Jun 23, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

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A pig goes to GUINES...

A pig goes to GUINESS BOOK OFFICE to check,
If He's Still d Most ugly Animal on Earth Or Not?
He Came Out Angrly ShoutinG -
Ye Sala SHARAD PAWAR Kon H.

By: Mansi
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Reporter to Abhishek...

Reporter to Abhishek Bachchan: Do you know how many times Salman & Vivek have dated with ur wife ?
Abhishek: No idea.
.
Reporter:
Get Idea!&
Change ur wife

By: Mansi
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

If the worgue of tim...

If the worgue of time is ritsol by you and you are perdising it.
Then...
Neeche to aise padh rahe ho jaise oopar ki saari Angreji samajh aa gai.

By: Mansi
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Railway Me Job Hai ...

Railway Me Job Hai
.
Karani hai?
.
Salary:35,000/-
Per Month
.
Job Details:-
.
Rajdhani Exp Ki Head Lite Kharab Ho Gai H
Torch Lekar Aage Aage bhagna H.

By: Mansi
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Student- sir sab log...

Student- sir sab log hindi, English, Urdu,
Me bolte,
Maths me kyu nhi.
Teacher - jyada 3,5 na kr 9,2,11 hole nhi to 4,5 jb dunga to 6 k 36 dikhne lagenge.

By: Mansi
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Mahatma Gandhi ne sh...

Mahatma Gandhi ne shadi se phle apni wife Kasturba Gandhi ko letter likha:
.
DEAR KASTURBA,
.
.
I LOVE YOU.
.
.
Tumhara
"BAPU" Ji

By: Mansi
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Jeans pehen ke jab m...

Jeans pehen ke jab mai taiyar hota,
Utha k mobile,
Bike pe sawaar hota,
Dekhte log chhat pe khade hoke,
Aur kehte-Kaash ye chhora hamari chhori ka yaar hota.

By: Mansi
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Teacher : Jo andar a...

Teacher : Jo andar ane k liye sab se chota sentence bolega use gift milega.
Eng child: May i cum in?
Hindi Child : Mai Andr a Skta ho ?
Varanasi Child : I ka.

By: Mansi
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Mere sath kissa Ajee...

Mere sath kissa Ajeeb ho gaya,
Jaga tha jo mera Naseeb wo so gaya.
Ek pyara sa Dost tha jo krta tha mujhe sms,
Lagta h aaj wo B GAREEB ho gaya.

By: Mansi
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Pani me gira rumal t...

Pani me gira rumal to rumal geela hai,
aasman me dekha to aasman bhi neela hai,
muhabbat to sab karte hai,
par
me karu to sala character dheela hai.

By: Mansi
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

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Jun 23, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

A pig goes to GUINES...

A pig goes to GUINESS BOOK OFFICE to check,
If He's Still d Most ugly Animal on Earth Or Not?
He Came Out Angrly ShoutinG -
Ye Sala SHARAD PAWAR Kon H.

Reporter to Abhishek...

Reporter to Abhishek Bachchan: Do you know how many times Salman & Vivek have dated with ur wife ?
Abhishek: No idea.
.
Reporter:
Get Idea!&
Change ur wife

If the worgue of tim...

If the worgue of time is ritsol by you and you are perdising it.
Then...
Neeche to aise padh rahe ho jaise oopar ki saari Angreji samajh aa gai.

Railway Me Job Hai ...

Railway Me Job Hai
.
Karani hai?
.
Salary:35,000/-
Per Month
.
Job Details:-
.
Rajdhani Exp Ki Head Lite Kharab Ho Gai H
Torch Lekar Aage Aage bhagna H.

Student- sir sab log...

Student- sir sab log hindi, English, Urdu,
Me bolte,
Maths me kyu nhi.
Teacher - jyada 3,5 na kr 9,2,11 hole nhi to 4,5 jb dunga to 6 k 36 dikhne lagenge.

Mahatma Gandhi ne sh...

Mahatma Gandhi ne shadi se phle apni wife Kasturba Gandhi ko letter likha:
.
DEAR KASTURBA,
.
.
I LOVE YOU.
.
.
Tumhara
"BAPU" Ji

Jeans pehen ke jab m...

Jeans pehen ke jab mai taiyar hota,
Utha k mobile,
Bike pe sawaar hota,
Dekhte log chhat pe khade hoke,
Aur kehte-Kaash ye chhora hamari chhori ka yaar hota.

Teacher : Jo andar a...

Teacher : Jo andar ane k liye sab se chota sentence bolega use gift milega.
Eng child: May i cum in?
Hindi Child : Mai Andr a Skta ho ?
Varanasi Child : I ka.

Mere sath kissa Ajee...

Mere sath kissa Ajeeb ho gaya,
Jaga tha jo mera Naseeb wo so gaya.
Ek pyara sa Dost tha jo krta tha mujhe sms,
Lagta h aaj wo B GAREEB ho gaya.

Pani me gira rumal t...

Pani me gira rumal to rumal geela hai,
aasman me dekha to aasman bhi neela hai,
muhabbat to sab karte hai,
par
me karu to sala character dheela hai.

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Jun 23, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

A pig goes to GUINES...

A pig goes to GUINESS BOOK OFFICE to check, If He's Still d Most ugly Animal on Earth Or Not? He Came Out Angrly ShoutinG - Ye Sala SHARAD PAWAR Kon H.

Reporter to Abhishek...

Reporter to Abhishek Bachchan: Do you know how many times Salman & Vivek have dated with ur wife ? Abhishek: No idea. . Reporter: Get Idea!& Change ur wife

If the worgue of tim...

If the worgue of time is ritsol by you and you are perdising it. Then... Neeche to aise padh rahe ho jaise oopar ki saari Angreji samajh aa gai.

Railway Me Job Hai ...

Railway Me Job Hai . Karani hai? . Salary:35,000/- Per Month . Job Details:- . Rajdhani Exp Ki Head Lite Kharab Ho Gai H Torch Lekar Aage Aage bhagna H.

Student- sir sab log...

Student- sir sab log hindi, English, Urdu, Me bolte, Maths me kyu nhi. Teacher - jyada 3,5 na kr 9,2,11 hole nhi to 4,5 jb dunga to 6 k 36 dikhne lagenge.

Mahatma Gandhi ne sh...

Mahatma Gandhi ne shadi se phle apni wife Kasturba Gandhi ko letter likha: . DEAR KASTURBA, . . I LOVE YOU. . . Tumhara "BAPU" Ji

Jeans pehen ke jab m...

Jeans pehen ke jab mai taiyar hota, Utha k mobile, Bike pe sawaar hota, Dekhte log chhat pe khade hoke, Aur kehte-Kaash ye chhora hamari chhori ka yaar hota.

Teacher : Jo andar a...

Teacher : Jo andar ane k liye sab se chota sentence bolega use gift milega. Eng child: May i cum in? Hindi Child : Mai Andr a Skta ho ? Varanasi Child : I ka.

Mere sath kissa Ajee...

Mere sath kissa Ajeeb ho gaya, Jaga tha jo mera Naseeb wo so gaya. Ek pyara sa Dost tha jo krta tha mujhe sms, Lagta h aaj wo B GAREEB ho gaya.

Pani me gira rumal t...

Pani me gira rumal to rumal geela hai, aasman me dekha to aasman bhi neela hai, muhabbat to sab karte hai, par me karu to sala character dheela hai.

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A pig goes to GUINESS BOOK OFFICE to check,
If He's Still d Most ugly Animal on Earth Or Not?
He Came Out Angrly ShoutinG -
Ye Sala SHARAD PAWAR Kon H.

Reporter to Abhishek Bachchan: Do you know how many times Salman & Vivek have dated with ur wife ?
Abhishek: No idea.
.
Reporter:
Get Idea!&
Change ur wife

If the worgue of time is ritsol by you and you are perdising it.
Then...
Neeche to aise padh rahe ho jaise oopar ki saari Angreji samajh aa gai.

Railway Me Job Hai
.
Karani hai?
.
Salary:35,000/-
Per Month
.
Job Details:-
.
Rajdhani Exp Ki Head Lite Kharab Ho Gai H
Torch Lekar Aage Aage bhagna H.

Student- sir sab log hindi, English, Urdu,
Me bolte,
Maths me kyu nhi.
Teacher - jyada 3,5 na kr 9,2,11 hole nhi to 4,5 jb dunga to 6 k 36 dikhne lagenge.

Mahatma Gandhi ne shadi se phle apni wife Kasturba Gandhi ko letter likha:
.
DEAR KASTURBA,
.
.
I LOVE YOU.
.
.
Tumhara
"BAPU" Ji

Jeans pehen ke jab mai taiyar hota,
Utha k mobile,
Bike pe sawaar hota,
Dekhte log chhat pe khade hoke,
Aur kehte-Kaash ye chhora hamari chhori ka yaar hota.

Teacher : Jo andar ane k liye sab se chota sentence bolega use gift milega.
Eng child: May i cum in?
Hindi Child : Mai Andr a Skta ho ?
Varanasi Child : I ka.

Mere sath kissa Ajeeb ho gaya,
Jaga tha jo mera Naseeb wo so gaya.
Ek pyara sa Dost tha jo krta tha mujhe sms,
Lagta h aaj wo B GAREEB ho gaya.

Pani me gira rumal to rumal geela hai,
aasman me dekha to aasman bhi neela hai,
muhabbat to sab karte hai,
par
me karu to sala character dheela hai.