Jun 23, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

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Wats d moral of thes...

Wats d moral of these films-
Jannat
Murder
Gangster
Awarapan
Fanaa &
Titanic?
.
Moral- Jo ladki k chakkar me pda wo kutte ki maut mra.

By: Mansi
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Unki Gali Se Gujra T...

Unki Gali Se Gujra To Unke Ghar Ka Chaubara Nazar Aaya
Kuch Der Baad,
Uska Baap Bahar Aa K Bola-
'Hath Pair Tod Dunga Jo Dobara Nazar Aaya'

By: Mansi
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

This is a warning to...

This is a warning to all those people who don't SMOKE or DRINK...
.
.
.
.
One day all ur friends will die and u will be left alone!.

By: Mansi
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

GOLU ne naya Saloon ...

GOLU ne naya Saloon khola.
1 Aadmi Shave karane aaya.
GOLU-Muchhe rakhni hai?
Man-Hai.
GOLU Muchchhe kaat ke- Lo ji rakh lo jaha rakhni h.

By: Mansi
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Rajnikant ka mobile ...

Rajnikant ka mobile balconi se gir gya.
Rajnikant niche pahuncha to mobile nhi mila?
kyun? kyun ki Rajnikant mobile se pehle niche pahunch gya.

jai hind

By: Mansi
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Arz kiya h... Koi L...

Arz kiya h...
Koi Ladka Hme Thukra De To Gum Nhi
wah-wah
Koi Ladka Hme Thukra De To Gum Nhi.
Are Duub mre wo..kamina Jiski Kismat Me Hum Nhi.

By: Mansi
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Pappu hr station uta...

Pappu hr station utar k
usse agle station ka ticket kharid rha tha
.
kyu?
.
Qki doctor ne use
.
lamba safar
karne k liye mana kia tha.

By: Mansi
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Dad:-Beta btao jaan ...

Dad:-Beta btao jaan kaha se NikLti hai?
Son:-Khidki se
Dad:-Wo kaise?
Son:-Kal raat ko Didi ek Ldke ko kah rhi thi
Jaan khidki se Nikal jao.

By: Mansi
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Santa dialled a phon...

Santa dialled a phone no.
A computerizd female voice said. 'apke paas paryapt balance nai hai..'
Santa- Bas janeman..tumse baat ho jati hai itna hi kaafi h :-)

By: Mansi
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

6 brds wr siting on ...

6 brds wr siting on a tree...
A hunter saw dat nd shot over tree.

5 brds flew away..
But 1brd ws siitng..

Y?

bas..
Nakhre.

By: Mansi
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

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Jun 23, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

Wats d moral of thes...

Wats d moral of these films-
Jannat
Murder
Gangster
Awarapan
Fanaa &
Titanic?
.
Moral- Jo ladki k chakkar me pda wo kutte ki maut mra.

Unki Gali Se Gujra T...

Unki Gali Se Gujra To Unke Ghar Ka Chaubara Nazar Aaya
Kuch Der Baad,
Uska Baap Bahar Aa K Bola-
'Hath Pair Tod Dunga Jo Dobara Nazar Aaya'

This is a warning to...

This is a warning to all those people who don't SMOKE or DRINK...
.
.
.
.
One day all ur friends will die and u will be left alone!.

GOLU ne naya Saloon ...

GOLU ne naya Saloon khola.
1 Aadmi Shave karane aaya.
GOLU-Muchhe rakhni hai?
Man-Hai.
GOLU Muchchhe kaat ke- Lo ji rakh lo jaha rakhni h.

Rajnikant ka mobile ...

Rajnikant ka mobile balconi se gir gya.
Rajnikant niche pahuncha to mobile nhi mila?
kyun? kyun ki Rajnikant mobile se pehle niche pahunch gya.

jai hind

Arz kiya h... Koi L...

Arz kiya h...
Koi Ladka Hme Thukra De To Gum Nhi
wah-wah
Koi Ladka Hme Thukra De To Gum Nhi.
Are Duub mre wo..kamina Jiski Kismat Me Hum Nhi.

Pappu hr station uta...

Pappu hr station utar k
usse agle station ka ticket kharid rha tha
.
kyu?
.
Qki doctor ne use
.
lamba safar
karne k liye mana kia tha.

Dad:-Beta btao jaan ...

Dad:-Beta btao jaan kaha se NikLti hai?
Son:-Khidki se
Dad:-Wo kaise?
Son:-Kal raat ko Didi ek Ldke ko kah rhi thi
Jaan khidki se Nikal jao.

Santa dialled a phon...

Santa dialled a phone no.
A computerizd female voice said. 'apke paas paryapt balance nai hai..'
Santa- Bas janeman..tumse baat ho jati hai itna hi kaafi h :-)

6 brds wr siting on ...

6 brds wr siting on a tree...
A hunter saw dat nd shot over tree.

5 brds flew away..
But 1brd ws siitng..

Y?

bas..
Nakhre.

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Jun 23, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

Wats d moral of thes...

Wats d moral of these films- Jannat Murder Gangster Awarapan Fanaa & Titanic? . Moral- Jo ladki k chakkar me pda wo kutte ki maut mra.

Unki Gali Se Gujra T...

Unki Gali Se Gujra To Unke Ghar Ka Chaubara Nazar Aaya Kuch Der Baad, Uska Baap Bahar Aa K Bola- 'Hath Pair Tod Dunga Jo Dobara Nazar Aaya'

This is a warning to...

This is a warning to all those people who don't SMOKE or DRINK... . . . . One day all ur friends will die and u will be left alone!.

GOLU ne naya Saloon ...

GOLU ne naya Saloon khola. 1 Aadmi Shave karane aaya. GOLU-Muchhe rakhni hai? Man-Hai. GOLU Muchchhe kaat ke- Lo ji rakh lo jaha rakhni h.

Rajnikant ka mobile ...

Rajnikant ka mobile balconi se gir gya. Rajnikant niche pahuncha to mobile nhi mila? kyun? kyun ki Rajnikant mobile se pehle niche pahunch gya. jai hind

Arz kiya h... Koi L...

Arz kiya h... Koi Ladka Hme Thukra De To Gum Nhi wah-wah Koi Ladka Hme Thukra De To Gum Nhi. Are Duub mre wo..kamina Jiski Kismat Me Hum Nhi.

Pappu hr station uta...

Pappu hr station utar k usse agle station ka ticket kharid rha tha . kyu? . Qki doctor ne use . lamba safar karne k liye mana kia tha.

Dad:-Beta btao jaan ...

Dad:-Beta btao jaan kaha se NikLti hai? Son:-Khidki se Dad:-Wo kaise? Son:-Kal raat ko Didi ek Ldke ko kah rhi thi Jaan khidki se Nikal jao.

Santa dialled a phon...

Santa dialled a phone no. A computerizd female voice said. 'apke paas paryapt balance nai hai..' Santa- Bas janeman..tumse baat ho jati hai itna hi kaafi h :-)

6 brds wr siting on ...

6 brds wr siting on a tree... A hunter saw dat nd shot over tree. 5 brds flew away.. But 1brd ws siitng.. Y? bas.. Nakhre.

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Wats d moral of these films-
Jannat
Murder
Gangster
Awarapan
Fanaa &
Titanic?
.
Moral- Jo ladki k chakkar me pda wo kutte ki maut mra.

Unki Gali Se Gujra To Unke Ghar Ka Chaubara Nazar Aaya
Kuch Der Baad,
Uska Baap Bahar Aa K Bola-
'Hath Pair Tod Dunga Jo Dobara Nazar Aaya'

This is a warning to all those people who don't SMOKE or DRINK...
.
.
.
.
One day all ur friends will die and u will be left alone!.

GOLU ne naya Saloon khola.
1 Aadmi Shave karane aaya.
GOLU-Muchhe rakhni hai?
Man-Hai.
GOLU Muchchhe kaat ke- Lo ji rakh lo jaha rakhni h.

Rajnikant ka mobile balconi se gir gya.
Rajnikant niche pahuncha to mobile nhi mila?
kyun? kyun ki Rajnikant mobile se pehle niche pahunch gya.

jai hind

Arz kiya h...
Koi Ladka Hme Thukra De To Gum Nhi
wah-wah
Koi Ladka Hme Thukra De To Gum Nhi.
Are Duub mre wo..kamina Jiski Kismat Me Hum Nhi.

Pappu hr station utar k
usse agle station ka ticket kharid rha tha
.
kyu?
.
Qki doctor ne use
.
lamba safar
karne k liye mana kia tha.

Dad:-Beta btao jaan kaha se NikLti hai?
Son:-Khidki se
Dad:-Wo kaise?
Son:-Kal raat ko Didi ek Ldke ko kah rhi thi
Jaan khidki se Nikal jao.

Santa dialled a phone no.
A computerizd female voice said. 'apke paas paryapt balance nai hai..'
Santa- Bas janeman..tumse baat ho jati hai itna hi kaafi h :-)

6 brds wr siting on a tree...
A hunter saw dat nd shot over tree.

5 brds flew away..
But 1brd ws siitng..

Y?

bas..
Nakhre.