Jun 23, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

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Top 5 funny shop nam...

Top 5 funny shop names
1-Gandhi hair care
2-Malika saree centre
3-Salman marriage beauro
4-Dolly bindra fitness centre
5-Rakhi sawant satsang kendra.

By: Mansi
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

perfect things in li...

perfect things in life u should never lose:
1. Character
2. Self respect
3. Hope
4. Heart
5. ????

Well........ u know my name right..?

By: Mansi
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Once der was a fight...

Once der was a fight between Me and a Tiger...
.
I Ran away...
Why?
.
To Save d Tiger...

Only 1411 r left!!! ;)
Otherwise u know me..

By: Mansi
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Science vala Sochta ...

Science vala Sochta hai k Rose kaise bana?
Arts vala Sochta hai k Rose kaise Draw karu.?
But
Commerce vala Sochta hai k Rose kise Du.?
Dat's marketing.

By: Mansi
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Samundar Se Keh Do A...

Samundar Se Keh Do Apni Lehre Samhaal ke Rakhe,
.
Zindgi me Tufan Laane k Liye Hmara"Result"Hi Kaafi Hai.

By: Mansi
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

HELLO meri aavaj aa ...

HELLO meri aavaj aa rahi hai.. Hello hello..?
.
kya aavaj nhi aa rhi hai?
.
ab.. ab bhi nahi.
.
abe dhaKKan ye SMS hai awaz kaha se aayegi.

By: Mansi
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Best pick up line to...

Best pick up line to approach a Girl:
Boy: Is ur Dad Terrorist?
.
Girl: Wht?
Boy: No! I askd
Coz u r such a
Bomb!

By: Mansi
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Tum Bhi Likha Karo S...

Tum Bhi Likha Karo Shayri
Tumhara Bhi Meri tarah Naam Ho Jayega,
Jab Tum Par Bhi Padenge Ande Aur Tamatar
To Sham Ki SABJI Ka Intezam Ho Jayega,

By: Mansi
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Modern... Obedient....

Modern...
Obedient..
Neat...
Kind...
Excellent..
Young.
Thats ME.
Dont feel sad... Ur name is also there... read d 1st letter of every word.

By: Mansi
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Phone Na KarnaBiLL J...

Phone Na KarnaBiLL Jyada Aayega
Message Na Karna Paisa Kharch Ho Jayega Miss Call Na Dena Battery Low Ho Jayegi,Bus DIL Se Yaad Karna Free Me Baat HO JayegI.

By: Mansi
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

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Jun 23, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

Top 5 funny shop nam...

Top 5 funny shop names
1-Gandhi hair care
2-Malika saree centre
3-Salman marriage beauro
4-Dolly bindra fitness centre
5-Rakhi sawant satsang kendra.

perfect things in li...

perfect things in life u should never lose:
1. Character
2. Self respect
3. Hope
4. Heart
5. ????

Well........ u know my name right..?

Once der was a fight...

Once der was a fight between Me and a Tiger...
.
I Ran away...
Why?
.
To Save d Tiger...

Only 1411 r left!!! ;)
Otherwise u know me..

Science vala Sochta ...

Science vala Sochta hai k Rose kaise bana?
Arts vala Sochta hai k Rose kaise Draw karu.?
But
Commerce vala Sochta hai k Rose kise Du.?
Dat's marketing.

Samundar Se Keh Do A...

Samundar Se Keh Do Apni Lehre Samhaal ke Rakhe,
.
Zindgi me Tufan Laane k Liye Hmara"Result"Hi Kaafi Hai.

HELLO meri aavaj aa ...

HELLO meri aavaj aa rahi hai.. Hello hello..?
.
kya aavaj nhi aa rhi hai?
.
ab.. ab bhi nahi.
.
abe dhaKKan ye SMS hai awaz kaha se aayegi.

Best pick up line to...

Best pick up line to approach a Girl:
Boy: Is ur Dad Terrorist?
.
Girl: Wht?
Boy: No! I askd
Coz u r such a
Bomb!

Tum Bhi Likha Karo S...

Tum Bhi Likha Karo Shayri
Tumhara Bhi Meri tarah Naam Ho Jayega,
Jab Tum Par Bhi Padenge Ande Aur Tamatar
To Sham Ki SABJI Ka Intezam Ho Jayega,

Modern... Obedient....

Modern...
Obedient..
Neat...
Kind...
Excellent..
Young.
Thats ME.
Dont feel sad... Ur name is also there... read d 1st letter of every word.

Phone Na KarnaBiLL J...

Phone Na KarnaBiLL Jyada Aayega
Message Na Karna Paisa Kharch Ho Jayega Miss Call Na Dena Battery Low Ho Jayegi,Bus DIL Se Yaad Karna Free Me Baat HO JayegI.

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Jun 23, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

Top 5 funny shop nam...

Top 5 funny shop names 1-Gandhi hair care 2-Malika saree centre 3-Salman marriage beauro 4-Dolly bindra fitness centre 5-Rakhi sawant satsang kendra.

perfect things in li...

perfect things in life u should never lose: 1. Character 2. Self respect 3. Hope 4. Heart 5. ???? Well........ u know my name right..?

Once der was a fight...

Once der was a fight between Me and a Tiger... . I Ran away... Why? . To Save d Tiger... Only 1411 r left!!! ;) Otherwise u know me..

Science vala Sochta ...

Science vala Sochta hai k Rose kaise bana? Arts vala Sochta hai k Rose kaise Draw karu.? But Commerce vala Sochta hai k Rose kise Du.? Dat's marketing.

Samundar Se Keh Do A...

Samundar Se Keh Do Apni Lehre Samhaal ke Rakhe, . Zindgi me Tufan Laane k Liye Hmara"Result"Hi Kaafi Hai.

HELLO meri aavaj aa ...

HELLO meri aavaj aa rahi hai.. Hello hello..? . kya aavaj nhi aa rhi hai? . ab.. ab bhi nahi. . abe dhaKKan ye SMS hai awaz kaha se aayegi.

Best pick up line to...

Best pick up line to approach a Girl: Boy: Is ur Dad Terrorist? . Girl: Wht? Boy: No! I askd Coz u r such a Bomb!

Tum Bhi Likha Karo S...

Tum Bhi Likha Karo Shayri Tumhara Bhi Meri tarah Naam Ho Jayega, Jab Tum Par Bhi Padenge Ande Aur Tamatar To Sham Ki SABJI Ka Intezam Ho Jayega,

Modern... Obedient....

Modern... Obedient.. Neat... Kind... Excellent.. Young. Thats ME. Dont feel sad... Ur name is also there... read d 1st letter of every word.

Phone Na KarnaBiLL J...

Phone Na KarnaBiLL Jyada Aayega Message Na Karna Paisa Kharch Ho Jayega Miss Call Na Dena Battery Low Ho Jayegi,Bus DIL Se Yaad Karna Free Me Baat HO JayegI.

MrPopat Services

Other Links

Follow Us

Translate Page To Your Favourite Language

Top 5 funny shop names
1-Gandhi hair care
2-Malika saree centre
3-Salman marriage beauro
4-Dolly bindra fitness centre
5-Rakhi sawant satsang kendra.

perfect things in life u should never lose:
1. Character
2. Self respect
3. Hope
4. Heart
5. ????

Well........ u know my name right..?

Once der was a fight between Me and a Tiger...
.
I Ran away...
Why?
.
To Save d Tiger...

Only 1411 r left!!! ;)
Otherwise u know me..

Science vala Sochta hai k Rose kaise bana?
Arts vala Sochta hai k Rose kaise Draw karu.?
But
Commerce vala Sochta hai k Rose kise Du.?
Dat's marketing.

Samundar Se Keh Do Apni Lehre Samhaal ke Rakhe,
.
Zindgi me Tufan Laane k Liye Hmara"Result"Hi Kaafi Hai.

HELLO meri aavaj aa rahi hai.. Hello hello..?
.
kya aavaj nhi aa rhi hai?
.
ab.. ab bhi nahi.
.
abe dhaKKan ye SMS hai awaz kaha se aayegi.

Best pick up line to approach a Girl:
Boy: Is ur Dad Terrorist?
.
Girl: Wht?
Boy: No! I askd
Coz u r such a
Bomb!

Tum Bhi Likha Karo Shayri
Tumhara Bhi Meri tarah Naam Ho Jayega,
Jab Tum Par Bhi Padenge Ande Aur Tamatar
To Sham Ki SABJI Ka Intezam Ho Jayega,

Modern...
Obedient..
Neat...
Kind...
Excellent..
Young.
Thats ME.
Dont feel sad... Ur name is also there... read d 1st letter of every word.

Phone Na KarnaBiLL Jyada Aayega
Message Na Karna Paisa Kharch Ho Jayega Miss Call Na Dena Battery Low Ho Jayegi,Bus DIL Se Yaad Karna Free Me Baat HO JayegI.