Jul 4, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

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Pregnant Sardarni ca...

Pregnant Sardarni carred ISI mark on her stomach.

When asked why ISI mark..

She replied..ISI means INTELLIGENT SARDAR INSIDE.

By: Sumit
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Son to Dad : Papa, M...

Son to Dad : Papa, Mein itna bada kab hounga ki mein mummy se bina puche bahar ja saku?

Papa : Beta abhi itna bada to mein bhi nahi hua!

By: Sumit
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Banta to Doctor : Do...

Banta to Doctor : Doctor Sahab! Mein apna dimag daan karna chahta hu.

Doctor : Hoga to hum le lenge.

By: Sumit
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Madam to Student : L...

Madam to Student : Last Semester you were roaming
with that girl and this semester you are roaming with other.
What you think of yourself?
Boy : Syllabus change

By: Sumit
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

After legalizing gay...

After legalizing gay's relations in india
The question tailors are asking to male customers while stitching trousers.
"Sir, Zip aage lagau ya peeche?

By: Sumit
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Boss: Itne kam kapra...

Boss: Itne kam kapray pehan k q aai ho? Aadha jism dikh raha h.
Girl: Itni salary mein yehi aata hai!
Boss: Manager, Iss ko 3 months tak salary mat dena.

By: Sumit
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Santa by mistake goe...

Santa by mistake goes into a ladies toilet.
All ladies suddenly stand up
Santa : Izzat dil me ho yehi kaafi hai,
Baitho Baitho..:)

By: Sumit
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Santa got into a bus...

Santa got into a bus on 1st April when conductor asked for ticket. He gave
Rs.10/- and took the ticket and said April fool. I have pass.

By: Sumit
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Ek 99 year ka aadmi ...

Ek 99 year ka aadmi Swarg ki raunak aur sunder apsarao ko dekhke bola : Ye Baba Ramdevv ke chakkar me na pada hota to yaha 30 saal pehle aa gaya hota.

By: Sumit
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Santa to Autodriver ...

Santa to Autodriver : Gurudware Jaoge?
Driver : Haan bilkul jaunga?
Santa ne jeb se polythin nikala aur bola : Wapas aana to mere
liye langar le aana!

By: Sumit
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

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Jul 4, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

Pregnant Sardarni ca...

Pregnant Sardarni carred ISI mark on her stomach.

When asked why ISI mark..

She replied..ISI means INTELLIGENT SARDAR INSIDE.

Son to Dad : Papa, M...

Son to Dad : Papa, Mein itna bada kab hounga ki mein mummy se bina puche bahar ja saku?

Papa : Beta abhi itna bada to mein bhi nahi hua!

Banta to Doctor : Do...

Banta to Doctor : Doctor Sahab! Mein apna dimag daan karna chahta hu.

Doctor : Hoga to hum le lenge.

Madam to Student : L...

Madam to Student : Last Semester you were roaming
with that girl and this semester you are roaming with other.
What you think of yourself?
Boy : Syllabus change

After legalizing gay...

After legalizing gay's relations in india
The question tailors are asking to male customers while stitching trousers.
"Sir, Zip aage lagau ya peeche?

Boss: Itne kam kapra...

Boss: Itne kam kapray pehan k q aai ho? Aadha jism dikh raha h.
Girl: Itni salary mein yehi aata hai!
Boss: Manager, Iss ko 3 months tak salary mat dena.

Santa by mistake goe...

Santa by mistake goes into a ladies toilet.
All ladies suddenly stand up
Santa : Izzat dil me ho yehi kaafi hai,
Baitho Baitho..:)

Santa got into a bus...

Santa got into a bus on 1st April when conductor asked for ticket. He gave
Rs.10/- and took the ticket and said April fool. I have pass.

Ek 99 year ka aadmi ...

Ek 99 year ka aadmi Swarg ki raunak aur sunder apsarao ko dekhke bola : Ye Baba Ramdevv ke chakkar me na pada hota to yaha 30 saal pehle aa gaya hota.

Santa to Autodriver ...

Santa to Autodriver : Gurudware Jaoge?
Driver : Haan bilkul jaunga?
Santa ne jeb se polythin nikala aur bola : Wapas aana to mere
liye langar le aana!

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Jul 4, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

Pregnant Sardarni ca...

Pregnant Sardarni carred ISI mark on her stomach. When asked why ISI mark.. She replied..ISI means INTELLIGENT SARDAR INSIDE.

Son to Dad : Papa, M...

Son to Dad : Papa, Mein itna bada kab hounga ki mein mummy se bina puche bahar ja saku? Papa : Beta abhi itna bada to mein bhi nahi hua!

Banta to Doctor : Do...

Banta to Doctor : Doctor Sahab! Mein apna dimag daan karna chahta hu. Doctor : Hoga to hum le lenge.

Madam to Student : L...

Madam to Student : Last Semester you were roaming with that girl and this semester you are roaming with other. What you think of yourself? Boy : Syllabus change

After legalizing gay...

After legalizing gay's relations in india The question tailors are asking to male customers while stitching trousers. "Sir, Zip aage lagau ya peeche?

Boss: Itne kam kapra...

Boss: Itne kam kapray pehan k q aai ho? Aadha jism dikh raha h. Girl: Itni salary mein yehi aata hai! Boss: Manager, Iss ko 3 months tak salary mat dena.

Santa by mistake goe...

Santa by mistake goes into a ladies toilet. All ladies suddenly stand up Santa : Izzat dil me ho yehi kaafi hai, Baitho Baitho..:)

Santa got into a bus...

Santa got into a bus on 1st April when conductor asked for ticket. He gave Rs.10/- and took the ticket and said April fool. I have pass.

Ek 99 year ka aadmi ...

Ek 99 year ka aadmi Swarg ki raunak aur sunder apsarao ko dekhke bola : Ye Baba Ramdevv ke chakkar me na pada hota to yaha 30 saal pehle aa gaya hota.

Santa to Autodriver ...

Santa to Autodriver : Gurudware Jaoge? Driver : Haan bilkul jaunga? Santa ne jeb se polythin nikala aur bola : Wapas aana to mere liye langar le aana!

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Pregnant Sardarni carred ISI mark on her stomach.

When asked why ISI mark..

She replied..ISI means INTELLIGENT SARDAR INSIDE.

Son to Dad : Papa, Mein itna bada kab hounga ki mein mummy se bina puche bahar ja saku?

Papa : Beta abhi itna bada to mein bhi nahi hua!

Banta to Doctor : Doctor Sahab! Mein apna dimag daan karna chahta hu.

Doctor : Hoga to hum le lenge.

Madam to Student : Last Semester you were roaming
with that girl and this semester you are roaming with other.
What you think of yourself?
Boy : Syllabus change

After legalizing gay's relations in india
The question tailors are asking to male customers while stitching trousers.
"Sir, Zip aage lagau ya peeche?

Boss: Itne kam kapray pehan k q aai ho? Aadha jism dikh raha h.
Girl: Itni salary mein yehi aata hai!
Boss: Manager, Iss ko 3 months tak salary mat dena.

Santa by mistake goes into a ladies toilet.
All ladies suddenly stand up
Santa : Izzat dil me ho yehi kaafi hai,
Baitho Baitho..:)

Santa got into a bus on 1st April when conductor asked for ticket. He gave
Rs.10/- and took the ticket and said April fool. I have pass.

Santa to Autodriver : Gurudware Jaoge?
Driver : Haan bilkul jaunga?
Santa ne jeb se polythin nikala aur bola : Wapas aana to mere
liye langar le aana!