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Jul 1, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

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patni: jab tum desi ...

patni: jab tum desi pite ho mujhe pari kehte ho.

beer pite ho to darling
par aj bhutni kyu?

pati:aj maine sprite piya hai,
'seedhi baat no bakhwash'
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (PATI-PATNI)

Wife: Janu kash ap ...

Wife:
Janu kash ap SMS hote.
Mai ap ko save karti,

Husband:
Jaan-e-man, kash tm ringtone hoti,
Mai her haftay tumhe change karta.
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (PATI-PATNI)

Husband: Bhagwan ne...

Husband:
Bhagwan ne tumhe 2 aakhen di hai
chawal se pathar nhi nikal sakti?
WIFE: Bhagwan ne tumhe 32 daat diye hai
2-4 pathar nhi chaba sakte?
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (PATI-PATNI)

Wife-kitna pyar kart...

Wife-kitna pyar karte ho hame.
Husband-shahjhan jitna.
Wife-mere marne ke bad taj mahal banaoge.
Hsbnd-me plot bhi le chuka hu
pagli der to tu kar rahi h.
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (PATI-PATNI)

Wife 2 husband-mujhe...

Wife 2 husband-mujhe kahi mehngi jagah ghumane le chalo.

husband-chalo tayaar ho jao.
petrol pump chalte h.
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (PATI-PATNI)

Patni- Shadi K Pehle...

Patni- Shadi K Pehle Aap Roz Gift Dete The, Par Ab Nai Dete, Kyu?
Pati- Tune Kabhi Kisi Machware
Ko Machli Pakdne K Baad Use Dana Dalte Dekha H.
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (PATI-PATNI)

Wife: Dekhi na wo aa...

Wife: Dekhi na wo aadmi mujhe ghur ghur ke dekh raha hai.
Husband: Arre wo to bhangar wala ( scrap dealer ) hai, Bekar MAAL par nazar rakhana uski addat h.
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (PATI-PATNI)

Wife pati se boli-De...

Wife pati se boli-Dekho G Kaam karte Waqt mere ko Kiss-Wiss na kiya karo.
Tabhi Kaamwali Boli-Maidam achi Tarah se Samjha do, Mai to bol-bol ke Thak Gayi
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (PATI-PATNI)

bivi k thappad marne...

bivi k thappad marne k bad pati bola Admi use hi marta h jise vo pyar karta h.
bivi ne bhi 2khich k mari or boli-Ap kya samjte h mai apse pyar nahi karti.
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (PATI-PATNI)

Husband - aj kuch ai...

Husband - aj kuch aisi bat batao jisase dil khush bhi ho jaye aur jal bhi jaye
Wife- tumhare sare dosto me sabse acha kiss karane ka style tumhara h
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (PATI-PATNI)
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