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May 2, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

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Santa: Yaar Ghajini ...

Santa: Yaar Ghajini movie me Aamir ne itni solid body kaise banaye hogi?
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Banta: Arey jab wo gym se wapas ata tha to 15 minutes ke baad bhool jata tha!
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: Sanjay
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Man karta hai, Aapk...

Man karta hai,
Aapke paas aau,
Aapke paas aakar thoda rukh jau,
Na kuch bolu aur na baithu
Bus Aapki aankho mai
Santre ka chikal nichoor kar bhag jau.
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: Sanjay
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Sardar to his servan...

Sardar to his servant: Go & water the Plants.
Servant: But it’s already raining.
Sardar replied: So what? Take an Umbrella & go..!
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: Sanjay
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Santa: shirt ka koi ...

Santa: shirt ka koi badiya kapda dikhana? Liye Badhiya Kapda Dikhana?
Salesman: Plain me dikhau?
Santa: Plane tak kyu jana h,
Yhi par dekh lo..
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: Sanjay
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Aapko English ka ais...

Aapko English ka aisa word pta hai,
Jise aage ya piche khi se bhi padho,
Aapko apna hi naam dikhega,
Chalo mai btata hu,
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U L L U
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: Sanjay
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Tum paas aye aur yu ...

Tum paas aye aur yu muskuraaye
Tumne apne 32 dant dikhaye,
Tumare dant dekhkar mera dil bhut roya,
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Yr tumse brush bhi theek se nhi hota kya?
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: Sanjay
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Love knows no lies, ...

Love knows no lies,
Love knows no reason.
Love defies all reasons,
Love has no eyes.
But love is not blind,
It sees everything but doesn't mind.
SMS uploaded by LOVE/FRIENDSHIP FREE
By: Sanjay
Category: LOVE/FRIENDSHIP (LOVE)

Everyone Says U onl...

Everyone Says
U only fall in Love once in the life.
But that's wrong
Because every time i see YOUR smile
I fall in love all over again
Love U sweetheart..!
SMS uploaded by LOVE/FRIENDSHIP FREE
By: Sanjay
Category: LOVE/FRIENDSHIP (LOVE)

I know that a candle...

I know that a candle may melt and
Its fire may die but
D love U have given to me
Will always stay as a flame
In my heart. I Love u..!
SMS uploaded by LOVE/FRIENDSHIP FREE
By: Sanjay
Category: LOVE/FRIENDSHIP (LOVE)

Humne toh phoolon ko...

Humne toh phoolon ko khilte dekha tha,
Lekin aj toh kante bhi khil gaye.
Logo ko toh milte bhut dekha tha,
Lekin aaj toh dharti asman bhi mil gaye..!
SMS uploaded by LOVE/FRIENDSHIP FREE
By: Sanjay
Category: LOVE/FRIENDSHIP (LOVE)
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