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May 7, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

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Bhigi palkon ke sang...

Bhigi palkon ke sang muskurate hai hum.
Pal pal dil ko behlate hai hum.
Tu humse dur hai to kya hua.
Har saans mein teri aahat pate hai hum.
SMS uploaded by LOVE/FRIENDSHIP FREE
By: Dev
Category: LOVE/FRIENDSHIP (LOVE)

Mere dil ko samajhna...

Mere dil ko samajhna meri jaan
Tu hi hai mere jine ka samman
Tu agar chhor degi to main mar hi jaungi
Mere chita ko dekhkar tu zindegi bhar tadapti rahegi.
SMS uploaded by LOVE/FRIENDSHIP FREE
By: Dev
Category: LOVE/FRIENDSHIP (LOVE)

Titanic doob raha th...

Titanic doob raha tha.
1 gore ne santa se pucha-dharti kitni dur hai.
Santa-2kms.
Gore ne samnudr me jump laga k pucha-kis taraf.
Santa-NEECHE...
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: Dev
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa: oye banta mac...

Santa: oye banta machli khayega?
Banta: nhi yaar usme kaante hote hain.
Santa: oye chadd yaar, chappal pahen ke kha lena.
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: Dev
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

SANTA:Lalaji dettol ...

SANTA:Lalaji dettol soap h,
Lala:ha,
santa:acha vala h,
Lala:ha,
Santa: achi quality ka h,
Lala:ha bhai ha,
Santa: thik hai hath dhokr 1kg ata do..
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: Dev
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa: Dettol sabun ...

Santa: Dettol sabun h?
Dukandaar: H,
Santa: Accha wala?
Dukndar: Ha
Santa: Acchi quality ka hai na?
Dukndr: Ha
Santa: Hath dhokar 1 Kilo aatta dedo.
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: Dev
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Husband: can u be th...

Husband: can u be the moon of my life?
Wife: Awww Yes sweetheart..!
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Husband: Great! then….
Stay 9,955,887.6 kms away from Me..!!
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: Dev
Category: JOKES (PATI-PATNI)

Wife= agr me kho jau...

Wife= agr me kho jau, to tum kya kroge
husband=me nirmal baba ke pas jauga
wife=baba se kya kahoge
husband=baba kirpa aani suru ho gyi h.
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: Dev
Category: JOKES (PATI-PATNI)

Wife 2 Husband: Did ...

Wife 2 Husband: Did u Have any GF before marriage ?
Husband remains silent ?
Wife: what is D meaning of silence?
Husband: Wait.. let me count...
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: Dev
Category: JOKES (PATI-PATNI)

Ladka Ladki Se Pucht...

Ladka Ladki Se Puchta H:Jab Tum Ladkiya Susu Karti Ho To Siti Ki Awaj Kyu Nikalti H
Ladki Sharmate Hue:Kyoki Hamare Pass Tum Logo Ki Tarha Silencer Nahi Hota.
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: Dev
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)
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