May 27, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

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SARDAR 2 PANDIT-Ap k...

SARDAR 2 PANDIT-Ap k sir pe Choti q H?
PANDIT-Is se Mere Dimag Me Vichar Aate H
SARDAR-Sala Idhar to pura TATA-SKY Laga H
Fir B kuch nhi ata.

By: Sonu
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

OSAMA Nark me Yamraj...

OSAMA Nark me Yamraj se bola1 cal Kr Lu Pakistan?
Yam-Kar Lo.
OSAMA-Kitna Bill Hua?
Yam-Kuch nahi.
OSAMA-Q?
Yam-Nark 2 Nark FREE H.

By: Sonu
Category: LOVE/FRIENDSHIP (KISS)

Last word said by th...

Last word said by the American Soldiers to Osama Bin laden....
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Dhappa... :D

By: Sonu
Category: LOVE/FRIENDSHIP (KISS)

How 2 kill a girl ? ...

How 2 kill a girl ?
Give her a beautiful dress.
nice jewelery.
costly cosmetics.
Then lock her in a room without a mirror.
Tadap Tadap kar mar jayegi.

By: Sonu
Category: LOVE/FRIENDSHIP (KISS)

Bhojpuri ishq- Taj ...

Bhojpuri ishq-
Taj mahal kaun chiz ba,
hum ehu se badi imarat banwaib,
Mumtaz to mar ke dafan bhail rahe,
tohke sasuri hum zinda dafnaib.

By: Sonu
Category: LOVE/FRIENDSHIP (KISS)

Loha Lohe Ko K...

Loha Lohe Ko Kaat'ta Hai,
Hira Hire Ko Kaat'ta Hai,
Aap ko Bhi Ek Din Kutta Kaatega,
Qki..
Kutta kisi ko b kaat sakta he.
B positive yaar.

By: Sonu
Category: LOVE/FRIENDSHIP (KISS)

1 pyara sa koi sande...

1 pyara sa koi sandesh bhej do
Dosti ka saccha updesh bhej do
Agar dosto ko 1 SMS bhi na ho sake tumse to
Kisi BHIKHARI ko apna Mobile bech do.

By: Sonu
Category: LOVE/FRIENDSHIP (KISS)

Law of Kissing: Any ...

Law of Kissing: Any kiss that has been kissed can be rekissed if the kisser n the kissee agree that d kiss which was kissed was a dam Gud kiss.

By: Sonu
Category: LOVE/FRIENDSHIP (KISS)

no stars 2 wish, no...

no stars 2 wish,
no moon 2 lite
n no flowers to smell,
just a loneliness
1 waiting 4 ur hot kisses is saying gud nite ?

By: Sonu
Category: LOVE/FRIENDSHIP (KISS)

The fluffy cloud may...

The fluffy cloud may kiss the sky, the rose may kiss the butterfly, the morning due may kiss the grass but you my friend may kiss my lips!!

By: Sonu
Category: LOVE/FRIENDSHIP (KISS)

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May 27, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

SARDAR 2 PANDIT-Ap k...

SARDAR 2 PANDIT-Ap k sir pe Choti q H?
PANDIT-Is se Mere Dimag Me Vichar Aate H
SARDAR-Sala Idhar to pura TATA-SKY Laga H
Fir B kuch nhi ata.

OSAMA Nark me Yamraj...

OSAMA Nark me Yamraj se bola1 cal Kr Lu Pakistan?
Yam-Kar Lo.
OSAMA-Kitna Bill Hua?
Yam-Kuch nahi.
OSAMA-Q?
Yam-Nark 2 Nark FREE H.

Last word said by th...

Last word said by the American Soldiers to Osama Bin laden....
.
.
.
Dhappa... :D

How 2 kill a girl ? ...

How 2 kill a girl ?
Give her a beautiful dress.
nice jewelery.
costly cosmetics.
Then lock her in a room without a mirror.
Tadap Tadap kar mar jayegi.

Bhojpuri ishq- Taj ...

Bhojpuri ishq-
Taj mahal kaun chiz ba,
hum ehu se badi imarat banwaib,
Mumtaz to mar ke dafan bhail rahe,
tohke sasuri hum zinda dafnaib.

Loha Lohe Ko K...

Loha Lohe Ko Kaat'ta Hai,
Hira Hire Ko Kaat'ta Hai,
Aap ko Bhi Ek Din Kutta Kaatega,
Qki..
Kutta kisi ko b kaat sakta he.
B positive yaar.

1 pyara sa koi sande...

1 pyara sa koi sandesh bhej do
Dosti ka saccha updesh bhej do
Agar dosto ko 1 SMS bhi na ho sake tumse to
Kisi BHIKHARI ko apna Mobile bech do.

Law of Kissing: Any ...

Law of Kissing: Any kiss that has been kissed can be rekissed if the kisser n the kissee agree that d kiss which was kissed was a dam Gud kiss.

no stars 2 wish, no...

no stars 2 wish,
no moon 2 lite
n no flowers to smell,
just a loneliness
1 waiting 4 ur hot kisses is saying gud nite ?

The fluffy cloud may...

The fluffy cloud may kiss the sky, the rose may kiss the butterfly, the morning due may kiss the grass but you my friend may kiss my lips!!

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May 27, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

SARDAR 2 PANDIT-Ap k...

SARDAR 2 PANDIT-Ap k sir pe Choti q H? PANDIT-Is se Mere Dimag Me Vichar Aate H SARDAR-Sala Idhar to pura TATA-SKY Laga H Fir B kuch nhi ata.

OSAMA Nark me Yamraj...

OSAMA Nark me Yamraj se bola1 cal Kr Lu Pakistan? Yam-Kar Lo. OSAMA-Kitna Bill Hua? Yam-Kuch nahi. OSAMA-Q? Yam-Nark 2 Nark FREE H.

Last word said by th...

Last word said by the American Soldiers to Osama Bin laden.... . . . Dhappa... :D

How 2 kill a girl ? ...

How 2 kill a girl ? Give her a beautiful dress. nice jewelery. costly cosmetics. Then lock her in a room without a mirror. Tadap Tadap kar mar jayegi.

Bhojpuri ishq- Taj ...

Bhojpuri ishq- Taj mahal kaun chiz ba, hum ehu se badi imarat banwaib, Mumtaz to mar ke dafan bhail rahe, tohke sasuri hum zinda dafnaib.

Loha Lohe Ko K...

Loha Lohe Ko Kaat'ta Hai, Hira Hire Ko Kaat'ta Hai, Aap ko Bhi Ek Din Kutta Kaatega, Qki.. Kutta kisi ko b kaat sakta he. B positive yaar.

1 pyara sa koi sande...

1 pyara sa koi sandesh bhej do Dosti ka saccha updesh bhej do Agar dosto ko 1 SMS bhi na ho sake tumse to Kisi BHIKHARI ko apna Mobile bech do.

Law of Kissing: Any ...

Law of Kissing: Any kiss that has been kissed can be rekissed if the kisser n the kissee agree that d kiss which was kissed was a dam Gud kiss.

no stars 2 wish, no...

no stars 2 wish, no moon 2 lite n no flowers to smell, just a loneliness 1 waiting 4 ur hot kisses is saying gud nite ?

The fluffy cloud may...

The fluffy cloud may kiss the sky, the rose may kiss the butterfly, the morning due may kiss the grass but you my friend may kiss my lips!!

MrPopat Services

Other Links

Follow Us

Translate Page To Your Favourite Language

SARDAR 2 PANDIT-Ap k sir pe Choti q H?
PANDIT-Is se Mere Dimag Me Vichar Aate H
SARDAR-Sala Idhar to pura TATA-SKY Laga H
Fir B kuch nhi ata.

OSAMA Nark me Yamraj se bola1 cal Kr Lu Pakistan?
Yam-Kar Lo.
OSAMA-Kitna Bill Hua?
Yam-Kuch nahi.
OSAMA-Q?
Yam-Nark 2 Nark FREE H.

Last word said by the American Soldiers to Osama Bin laden....
.
.
.
Dhappa... :D

How 2 kill a girl ?
Give her a beautiful dress.
nice jewelery.
costly cosmetics.
Then lock her in a room without a mirror.
Tadap Tadap kar mar jayegi.

Bhojpuri ishq-
Taj mahal kaun chiz ba,
hum ehu se badi imarat banwaib,
Mumtaz to mar ke dafan bhail rahe,
tohke sasuri hum zinda dafnaib.

Loha Lohe Ko Kaat'ta Hai,
Hira Hire Ko Kaat'ta Hai,
Aap ko Bhi Ek Din Kutta Kaatega,
Qki..
Kutta kisi ko b kaat sakta he.
B positive yaar.

1 pyara sa koi sandesh bhej do
Dosti ka saccha updesh bhej do
Agar dosto ko 1 SMS bhi na ho sake tumse to
Kisi BHIKHARI ko apna Mobile bech do.

no stars 2 wish,
no moon 2 lite
n no flowers to smell,
just a loneliness
1 waiting 4 ur hot kisses is saying gud nite ?