Jun 23, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

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Spiritual thought fo...

Spiritual thought for d day-
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Faithful boyfrnds will go straight to heaven..
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Unfaithful boyfrnds are already enjoying...
HEAVEN on Earth.

By: Mansi
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Soul1: How did u die...

Soul1: How did u die?
Soul2: Due 2 cold U?
S1: I doubted my wife with a man & searched my house,
found none, felt guilty & suicided
S2: Ha ha i was in d Fridge.

By: Mansi
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

"Barish hue bhe...

"Barish hue bheeg gaye hum"
"Barish hue bheeg gaye hum"
Fir kya,
"Rajnikanth ne phuk maari sukh gaye hum"!

By: Mansi
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Faqir:Madam Bhuka hu...

Faqir:Madam Bhuka hu,Khuda k naam pr khana dedo
Mam:Khana abi nai bna
Faqir:Facebuk pe BABA Pappu k naam se hu,ban jye to WALL pe post krdena.

By: Mansi
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

PATNI NE KAR DI DI ...

PATNI NE KAR DI DI
PATI KI ESS BAAT PAR DHUNAI !
KI USNE
" PATI PARMESWAR" FILM Q NAHI DIKHAI.

By: Mansi
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Sardar: Aap kitna pa...

Sardar: Aap kitna padhe ho?
Friend: B.A.

Sardar: kamal karte ho yaar, sirf do word padhe aur woh bhi ulte.

By: Mansi
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Bijlee ki taar or la...

Bijlee ki taar or ladki mai kya similarty hai???
Guess..
Not Sure
Oh Come on Yaar Simple Yaar
Dono Nangi ho toh jaan nikaal deti h.

By: Mansi
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

In an African Safari...

In an African Safari, A LION suddenly bounced on Santa's wife.
WIFE-Shoot him! Shoot him!
SANTA-Yes Yes.I'm changing d battery of my camera.

By: Mansi
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Snta-Ye Chhota Medal...

Snta-Ye Chhota Medal Tumhe Kyu Mila H?
Bnta-Gane K Liye,
Snta-Aur Ye Bada Wala?
Bnta-Apna Gana Band Krne K Lie.

By: Mansi
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

khuda kare tera mobi...

khuda kare tera mobile kho jaye
mile mughe aur mera ho jaye
karu sms ladikyo ko naam tera aaye
Maar tughe pare aur mazza mughe aaye.

By: Mansi
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

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Jun 23, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

Spiritual thought fo...

Spiritual thought for d day-
.
Faithful boyfrnds will go straight to heaven..
.
.
.
.
.
Unfaithful boyfrnds are already enjoying...
HEAVEN on Earth.

Soul1: How did u die...

Soul1: How did u die?
Soul2: Due 2 cold U?
S1: I doubted my wife with a man & searched my house,
found none, felt guilty & suicided
S2: Ha ha i was in d Fridge.

"Barish hue bhe...

"Barish hue bheeg gaye hum"
"Barish hue bheeg gaye hum"
Fir kya,
"Rajnikanth ne phuk maari sukh gaye hum"!

Faqir:Madam Bhuka hu...

Faqir:Madam Bhuka hu,Khuda k naam pr khana dedo
Mam:Khana abi nai bna
Faqir:Facebuk pe BABA Pappu k naam se hu,ban jye to WALL pe post krdena.

PATNI NE KAR DI DI ...

PATNI NE KAR DI DI
PATI KI ESS BAAT PAR DHUNAI !
KI USNE
" PATI PARMESWAR" FILM Q NAHI DIKHAI.

Sardar: Aap kitna pa...

Sardar: Aap kitna padhe ho?
Friend: B.A.

Sardar: kamal karte ho yaar, sirf do word padhe aur woh bhi ulte.

Bijlee ki taar or la...

Bijlee ki taar or ladki mai kya similarty hai???
Guess..
Not Sure
Oh Come on Yaar Simple Yaar
Dono Nangi ho toh jaan nikaal deti h.

In an African Safari...

In an African Safari, A LION suddenly bounced on Santa's wife.
WIFE-Shoot him! Shoot him!
SANTA-Yes Yes.I'm changing d battery of my camera.

Snta-Ye Chhota Medal...

Snta-Ye Chhota Medal Tumhe Kyu Mila H?
Bnta-Gane K Liye,
Snta-Aur Ye Bada Wala?
Bnta-Apna Gana Band Krne K Lie.

khuda kare tera mobi...

khuda kare tera mobile kho jaye
mile mughe aur mera ho jaye
karu sms ladikyo ko naam tera aaye
Maar tughe pare aur mazza mughe aaye.

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Jun 23, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

Spiritual thought fo...

Spiritual thought for d day- . Faithful boyfrnds will go straight to heaven.. . . . . . Unfaithful boyfrnds are already enjoying... HEAVEN on Earth.

Soul1: How did u die...

Soul1: How did u die? Soul2: Due 2 cold U? S1: I doubted my wife with a man & searched my house, found none, felt guilty & suicided S2: Ha ha i was in d Fridge.

"Barish hue bhe...

"Barish hue bheeg gaye hum" "Barish hue bheeg gaye hum" Fir kya, "Rajnikanth ne phuk maari sukh gaye hum"!

Faqir:Madam Bhuka hu...

Faqir:Madam Bhuka hu,Khuda k naam pr khana dedo Mam:Khana abi nai bna Faqir:Facebuk pe BABA Pappu k naam se hu,ban jye to WALL pe post krdena.

PATNI NE KAR DI DI ...

PATNI NE KAR DI DI PATI KI ESS BAAT PAR DHUNAI ! KI USNE " PATI PARMESWAR" FILM Q NAHI DIKHAI.

Sardar: Aap kitna pa...

Sardar: Aap kitna padhe ho? Friend: B.A. Sardar: kamal karte ho yaar, sirf do word padhe aur woh bhi ulte.

Bijlee ki taar or la...

Bijlee ki taar or ladki mai kya similarty hai??? Guess.. Not Sure Oh Come on Yaar Simple Yaar Dono Nangi ho toh jaan nikaal deti h.

In an African Safari...

In an African Safari, A LION suddenly bounced on Santa's wife. WIFE-Shoot him! Shoot him! SANTA-Yes Yes.I'm changing d battery of my camera.

Snta-Ye Chhota Medal...

Snta-Ye Chhota Medal Tumhe Kyu Mila H? Bnta-Gane K Liye, Snta-Aur Ye Bada Wala? Bnta-Apna Gana Band Krne K Lie.

khuda kare tera mobi...

khuda kare tera mobile kho jaye mile mughe aur mera ho jaye karu sms ladikyo ko naam tera aaye Maar tughe pare aur mazza mughe aaye.

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Spiritual thought for d day-
.
Faithful boyfrnds will go straight to heaven..
.
.
.
.
.
Unfaithful boyfrnds are already enjoying...
HEAVEN on Earth.

Soul1: How did u die?
Soul2: Due 2 cold U?
S1: I doubted my wife with a man & searched my house,
found none, felt guilty & suicided
S2: Ha ha i was in d Fridge.

"Barish hue bheeg gaye hum"
"Barish hue bheeg gaye hum"
Fir kya,
"Rajnikanth ne phuk maari sukh gaye hum"!

Faqir:Madam Bhuka hu,Khuda k naam pr khana dedo
Mam:Khana abi nai bna
Faqir:Facebuk pe BABA Pappu k naam se hu,ban jye to WALL pe post krdena.

PATNI NE KAR DI DI
PATI KI ESS BAAT PAR DHUNAI !
KI USNE
" PATI PARMESWAR" FILM Q NAHI DIKHAI.

Sardar: Aap kitna padhe ho?
Friend: B.A.

Sardar: kamal karte ho yaar, sirf do word padhe aur woh bhi ulte.

Bijlee ki taar or ladki mai kya similarty hai???
Guess..
Not Sure
Oh Come on Yaar Simple Yaar
Dono Nangi ho toh jaan nikaal deti h.

In an African Safari, A LION suddenly bounced on Santa's wife.
WIFE-Shoot him! Shoot him!
SANTA-Yes Yes.I'm changing d battery of my camera.

Snta-Ye Chhota Medal Tumhe Kyu Mila H?
Bnta-Gane K Liye,
Snta-Aur Ye Bada Wala?
Bnta-Apna Gana Band Krne K Lie.

khuda kare tera mobile kho jaye
mile mughe aur mera ho jaye
karu sms ladikyo ko naam tera aaye
Maar tughe pare aur mazza mughe aaye.