Jun 6, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

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An Aeroplane asks a ...

An Aeroplane asks a Rocket
How is that you can fly so fast?
The Rocket replies you will know the pain
when they put fire at your back!

By: Puneet Munjal
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

In our life time 6 ...

In our life time
6 things can come at any time:
1.love
2.friendship
3.money
4.death
5.illness
-
-
-
6.susu: isliye karke sona .

By: Puneet Munjal
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

UNIVERSAL TRUTH : ...

UNIVERSAL TRUTH :

When girls wear tight fittings,
Neither they are
Comfortable

Nor

Boys are comfortable

By: Puneet Munjal
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

jeevan me paise, pya...

jeevan me paise, pyaar, dost,
sab kuch aata hai jaata hai,
par tode gaye daant phir nhi aate,
samajhdar ho ummeed hai msg bhejte rahoge.

By: Puneet Munjal
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

a girl's speaki...

a girl's speaking 2 a boy........
u r very handsome.
u r very cute.
u r very sweet.
ooph.......sorry.
i can't call u sweet....
because ants will finish u.

By: Puneet Munjal
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Aik Pagal: "Muj...

Aik Pagal: "Mujhe Katrina ne shadi k lye haan bol di hai"

Doosra: "Dikha di na usne apni auqat.
Main bhi itni asani se tallaaq nahi dunga." :-)

By: Puneet Munjal
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Choose four Selec...

Choose four

Select three

Love two

And

Marry one

By: Puneet Munjal
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

If:- R u emotionall...

If:-
R u emotionally dumbed
Creatively challenged?
Artistically void?
Socially hopeless?
And financially desperate?

Congrats you are a
PAKISTANI!

By: Puneet Munjal
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Sardar: Will U marry...

Sardar: Will U marry , after I die.
Wife : No I will live with my sister.

Wife : Will U marry , after I die.
Sardar: No I will also live with ur sister.

By: Puneet Munjal
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Hi i am marrying nex...

Hi i am marrying next week
there will be a small party and
only few persons will be invited
Hey don't bring any gift
just bring SOMEONE to marry me.

By: Puneet Munjal
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

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Jun 6, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

An Aeroplane asks a ...

An Aeroplane asks a Rocket
How is that you can fly so fast?
The Rocket replies you will know the pain
when they put fire at your back!

In our life time 6 ...

In our life time
6 things can come at any time:
1.love
2.friendship
3.money
4.death
5.illness
-
-
-
6.susu: isliye karke sona .

UNIVERSAL TRUTH : ...

UNIVERSAL TRUTH :

When girls wear tight fittings,
Neither they are
Comfortable

Nor

Boys are comfortable

jeevan me paise, pya...

jeevan me paise, pyaar, dost,
sab kuch aata hai jaata hai,
par tode gaye daant phir nhi aate,
samajhdar ho ummeed hai msg bhejte rahoge.

a girl's speaki...

a girl's speaking 2 a boy........
u r very handsome.
u r very cute.
u r very sweet.
ooph.......sorry.
i can't call u sweet....
because ants will finish u.

Aik Pagal: "Muj...

Aik Pagal: "Mujhe Katrina ne shadi k lye haan bol di hai"

Doosra: "Dikha di na usne apni auqat.
Main bhi itni asani se tallaaq nahi dunga." :-)

Choose four Selec...

Choose four

Select three

Love two

And

Marry one

If:- R u emotionall...

If:-
R u emotionally dumbed
Creatively challenged?
Artistically void?
Socially hopeless?
And financially desperate?

Congrats you are a
PAKISTANI!

Sardar: Will U marry...

Sardar: Will U marry , after I die.
Wife : No I will live with my sister.

Wife : Will U marry , after I die.
Sardar: No I will also live with ur sister.

Hi i am marrying nex...

Hi i am marrying next week
there will be a small party and
only few persons will be invited
Hey don't bring any gift
just bring SOMEONE to marry me.

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Jun 6, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

An Aeroplane asks a ...

An Aeroplane asks a Rocket How is that you can fly so fast? The Rocket replies you will know the pain when they put fire at your back!

In our life time 6 ...

In our life time 6 things can come at any time: 1.love 2.friendship 3.money 4.death 5.illness - - - 6.susu: isliye karke sona .

UNIVERSAL TRUTH : ...

UNIVERSAL TRUTH : When girls wear tight fittings, Neither they are Comfortable Nor Boys are comfortable

jeevan me paise, pya...

jeevan me paise, pyaar, dost, sab kuch aata hai jaata hai, par tode gaye daant phir nhi aate, samajhdar ho ummeed hai msg bhejte rahoge.

a girl's speaki...

a girl's speaking 2 a boy........ u r very handsome. u r very cute. u r very sweet. ooph.......sorry. i can't call u sweet.... because ants will finish u.

Aik Pagal: "Muj...

Aik Pagal: "Mujhe Katrina ne shadi k lye haan bol di hai" Doosra: "Dikha di na usne apni auqat. Main bhi itni asani se tallaaq nahi dunga." :-)

Choose four Selec...

Choose four Select three Love two And Marry one

If:- R u emotionall...

If:- R u emotionally dumbed Creatively challenged? Artistically void? Socially hopeless? And financially desperate? Congrats you are a PAKISTANI!

Sardar: Will U marry...

Sardar: Will U marry , after I die. Wife : No I will live with my sister. Wife : Will U marry , after I die. Sardar: No I will also live with ur sister.

Hi i am marrying nex...

Hi i am marrying next week there will be a small party and only few persons will be invited Hey don't bring any gift just bring SOMEONE to marry me.

MrPopat Services

Other Links

Follow Us

Translate Page To Your Favourite Language

An Aeroplane asks a Rocket
How is that you can fly so fast?
The Rocket replies you will know the pain
when they put fire at your back!

In our life time
6 things can come at any time:
1.love
2.friendship
3.money
4.death
5.illness
-
-
-
6.susu: isliye karke sona .

UNIVERSAL TRUTH :

When girls wear tight fittings,
Neither they are
Comfortable

Nor

Boys are comfortable

jeevan me paise, pyaar, dost,
sab kuch aata hai jaata hai,
par tode gaye daant phir nhi aate,
samajhdar ho ummeed hai msg bhejte rahoge.

a girl's speaking 2 a boy........
u r very handsome.
u r very cute.
u r very sweet.
ooph.......sorry.
i can't call u sweet....
because ants will finish u.

Aik Pagal: "Mujhe Katrina ne shadi k lye haan bol di hai"

Doosra: "Dikha di na usne apni auqat.
Main bhi itni asani se tallaaq nahi dunga." :-)

Choose four

Select three

Love two

And

Marry one

If:-
R u emotionally dumbed
Creatively challenged?
Artistically void?
Socially hopeless?
And financially desperate?

Congrats you are a
PAKISTANI!

Sardar: Will U marry , after I die.
Wife : No I will live with my sister.

Wife : Will U marry , after I die.
Sardar: No I will also live with ur sister.

Hi i am marrying next week
there will be a small party and
only few persons will be invited
Hey don't bring any gift
just bring SOMEONE to marry me.