Jun 7, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

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Arz kiya h... Koi L...

Arz kiya h...
Koi Ladka Hme Thukra De To Gum Nhi
wah-wah
Koi Ladka Hme Thukra De To Gum Nhi.
Are Duub mre wo..kamina Jiski Kismat Me Hum Nhi.

By: Rajan
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Pappu hr station uta...

Pappu hr station utar k
usse agle station ka ticket kharid rha tha
.
kyu?
.
Qki doctor ne use
.
lamba safar
karne k liye mana kia tha.

By: Rajan
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Dad:-Beta btao jaan ...

Dad:-Beta btao jaan kaha se NikLti hai?
Son:-Khidki se
Dad:-Wo kaise?
Son:-Kal raat ko Didi ek Ldke ko kah rhi thi
Jaan khidki se Nikal jao.

By: Rajan
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Santa dialled a phon...

Santa dialled a phone no.
A computerizd female voice said. 'apke paas paryapt balance nai hai..'
Santa- Bas janeman..tumse baat ho jati hai itna hi kaafi hai:-)

By: Rajan
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

6 brds wr siting on ...

6 brds wr siting on a tree...
A hunter saw dat nd shot over tree.

5 brds flew away..
But 1brd ws siitng..

Y?

bas..
Nakhre.!

By: Rajan
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

A pig goes to GUINES...

A pig goes to GUINESS BOOK OFFICE to check,
If He's Still d Most ugly Animal on Earth Or Not?
He Came Out Angrly ShoutinG -
Ye Sala SHARAD PAWAR Kon H.

By: Rajan
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

If the worgue of tim...

If the worgue of time is ritsol by you and you are perdising it.
Then...
Neeche to aise padh rahe ho jaise oopar ki saari Angreji samajh aa gai.

By: Rajan
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Railway Me Job Hai ...

Railway Me Job Hai
.
Karani hai?
.
Salary:35,000/-
Per Month
.
Job Details:-
.
Rajdhani Exp Ki Head Lite Kharab Ho Gai H
Torch Lekar Aage Aage bhagna H.

By: Rajan
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Student- sir sab log...

Student- sir sab log hindi, English, Urdu,
Me bolte,
Maths me kyu nhi.
Teacher - jyada 3,5 na kr 9,2,11 hole nhi to 4,5 jb dunga to 6 k 36 dikhne lagenge.

By: Rajan
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Mahatma Gandhi ne sh...

Mahatma Gandhi ne shadi se phle apni wife Kasturba Gandhi ko letter likha:
.
DEAR KASTURBA,
.
.
I LOVE YOU.
.
.
Tumhara
"BAPU" Ji.

By: Rajan
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

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Jun 7, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

Arz kiya h... Koi L...

Arz kiya h...
Koi Ladka Hme Thukra De To Gum Nhi
wah-wah
Koi Ladka Hme Thukra De To Gum Nhi.
Are Duub mre wo..kamina Jiski Kismat Me Hum Nhi.

Pappu hr station uta...

Pappu hr station utar k
usse agle station ka ticket kharid rha tha
.
kyu?
.
Qki doctor ne use
.
lamba safar
karne k liye mana kia tha.

Dad:-Beta btao jaan ...

Dad:-Beta btao jaan kaha se NikLti hai?
Son:-Khidki se
Dad:-Wo kaise?
Son:-Kal raat ko Didi ek Ldke ko kah rhi thi
Jaan khidki se Nikal jao.

Santa dialled a phon...

Santa dialled a phone no.
A computerizd female voice said. 'apke paas paryapt balance nai hai..'
Santa- Bas janeman..tumse baat ho jati hai itna hi kaafi hai:-)

6 brds wr siting on ...

6 brds wr siting on a tree...
A hunter saw dat nd shot over tree.

5 brds flew away..
But 1brd ws siitng..

Y?

bas..
Nakhre.!

A pig goes to GUINES...

A pig goes to GUINESS BOOK OFFICE to check,
If He's Still d Most ugly Animal on Earth Or Not?
He Came Out Angrly ShoutinG -
Ye Sala SHARAD PAWAR Kon H.

If the worgue of tim...

If the worgue of time is ritsol by you and you are perdising it.
Then...
Neeche to aise padh rahe ho jaise oopar ki saari Angreji samajh aa gai.

Railway Me Job Hai ...

Railway Me Job Hai
.
Karani hai?
.
Salary:35,000/-
Per Month
.
Job Details:-
.
Rajdhani Exp Ki Head Lite Kharab Ho Gai H
Torch Lekar Aage Aage bhagna H.

Student- sir sab log...

Student- sir sab log hindi, English, Urdu,
Me bolte,
Maths me kyu nhi.
Teacher - jyada 3,5 na kr 9,2,11 hole nhi to 4,5 jb dunga to 6 k 36 dikhne lagenge.

Mahatma Gandhi ne sh...

Mahatma Gandhi ne shadi se phle apni wife Kasturba Gandhi ko letter likha:
.
DEAR KASTURBA,
.
.
I LOVE YOU.
.
.
Tumhara
"BAPU" Ji.

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Jun 7, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

Arz kiya h... Koi L...

Arz kiya h... Koi Ladka Hme Thukra De To Gum Nhi wah-wah Koi Ladka Hme Thukra De To Gum Nhi. Are Duub mre wo..kamina Jiski Kismat Me Hum Nhi.

Pappu hr station uta...

Pappu hr station utar k usse agle station ka ticket kharid rha tha . kyu? . Qki doctor ne use . lamba safar karne k liye mana kia tha.

Dad:-Beta btao jaan ...

Dad:-Beta btao jaan kaha se NikLti hai? Son:-Khidki se Dad:-Wo kaise? Son:-Kal raat ko Didi ek Ldke ko kah rhi thi Jaan khidki se Nikal jao.

Santa dialled a phon...

Santa dialled a phone no. A computerizd female voice said. 'apke paas paryapt balance nai hai..' Santa- Bas janeman..tumse baat ho jati hai itna hi kaafi hai:-)

6 brds wr siting on ...

6 brds wr siting on a tree... A hunter saw dat nd shot over tree. 5 brds flew away.. But 1brd ws siitng.. Y? bas.. Nakhre.!

A pig goes to GUINES...

A pig goes to GUINESS BOOK OFFICE to check, If He's Still d Most ugly Animal on Earth Or Not? He Came Out Angrly ShoutinG - Ye Sala SHARAD PAWAR Kon H.

If the worgue of tim...

If the worgue of time is ritsol by you and you are perdising it. Then... Neeche to aise padh rahe ho jaise oopar ki saari Angreji samajh aa gai.

Railway Me Job Hai ...

Railway Me Job Hai . Karani hai? . Salary:35,000/- Per Month . Job Details:- . Rajdhani Exp Ki Head Lite Kharab Ho Gai H Torch Lekar Aage Aage bhagna H.

Student- sir sab log...

Student- sir sab log hindi, English, Urdu, Me bolte, Maths me kyu nhi. Teacher - jyada 3,5 na kr 9,2,11 hole nhi to 4,5 jb dunga to 6 k 36 dikhne lagenge.

Mahatma Gandhi ne sh...

Mahatma Gandhi ne shadi se phle apni wife Kasturba Gandhi ko letter likha: . DEAR KASTURBA, . . I LOVE YOU. . . Tumhara "BAPU" Ji.

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Arz kiya h...
Koi Ladka Hme Thukra De To Gum Nhi
wah-wah
Koi Ladka Hme Thukra De To Gum Nhi.
Are Duub mre wo..kamina Jiski Kismat Me Hum Nhi.

Pappu hr station utar k
usse agle station ka ticket kharid rha tha
.
kyu?
.
Qki doctor ne use
.
lamba safar
karne k liye mana kia tha.

Dad:-Beta btao jaan kaha se NikLti hai?
Son:-Khidki se
Dad:-Wo kaise?
Son:-Kal raat ko Didi ek Ldke ko kah rhi thi
Jaan khidki se Nikal jao.

Santa dialled a phone no.
A computerizd female voice said. 'apke paas paryapt balance nai hai..'
Santa- Bas janeman..tumse baat ho jati hai itna hi kaafi hai:-)

6 brds wr siting on a tree...
A hunter saw dat nd shot over tree.

5 brds flew away..
But 1brd ws siitng..

Y?

bas..
Nakhre.!

A pig goes to GUINESS BOOK OFFICE to check,
If He's Still d Most ugly Animal on Earth Or Not?
He Came Out Angrly ShoutinG -
Ye Sala SHARAD PAWAR Kon H.

If the worgue of time is ritsol by you and you are perdising it.
Then...
Neeche to aise padh rahe ho jaise oopar ki saari Angreji samajh aa gai.

Railway Me Job Hai
.
Karani hai?
.
Salary:35,000/-
Per Month
.
Job Details:-
.
Rajdhani Exp Ki Head Lite Kharab Ho Gai H
Torch Lekar Aage Aage bhagna H.

Student- sir sab log hindi, English, Urdu,
Me bolte,
Maths me kyu nhi.
Teacher - jyada 3,5 na kr 9,2,11 hole nhi to 4,5 jb dunga to 6 k 36 dikhne lagenge.

Mahatma Gandhi ne shadi se phle apni wife Kasturba Gandhi ko letter likha:
.
DEAR KASTURBA,
.
.
I LOVE YOU.
.
.
Tumhara
"BAPU" Ji.