Jun 7, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

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Hey 'PRAB...

Hey 'PRABHU',
Kya Teri Maya Hai?
Fursat Se Mera Naseeb Banaya hai.
Na 'SMS' Na Hi Koi Call?
Kya chun chun k sirf "KANJUSO" ko hi Mera 'DOST' Banaya H.

By: Rajan
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Girl-Mere Bday pr mu...

Girl-Mere Bday pr mujhe bahut costly gift dena
.
Boy-OK.
.
On the Bday
boy- ur gift!
Girl-how sweet isme kya h?
Boy-PETROL me tale hue PYAAJ ke Pakode.

By: Rajan
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Boy tuk a buk frm co...

Boy tuk a buk frm college library's shelf 2 study.
All othr books fell on him & he died
Moral-zara si over acting apki jaan b le skti h.

By: Rajan
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

tufani andheri raat ...

tufani andheri raat me 12 baje
kabristan k jungle me
1 bhoot dusre ko samjha raha tha
.
"ghabra mat,sb vahem hai,
koi Rajnikant-vajnikant nai hota".

By: Rajan
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Ek sardar barf ka tu...

Ek sardar barf ka tukda hath me le kar gaur se dekh raha tha.
Kisi ne puchha kya kar rahe ho?
Sardar bola dekh raha hu ye leak kaha se ho raha h.

By: Rajan
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Wats d moral of thes...

Wats d moral of these films-
Jannat
Murder
Gangster
Awarapan
Fanaa &
Titanic?
.
Moral- Jo ladki k chakkar me pda wo kutte ki maut mra.

By: Rajan
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Unki Gali Se Gujra T...

Unki Gali Se Gujra To Unke Ghar Ka Chaubara Nazar Aaya
Kuch Der Baad,
Uska Baap Bahar Aa K Bola-
'Hath Pair Tod Dunga Jo Dobara Nazar Aaya'/

By: Rajan
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

This is a warning to...

This is a warning to all those people who don't SMOKE or DRINK...
.
.
.
.
One day all ur friends will die and u will be left alone!.

By: Rajan
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

GOLU ne naya Saloon ...

GOLU ne naya Saloon khola.
1 Aadmi Shave karane aaya.
GOLU-Muchhe rakhni hai?
Man-Hai.
GOLU Muchchhe kaat ke- Lo ji rakh lo jaha rakhni h.

By: Rajan
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Rajnikant ka mobile ...

Rajnikant ka mobile balconi se gir gya.
Rajnikant niche pahuncha to mobile nhi mila?
kyun? kyun ki Rajnikant mobile se pehle niche pahunch gya..!!jai hind

By: Rajan
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

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Jun 7, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

Hey 'PRAB...

Hey 'PRABHU',
Kya Teri Maya Hai?
Fursat Se Mera Naseeb Banaya hai.
Na 'SMS' Na Hi Koi Call?
Kya chun chun k sirf "KANJUSO" ko hi Mera 'DOST' Banaya H.

Girl-Mere Bday pr mu...

Girl-Mere Bday pr mujhe bahut costly gift dena
.
Boy-OK.
.
On the Bday
boy- ur gift!
Girl-how sweet isme kya h?
Boy-PETROL me tale hue PYAAJ ke Pakode.

Boy tuk a buk frm co...

Boy tuk a buk frm college library's shelf 2 study.
All othr books fell on him & he died
Moral-zara si over acting apki jaan b le skti h.

tufani andheri raat ...

tufani andheri raat me 12 baje
kabristan k jungle me
1 bhoot dusre ko samjha raha tha
.
"ghabra mat,sb vahem hai,
koi Rajnikant-vajnikant nai hota".

Ek sardar barf ka tu...

Ek sardar barf ka tukda hath me le kar gaur se dekh raha tha.
Kisi ne puchha kya kar rahe ho?
Sardar bola dekh raha hu ye leak kaha se ho raha h.

Wats d moral of thes...

Wats d moral of these films-
Jannat
Murder
Gangster
Awarapan
Fanaa &
Titanic?
.
Moral- Jo ladki k chakkar me pda wo kutte ki maut mra.

Unki Gali Se Gujra T...

Unki Gali Se Gujra To Unke Ghar Ka Chaubara Nazar Aaya
Kuch Der Baad,
Uska Baap Bahar Aa K Bola-
'Hath Pair Tod Dunga Jo Dobara Nazar Aaya'/

This is a warning to...

This is a warning to all those people who don't SMOKE or DRINK...
.
.
.
.
One day all ur friends will die and u will be left alone!.

GOLU ne naya Saloon ...

GOLU ne naya Saloon khola.
1 Aadmi Shave karane aaya.
GOLU-Muchhe rakhni hai?
Man-Hai.
GOLU Muchchhe kaat ke- Lo ji rakh lo jaha rakhni h.

Rajnikant ka mobile ...

Rajnikant ka mobile balconi se gir gya.
Rajnikant niche pahuncha to mobile nhi mila?
kyun? kyun ki Rajnikant mobile se pehle niche pahunch gya..!!jai hind

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Jun 7, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

Hey 'PRAB...

Hey 'PRABHU', Kya Teri Maya Hai? Fursat Se Mera Naseeb Banaya hai. Na 'SMS' Na Hi Koi Call? Kya chun chun k sirf "KANJUSO" ko hi Mera 'DOST' Banaya H.

Girl-Mere Bday pr mu...

Girl-Mere Bday pr mujhe bahut costly gift dena . Boy-OK. . On the Bday boy- ur gift! Girl-how sweet isme kya h? Boy-PETROL me tale hue PYAAJ ke Pakode.

Boy tuk a buk frm co...

Boy tuk a buk frm college library's shelf 2 study. All othr books fell on him & he died Moral-zara si over acting apki jaan b le skti h.

tufani andheri raat ...

tufani andheri raat me 12 baje kabristan k jungle me 1 bhoot dusre ko samjha raha tha . "ghabra mat,sb vahem hai, koi Rajnikant-vajnikant nai hota".

Ek sardar barf ka tu...

Ek sardar barf ka tukda hath me le kar gaur se dekh raha tha. Kisi ne puchha kya kar rahe ho? Sardar bola dekh raha hu ye leak kaha se ho raha h.

Wats d moral of thes...

Wats d moral of these films- Jannat Murder Gangster Awarapan Fanaa & Titanic? . Moral- Jo ladki k chakkar me pda wo kutte ki maut mra.

Unki Gali Se Gujra T...

Unki Gali Se Gujra To Unke Ghar Ka Chaubara Nazar Aaya Kuch Der Baad, Uska Baap Bahar Aa K Bola- 'Hath Pair Tod Dunga Jo Dobara Nazar Aaya'/

This is a warning to...

This is a warning to all those people who don't SMOKE or DRINK... . . . . One day all ur friends will die and u will be left alone!.

GOLU ne naya Saloon ...

GOLU ne naya Saloon khola. 1 Aadmi Shave karane aaya. GOLU-Muchhe rakhni hai? Man-Hai. GOLU Muchchhe kaat ke- Lo ji rakh lo jaha rakhni h.

Rajnikant ka mobile ...

Rajnikant ka mobile balconi se gir gya. Rajnikant niche pahuncha to mobile nhi mila? kyun? kyun ki Rajnikant mobile se pehle niche pahunch gya..!!jai hind

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Hey 'PRABHU',
Kya Teri Maya Hai?
Fursat Se Mera Naseeb Banaya hai.
Na 'SMS' Na Hi Koi Call?
Kya chun chun k sirf "KANJUSO" ko hi Mera 'DOST' Banaya H.

Girl-Mere Bday pr mujhe bahut costly gift dena
.
Boy-OK.
.
On the Bday
boy- ur gift!
Girl-how sweet isme kya h?
Boy-PETROL me tale hue PYAAJ ke Pakode.

Boy tuk a buk frm college library's shelf 2 study.
All othr books fell on him & he died
Moral-zara si over acting apki jaan b le skti h.

tufani andheri raat me 12 baje
kabristan k jungle me
1 bhoot dusre ko samjha raha tha
.
"ghabra mat,sb vahem hai,
koi Rajnikant-vajnikant nai hota".

Ek sardar barf ka tukda hath me le kar gaur se dekh raha tha.
Kisi ne puchha kya kar rahe ho?
Sardar bola dekh raha hu ye leak kaha se ho raha h.

Wats d moral of these films-
Jannat
Murder
Gangster
Awarapan
Fanaa &
Titanic?
.
Moral- Jo ladki k chakkar me pda wo kutte ki maut mra.

Unki Gali Se Gujra To Unke Ghar Ka Chaubara Nazar Aaya
Kuch Der Baad,
Uska Baap Bahar Aa K Bola-
'Hath Pair Tod Dunga Jo Dobara Nazar Aaya'/

This is a warning to all those people who don't SMOKE or DRINK...
.
.
.
.
One day all ur friends will die and u will be left alone!.

GOLU ne naya Saloon khola.
1 Aadmi Shave karane aaya.
GOLU-Muchhe rakhni hai?
Man-Hai.
GOLU Muchchhe kaat ke- Lo ji rakh lo jaha rakhni h.

Rajnikant ka mobile balconi se gir gya.
Rajnikant niche pahuncha to mobile nhi mila?
kyun? kyun ki Rajnikant mobile se pehle niche pahunch gya..!!jai hind