Jun 23, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

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UNIVERSAL TRUTH: If...

UNIVERSAL TRUTH:
If a boy opens the door of his car for his girlfriend. .
Then. .
Either the 'girlfrnd' is new or the 'car'. .

By: Mansi
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

chingu pingu mingu...

chingu
pingu
mingu
Kya ye bacche apke hai,
agar nahi to aage bhej do,
jiske honge rakh lege.
surat mil rahi thi to laga apke honge.

By: Mansi
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

"change cannot ...

"change cannot be given to you everytime."
"You only Must Bring d Change..."
Great lines said by...

Bus Conductor.

By: Mansi
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

GIRL- kitna pyar krt...

GIRL- kitna pyar krte ho mujhse?
BOY- Shahjahan jaisa.
GIRL- To Tajmahal bnwao.
BOY- Zameen kharid li h, bs tumhare mrne ka intezaar kr rha hu.

By: Mansi
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Osama to Amitabh : H...

Osama to Amitabh : How are you ?
Amitabh : Bas kabhi Khushi kabhi gam, Aur aap ??
Osama; Bas kabhi gola kabhi Bum.

By: Mansi
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

U S A: Hamare DOG Fo...

U S A: Hamare DOG Football khelte h?
JAPAN: Hamari FISH dance Karti h?
CHINA: Hamare HATHI cycle chalate h?
INDIA: HAMARE GADHE DESH CHALATE H.

By: Mansi
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Who is the most luck...

Who is the most lucky man of this week.?
.
.
.
Kanimozi's husband ofcourse....
Rs.214 Cr in hand and wife is in the jail
enjoy man.

By: Mansi
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

6 roses 4 U 1 4 hea...

6 roses 4 U
1 4 health
1 4 wealth
1 4 hapines
1 4 frndshp
or baki 2
Kaan pe laga lena
Mast lagoge

@('.')@
-
._/ /_

Are wah!Kya dikhte ho.

By: Mansi
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Heart touching lines...

Heart touching lines.. Thousand words of any teacher does not hurt much.. But the silence of a friend in the examination hall brings tears to the eyes.

By: Mansi
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

LAZINESS is th...

LAZINESS is the 'father' of all bad habits..
.
.
.
.
.
But ultimately he is a father & we should respect him!
-
-Be Lazy,
Think Crazy!

By: Mansi
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

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Jun 23, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

UNIVERSAL TRUTH: If...

UNIVERSAL TRUTH:
If a boy opens the door of his car for his girlfriend. .
Then. .
Either the 'girlfrnd' is new or the 'car'. .

chingu pingu mingu...

chingu
pingu
mingu
Kya ye bacche apke hai,
agar nahi to aage bhej do,
jiske honge rakh lege.
surat mil rahi thi to laga apke honge.

"change cannot ...

"change cannot be given to you everytime."
"You only Must Bring d Change..."
Great lines said by...

Bus Conductor.

GIRL- kitna pyar krt...

GIRL- kitna pyar krte ho mujhse?
BOY- Shahjahan jaisa.
GIRL- To Tajmahal bnwao.
BOY- Zameen kharid li h, bs tumhare mrne ka intezaar kr rha hu.

Osama to Amitabh : H...

Osama to Amitabh : How are you ?
Amitabh : Bas kabhi Khushi kabhi gam, Aur aap ??
Osama; Bas kabhi gola kabhi Bum.

U S A: Hamare DOG Fo...

U S A: Hamare DOG Football khelte h?
JAPAN: Hamari FISH dance Karti h?
CHINA: Hamare HATHI cycle chalate h?
INDIA: HAMARE GADHE DESH CHALATE H.

Who is the most luck...

Who is the most lucky man of this week.?
.
.
.
Kanimozi's husband ofcourse....
Rs.214 Cr in hand and wife is in the jail
enjoy man.

6 roses 4 U 1 4 hea...

6 roses 4 U
1 4 health
1 4 wealth
1 4 hapines
1 4 frndshp
or baki 2
Kaan pe laga lena
Mast lagoge

@('.')@
-
._/ /_

Are wah!Kya dikhte ho.

Heart touching lines...

Heart touching lines.. Thousand words of any teacher does not hurt much.. But the silence of a friend in the examination hall brings tears to the eyes.

LAZINESS is th...

LAZINESS is the 'father' of all bad habits..
.
.
.
.
.
But ultimately he is a father & we should respect him!
-
-Be Lazy,
Think Crazy!

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Jun 23, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

UNIVERSAL TRUTH: If...

UNIVERSAL TRUTH: If a boy opens the door of his car for his girlfriend. . Then. . Either the 'girlfrnd' is new or the 'car'. .

chingu pingu mingu...

chingu pingu mingu Kya ye bacche apke hai, agar nahi to aage bhej do, jiske honge rakh lege. surat mil rahi thi to laga apke honge.

"change cannot ...

"change cannot be given to you everytime." "You only Must Bring d Change..." Great lines said by... Bus Conductor.

GIRL- kitna pyar krt...

GIRL- kitna pyar krte ho mujhse? BOY- Shahjahan jaisa. GIRL- To Tajmahal bnwao. BOY- Zameen kharid li h, bs tumhare mrne ka intezaar kr rha hu.

Osama to Amitabh : H...

Osama to Amitabh : How are you ? Amitabh : Bas kabhi Khushi kabhi gam, Aur aap ?? Osama; Bas kabhi gola kabhi Bum.

U S A: Hamare DOG Fo...

U S A: Hamare DOG Football khelte h? JAPAN: Hamari FISH dance Karti h? CHINA: Hamare HATHI cycle chalate h? INDIA: HAMARE GADHE DESH CHALATE H.

Who is the most luck...

Who is the most lucky man of this week.? . . . Kanimozi's husband ofcourse.... Rs.214 Cr in hand and wife is in the jail enjoy man.

6 roses 4 U 1 4 hea...

6 roses 4 U 1 4 health 1 4 wealth 1 4 hapines 1 4 frndshp or baki 2 Kaan pe laga lena Mast lagoge @('.')@ - ._/ /_ Are wah!Kya dikhte ho.

Heart touching lines...

Heart touching lines.. Thousand words of any teacher does not hurt much.. But the silence of a friend in the examination hall brings tears to the eyes.

LAZINESS is th...

LAZINESS is the 'father' of all bad habits.. . . . . . But ultimately he is a father & we should respect him! - -Be Lazy, Think Crazy!

MrPopat Services

Other Links

Follow Us

Translate Page To Your Favourite Language

UNIVERSAL TRUTH:
If a boy opens the door of his car for his girlfriend. .
Then. .
Either the 'girlfrnd' is new or the 'car'. .

chingu
pingu
mingu
Kya ye bacche apke hai,
agar nahi to aage bhej do,
jiske honge rakh lege.
surat mil rahi thi to laga apke honge.

"change cannot be given to you everytime."
"You only Must Bring d Change..."
Great lines said by...

Bus Conductor.

GIRL- kitna pyar krte ho mujhse?
BOY- Shahjahan jaisa.
GIRL- To Tajmahal bnwao.
BOY- Zameen kharid li h, bs tumhare mrne ka intezaar kr rha hu.

Osama to Amitabh : How are you ?
Amitabh : Bas kabhi Khushi kabhi gam, Aur aap ??
Osama; Bas kabhi gola kabhi Bum.

U S A: Hamare DOG Football khelte h?
JAPAN: Hamari FISH dance Karti h?
CHINA: Hamare HATHI cycle chalate h?
INDIA: HAMARE GADHE DESH CHALATE H.

Who is the most lucky man of this week.?
.
.
.
Kanimozi's husband ofcourse....
Rs.214 Cr in hand and wife is in the jail
enjoy man.

6 roses 4 U
1 4 health
1 4 wealth
1 4 hapines
1 4 frndshp
or baki 2
Kaan pe laga lena
Mast lagoge

@('.')@
-
._/ /_

Are wah!Kya dikhte ho.

LAZINESS is the 'father' of all bad habits..
.
.
.
.
.
But ultimately he is a father & we should respect him!
-
-Be Lazy,
Think Crazy!