Jul 2, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

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Sardar: Why are all ...

Sardar: Why are all these people running? Man: This is a race, the winner will get the cup. Sardar: If only the winner will get the cup, why are
others running?

By: Sagar Nair
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Wife TV par match de...

Wife TV par match dekh rahi thi,
husband smart banke aya or bola,

"DARLING MEIN KAISA LAG RAHA HU?" tabhi wife zorse chillayi'

CHAKKAAAA!

By: Sagar Nair
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

How to Kill a mosqui...

How to Kill a mosquito:
Catch it alive,
Tie its legs
then make gudgudi in its stomach
and when it laughs
,Catch its mouth
& pour a spoon of Poison

By: Sagar Nair
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

SUGGESTION frm NARAD...

SUGGESTION frm NARAD :-
If ur lover sends you romantic msgs then be vry hppy
Bt
think who z sending those msgs to ur lover?
My job is over!
Nrayan Nrayan.

By: Sagar Nair
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Call Girl: Wanna hav...

Call Girl: Wanna have sex?
Santa: Haan, lekin tum meri
biwi ki tarah karogi toh
Call Girl: Vo kaise?
Santa: Free mein

By: Sagar Nair
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Boy-hum 45 bhai behe...

Boy-hum 45 bhai behen hain..grl-kya..!! tumhare ghar popultion check karne wale nahi aaye the?
BOY-aaye the, hum padh rahe the wo coaching smajh kar chale gye.

By: Sagar Nair
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Height of Innocence-...

Height of Innocence-
Ek Ladki ne Blue Film Last tak dekhi.
Kyuki Usko Laga ki Ladka End me Ladki se Shaadi bhi karega.

By: Sagar Nair
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Tufani Barish May Ra...

Tufani Barish May Raat Ko Shop per 1 Admi Pizza Lenay Aaya
Shopkeeper: Aap Shadi Shuda Hai
Admi: Is Tufani Barish May Kya Meri Maa Mujay Pizza Lene Bhejegi

By: Sagar Nair
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Banta:Kal Mujhe 10 l...

Banta:Kal Mujhe 10 logo ne Peeta
Santa:Phir tune kya kiya
Banta:Maine kha saalon Aik Aik karke ao
Santa:Phir
Banta:Phir kya Saalone Aik Aik karke dubaara peeta

By: Sagar Nair
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

1 sabzi wale k ghar ...

1 sabzi wale k ghar bacha paida hua,
to 1 aurat bache ko dekh k boli:
kitna pyara bacha hai ?
sabzi wala aadat k mutabik bola
Aur hai b Bilkul taaza

By: Sagar Nair
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

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Jul 2, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

Sardar: Why are all ...

Sardar: Why are all these people running? Man: This is a race, the winner will get the cup. Sardar: If only the winner will get the cup, why are
others running?

Wife TV par match de...

Wife TV par match dekh rahi thi,
husband smart banke aya or bola,

"DARLING MEIN KAISA LAG RAHA HU?" tabhi wife zorse chillayi'

CHAKKAAAA!

How to Kill a mosqui...

How to Kill a mosquito:
Catch it alive,
Tie its legs
then make gudgudi in its stomach
and when it laughs
,Catch its mouth
& pour a spoon of Poison

SUGGESTION frm NARAD...

SUGGESTION frm NARAD :-
If ur lover sends you romantic msgs then be vry hppy
Bt
think who z sending those msgs to ur lover?
My job is over!
Nrayan Nrayan.

Call Girl: Wanna hav...

Call Girl: Wanna have sex?
Santa: Haan, lekin tum meri
biwi ki tarah karogi toh
Call Girl: Vo kaise?
Santa: Free mein

Boy-hum 45 bhai behe...

Boy-hum 45 bhai behen hain..grl-kya..!! tumhare ghar popultion check karne wale nahi aaye the?
BOY-aaye the, hum padh rahe the wo coaching smajh kar chale gye.

Height of Innocence-...

Height of Innocence-
Ek Ladki ne Blue Film Last tak dekhi.
Kyuki Usko Laga ki Ladka End me Ladki se Shaadi bhi karega.

Tufani Barish May Ra...

Tufani Barish May Raat Ko Shop per 1 Admi Pizza Lenay Aaya
Shopkeeper: Aap Shadi Shuda Hai
Admi: Is Tufani Barish May Kya Meri Maa Mujay Pizza Lene Bhejegi

Banta:Kal Mujhe 10 l...

Banta:Kal Mujhe 10 logo ne Peeta
Santa:Phir tune kya kiya
Banta:Maine kha saalon Aik Aik karke ao
Santa:Phir
Banta:Phir kya Saalone Aik Aik karke dubaara peeta

1 sabzi wale k ghar ...

1 sabzi wale k ghar bacha paida hua,
to 1 aurat bache ko dekh k boli:
kitna pyara bacha hai ?
sabzi wala aadat k mutabik bola
Aur hai b Bilkul taaza

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Jul 2, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

Sardar: Why are all ...

Sardar: Why are all these people running? Man: This is a race, the winner will get the cup. Sardar: If only the winner will get the cup, why are others running?

Wife TV par match de...

Wife TV par match dekh rahi thi, husband smart banke aya or bola, "DARLING MEIN KAISA LAG RAHA HU?" tabhi wife zorse chillayi' CHAKKAAAA!

How to Kill a mosqui...

How to Kill a mosquito: Catch it alive, Tie its legs then make gudgudi in its stomach and when it laughs ,Catch its mouth & pour a spoon of Poison

SUGGESTION frm NARAD...

SUGGESTION frm NARAD :- If ur lover sends you romantic msgs then be vry hppy Bt think who z sending those msgs to ur lover? My job is over! Nrayan Nrayan.

Call Girl: Wanna hav...

Call Girl: Wanna have sex? Santa: Haan, lekin tum meri biwi ki tarah karogi toh Call Girl: Vo kaise? Santa: Free mein

Boy-hum 45 bhai behe...

Boy-hum 45 bhai behen hain..grl-kya..!! tumhare ghar popultion check karne wale nahi aaye the? BOY-aaye the, hum padh rahe the wo coaching smajh kar chale gye.

Height of Innocence-...

Height of Innocence- Ek Ladki ne Blue Film Last tak dekhi. Kyuki Usko Laga ki Ladka End me Ladki se Shaadi bhi karega.

Tufani Barish May Ra...

Tufani Barish May Raat Ko Shop per 1 Admi Pizza Lenay Aaya Shopkeeper: Aap Shadi Shuda Hai Admi: Is Tufani Barish May Kya Meri Maa Mujay Pizza Lene Bhejegi

Banta:Kal Mujhe 10 l...

Banta:Kal Mujhe 10 logo ne Peeta Santa:Phir tune kya kiya Banta:Maine kha saalon Aik Aik karke ao Santa:Phir Banta:Phir kya Saalone Aik Aik karke dubaara peeta

1 sabzi wale k ghar ...

1 sabzi wale k ghar bacha paida hua, to 1 aurat bache ko dekh k boli: kitna pyara bacha hai ? sabzi wala aadat k mutabik bola Aur hai b Bilkul taaza

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Sardar: Why are all these people running? Man: This is a race, the winner will get the cup. Sardar: If only the winner will get the cup, why are
others running?

Wife TV par match dekh rahi thi,
husband smart banke aya or bola,

"DARLING MEIN KAISA LAG RAHA HU?" tabhi wife zorse chillayi'

CHAKKAAAA!

How to Kill a mosquito:
Catch it alive,
Tie its legs
then make gudgudi in its stomach
and when it laughs
,Catch its mouth
& pour a spoon of Poison

SUGGESTION frm NARAD :-
If ur lover sends you romantic msgs then be vry hppy
Bt
think who z sending those msgs to ur lover?
My job is over!
Nrayan Nrayan.

Call Girl: Wanna have sex?
Santa: Haan, lekin tum meri
biwi ki tarah karogi toh
Call Girl: Vo kaise?
Santa: Free mein

Boy-hum 45 bhai behen hain..grl-kya..!! tumhare ghar popultion check karne wale nahi aaye the?
BOY-aaye the, hum padh rahe the wo coaching smajh kar chale gye.

Height of Innocence-
Ek Ladki ne Blue Film Last tak dekhi.
Kyuki Usko Laga ki Ladka End me Ladki se Shaadi bhi karega.

Tufani Barish May Raat Ko Shop per 1 Admi Pizza Lenay Aaya
Shopkeeper: Aap Shadi Shuda Hai
Admi: Is Tufani Barish May Kya Meri Maa Mujay Pizza Lene Bhejegi

Banta:Kal Mujhe 10 logo ne Peeta
Santa:Phir tune kya kiya
Banta:Maine kha saalon Aik Aik karke ao
Santa:Phir
Banta:Phir kya Saalone Aik Aik karke dubaara peeta

1 sabzi wale k ghar bacha paida hua,
to 1 aurat bache ko dekh k boli:
kitna pyara bacha hai ?
sabzi wala aadat k mutabik bola
Aur hai b Bilkul taaza