Jun 5, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

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Dil diya tha jisko d...

Dil diya tha jisko diwani samajh kar
Kha gyi wo biryani samajh kar
EK katra b na choda khoon ka
pee gyi usko b nimbu pani samajh kar.

By: Nidhi
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Kabhi KisiKo Tang Ki...

Kabhi KisiKo Tang Kiya Nahi karte
Yu PJ Jokes or Miss Call Diya nahi krte

Jiska Mobile Hai Usko Wapis KrDo
In Sab Chizo se Bandar khela nahi karte.

By: Nidhi
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Mausam ye haseen keh...

Mausam ye haseen kehta hai pyar krle.
Dil diwana kehta hai ikrar karle.
chahat kehti hai izhar krle.
par mummy khti hai pehle
Graduation to pass karle.

By: Nidhi
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Wo tumhe door se dek...

Wo tumhe door se dekh kar
apna DUPPTTA sambhal leti h.
Wah wah
Mai hairan hoon is baat se k
wo itni door se tumhara KAMINAPAN kaise pehchan leti h.

By: Nidhi
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Dove se nahakar kya ...

Dove se nahakar kya karna hai.
2012 me to sabhi ko marna hai.
1 saal khushi se jilo yaro
Agle janam me phir johnson baby se shuru karna.

By: Nidhi
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Aap mann hi mann uhn...

Aap mann hi mann uhne chahte reh gye,
unhe patane ka plan bnate reh gye,
patakar koi aur le gya unhe,
aur aap unki shadi k tant se kutte bhagate reh gye.

By: Nidhi
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Apne dard ko chupana...

Apne dard ko chupana seekh liya,
har baat par muskuraana seekh liya.
Bas ye do line bolkar,
sunder laadkiyon ko patana seekh liya.

By: Nidhi
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Funny Shayari on CID...

Funny Shayari on CID
ACP Ne Lash Se Pucha Khoon Kisne Kia Batao
ACP Ne Lash Se Pucha Ã¢â‚¬ËœKhoon Kisne Kia BataoÃ¢â‚¬â„¢
Lash Ne Kaha Melody Khao Khud Jan Jao.

By: Nidhi
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Is duniya me lakho l...

Is duniya me lakho log rehte h
Koi hasta h to koi rota h
Pr
duniya me sukhi wahi hota h
Jo sHam ko 2 paig laga k sota h
\;~;/
_| |_
Cheers.

By: Nidhi
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Wo mujhe keh k chali...

Wo mujhe keh k chali gayi GO 2 HELL
wah wah
Wo mujhe keh k chali gayi GO 2 HELL
AUR mai dil pe hath rakh k kehta raha.
AAL IZZ WELL..!
AAL IZZ WELL..!

By: Nidhi
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

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Jun 5, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

Dil diya tha jisko d...

Dil diya tha jisko diwani samajh kar
Kha gyi wo biryani samajh kar
EK katra b na choda khoon ka
pee gyi usko b nimbu pani samajh kar.

Kabhi KisiKo Tang Ki...

Kabhi KisiKo Tang Kiya Nahi karte
Yu PJ Jokes or Miss Call Diya nahi krte

Jiska Mobile Hai Usko Wapis KrDo
In Sab Chizo se Bandar khela nahi karte.

Mausam ye haseen keh...

Mausam ye haseen kehta hai pyar krle.
Dil diwana kehta hai ikrar karle.
chahat kehti hai izhar krle.
par mummy khti hai pehle
Graduation to pass karle.

Wo tumhe door se dek...

Wo tumhe door se dekh kar
apna DUPPTTA sambhal leti h.
Wah wah
Mai hairan hoon is baat se k
wo itni door se tumhara KAMINAPAN kaise pehchan leti h.

Dove se nahakar kya ...

Dove se nahakar kya karna hai.
2012 me to sabhi ko marna hai.
1 saal khushi se jilo yaro
Agle janam me phir johnson baby se shuru karna.

Aap mann hi mann uhn...

Aap mann hi mann uhne chahte reh gye,
unhe patane ka plan bnate reh gye,
patakar koi aur le gya unhe,
aur aap unki shadi k tant se kutte bhagate reh gye.

Apne dard ko chupana...

Apne dard ko chupana seekh liya,
har baat par muskuraana seekh liya.
Bas ye do line bolkar,
sunder laadkiyon ko patana seekh liya.

Funny Shayari on CID...

Funny Shayari on CID
ACP Ne Lash Se Pucha Khoon Kisne Kia Batao
ACP Ne Lash Se Pucha Ã¢â‚¬ËœKhoon Kisne Kia BataoÃ¢â‚¬â„¢
Lash Ne Kaha Melody Khao Khud Jan Jao.

Is duniya me lakho l...

Is duniya me lakho log rehte h
Koi hasta h to koi rota h
Pr
duniya me sukhi wahi hota h
Jo sHam ko 2 paig laga k sota h
\;~;/
_| |_
Cheers.

Wo mujhe keh k chali...

Wo mujhe keh k chali gayi GO 2 HELL
wah wah
Wo mujhe keh k chali gayi GO 2 HELL
AUR mai dil pe hath rakh k kehta raha.
AAL IZZ WELL..!
AAL IZZ WELL..!

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Jun 5, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

Dil diya tha jisko d...

Dil diya tha jisko diwani samajh kar Kha gyi wo biryani samajh kar EK katra b na choda khoon ka pee gyi usko b nimbu pani samajh kar.

Kabhi KisiKo Tang Ki...

Kabhi KisiKo Tang Kiya Nahi karte Yu PJ Jokes or Miss Call Diya nahi krte Jiska Mobile Hai Usko Wapis KrDo In Sab Chizo se Bandar khela nahi karte.

Mausam ye haseen keh...

Mausam ye haseen kehta hai pyar krle. Dil diwana kehta hai ikrar karle. chahat kehti hai izhar krle. par mummy khti hai pehle Graduation to pass karle.

Wo tumhe door se dek...

Wo tumhe door se dekh kar apna DUPPTTA sambhal leti h. Wah wah Mai hairan hoon is baat se k wo itni door se tumhara KAMINAPAN kaise pehchan leti h.

Dove se nahakar kya ...

Dove se nahakar kya karna hai. 2012 me to sabhi ko marna hai. 1 saal khushi se jilo yaro Agle janam me phir johnson baby se shuru karna.

Aap mann hi mann uhn...

Aap mann hi mann uhne chahte reh gye, unhe patane ka plan bnate reh gye, patakar koi aur le gya unhe, aur aap unki shadi k tant se kutte bhagate reh gye.

Apne dard ko chupana...

Apne dard ko chupana seekh liya, har baat par muskuraana seekh liya. Bas ye do line bolkar, sunder laadkiyon ko patana seekh liya.

Funny Shayari on CID...

Funny Shayari on CID ACP Ne Lash Se Pucha Khoon Kisne Kia Batao ACP Ne Lash Se Pucha Ã¢â‚¬ËœKhoon Kisne Kia BataoÃ¢â‚¬â„¢ Lash Ne Kaha Melody Khao Khud Jan Jao.

Is duniya me lakho l...

Is duniya me lakho log rehte h Koi hasta h to koi rota h Pr duniya me sukhi wahi hota h Jo sHam ko 2 paig laga k sota h \;~;/ _| |_ Cheers.

Wo mujhe keh k chali...

Wo mujhe keh k chali gayi GO 2 HELL wah wah Wo mujhe keh k chali gayi GO 2 HELL AUR mai dil pe hath rakh k kehta raha. AAL IZZ WELL..! AAL IZZ WELL..!

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Dil diya tha jisko diwani samajh kar
Kha gyi wo biryani samajh kar
EK katra b na choda khoon ka
pee gyi usko b nimbu pani samajh kar.

Kabhi KisiKo Tang Kiya Nahi karte
Yu PJ Jokes or Miss Call Diya nahi krte

Jiska Mobile Hai Usko Wapis KrDo
In Sab Chizo se Bandar khela nahi karte.

Mausam ye haseen kehta hai pyar krle.
Dil diwana kehta hai ikrar karle.
chahat kehti hai izhar krle.
par mummy khti hai pehle
Graduation to pass karle.

Wo tumhe door se dekh kar
apna DUPPTTA sambhal leti h.
Wah wah
Mai hairan hoon is baat se k
wo itni door se tumhara KAMINAPAN kaise pehchan leti h.

Dove se nahakar kya karna hai.
2012 me to sabhi ko marna hai.
1 saal khushi se jilo yaro
Agle janam me phir johnson baby se shuru karna.

Aap mann hi mann uhne chahte reh gye,
unhe patane ka plan bnate reh gye,
patakar koi aur le gya unhe,
aur aap unki shadi k tant se kutte bhagate reh gye.

Apne dard ko chupana seekh liya,
har baat par muskuraana seekh liya.
Bas ye do line bolkar,
sunder laadkiyon ko patana seekh liya.

Funny Shayari on CID
ACP Ne Lash Se Pucha Khoon Kisne Kia Batao
ACP Ne Lash Se Pucha Ã¢â‚¬ËœKhoon Kisne Kia BataoÃ¢â‚¬â„¢
Lash Ne Kaha Melody Khao Khud Jan Jao.

Is duniya me lakho log rehte h
Koi hasta h to koi rota h
Pr
duniya me sukhi wahi hota h
Jo sHam ko 2 paig laga k sota h
\;~;/
_| |_
Cheers.

Wo mujhe keh k chali gayi GO 2 HELL
wah wah
Wo mujhe keh k chali gayi GO 2 HELL
AUR mai dil pe hath rakh k kehta raha.
AAL IZZ WELL..!
AAL IZZ WELL..!