMS kro upar likha sab bakwaas h

Jo 1 galti kry wo A...

Jo 1 galti kry wo
ANJAN.
Jo 2 glti kry wo
NADAN.
Jo 3 galti kry wo
SHETAN.
Jo galtion pe galtion
kry wo
SARDAR...

Ap ki 5 khubian 1...

Ap ki 5 khubian

1--------
2--------
3--------
4--------
5--------
.
.
Agar zindagi mai koi badiya kam kiya hota to aj ye jaga khali nhi hoti.

Itna Khubsurat Kaise...

Itna Khubsurat Kaise Muskura Lete Ho?
Itna Qatil Kese Sharma Lete Ho?
Itna Pagal Kese Bana Lete Ho?
Bachpan Se Hi Kaminay Ho
Ya Shakal Aisi Bana Lete Ho?

Kya tm 1 ped sy dusr...

Kya tm 1 ped sy dusry ped tk chlang lga skty ho?
.
Kya tm 1 mint me 25 kelay kha skty ho?
.
Nhi na Beta sirf shakal BANDER jesi hone sy kam nai chlta.

Ramesh Uncle k gh...

Ramesh Uncle
k
ghar ki
Teesri Manzil k
Bedroom k
sath attach Bathroom
me Lagi
Tooti k
neeche Rakhe
Blue Colour
k
Lotay ki
shakal wale:-@ msg to bhej

'('.'...

'('.')
Yarr baat
..JL sun
.
.
Bathroom mai say lota phir ghayab hai,
Tu baaz nahi aayega.

Ladkiyo ki Ada humei...

Ladkiyo ki Ada humein pasand Nahi
Ladkiyo se Baate hume pasand nahi,
Ye To Dosto ki Jid hai ki BHABHI chahiye,
Warna hume SHADI pasand Nahi.

Chandani chand karta...

Chandani chand karta hai,
Chamakna taaron ko padta hai.
fashion ladkiya karti hai,
Tadapna ladko ko padta h.

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Jul 7, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

Zindagi ne diye hai ...

Zindagi ne diye hai bohot dhokhe Gaur farmayiega Zindagi ne diye hai bohot dhokhe Koi baat nahin It's ok! it's ok!

Ja Rahe hum marne aj...

Ja Rahe hum marne aj man udas h Yaad nai kiya usne jiski muje aas h Muje bhul Gye wo jo sabse khas h . . Chalo ab SMS kro upar likha sab bakwaas h

Jo 1 galti kry wo A...

Jo 1 galti kry wo ANJAN. Jo 2 glti kry wo NADAN. Jo 3 galti kry wo SHETAN. Jo galtion pe galtion kry wo SARDAR...

Ap ki 5 khubian 1...

Ap ki 5 khubian 1-------- 2-------- 3-------- 4-------- 5-------- . . Agar zindagi mai koi badiya kam kiya hota to aj ye jaga khali nhi hoti.

Itna Khubsurat Kaise...

Itna Khubsurat Kaise Muskura Lete Ho? Itna Qatil Kese Sharma Lete Ho? Itna Pagal Kese Bana Lete Ho? Bachpan Se Hi Kaminay Ho Ya Shakal Aisi Bana Lete Ho?

Kya tm 1 ped sy dusr...

Kya tm 1 ped sy dusry ped tk chlang lga skty ho? . Kya tm 1 mint me 25 kelay kha skty ho? . Nhi na Beta sirf shakal BANDER jesi hone sy kam nai chlta.

Ramesh Uncle k gh...

Ramesh Uncle k ghar ki Teesri Manzil k Bedroom k sath attach Bathroom me Lagi Tooti k neeche Rakhe Blue Colour k Lotay ki shakal wale:-@ msg to bhej

'('.'...

'('.') Yarr baat ..JL sun . . Bathroom mai say lota phir ghayab hai, Tu baaz nahi aayega.

Ladkiyo ki Ada humei...

Ladkiyo ki Ada humein pasand Nahi Ladkiyo se Baate hume pasand nahi, Ye To Dosto ki Jid hai ki BHABHI chahiye, Warna hume SHADI pasand Nahi.

Chandani chand karta...

Chandani chand karta hai, Chamakna taaron ko padta hai. fashion ladkiya karti hai, Tadapna ladko ko padta h.

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Zindagi ne diye hai bohot dhokhe
Gaur farmayiega
Zindagi ne diye hai bohot dhokhe
Koi baat nahin
It's ok! it's ok!

Ja Rahe hum marne aj man udas h
Yaad nai kiya usne jiski muje aas h
Muje bhul Gye wo jo sabse khas h
.
.
Chalo ab SMS kro upar likha sab bakwaas h

Jo 1 galti kry wo
ANJAN.
Jo 2 glti kry wo
NADAN.
Jo 3 galti kry wo
SHETAN.
Jo galtion pe galtion
kry wo
SARDAR...

Ap ki 5 khubian

1--------
2--------
3--------
4--------
5--------
.
.
Agar zindagi mai koi badiya kam kiya hota to aj ye jaga khali nhi hoti.

Itna Khubsurat Kaise Muskura Lete Ho?
Itna Qatil Kese Sharma Lete Ho?
Itna Pagal Kese Bana Lete Ho?
Bachpan Se Hi Kaminay Ho
Ya Shakal Aisi Bana Lete Ho?

Kya tm 1 ped sy dusry ped tk chlang lga skty ho?
.
Kya tm 1 mint me 25 kelay kha skty ho?
.
Nhi na Beta sirf shakal BANDER jesi hone sy kam nai chlta.

Ramesh Uncle
k
ghar ki
Teesri Manzil k
Bedroom k
sath attach Bathroom
me Lagi
Tooti k
neeche Rakhe
Blue Colour
k
Lotay ki
shakal wale:-@ msg to bhej

'('.')
Yarr baat
..JL sun
.
.
Bathroom mai say lota phir ghayab hai,
Tu baaz nahi aayega.

Ladkiyo ki Ada humein pasand Nahi
Ladkiyo se Baate hume pasand nahi,
Ye To Dosto ki Jid hai ki BHABHI chahiye,
Warna hume SHADI pasand Nahi.

Chandani chand karta hai,
Chamakna taaron ko padta hai.
fashion ladkiya karti hai,
Tadapna ladko ko padta h.