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Apr 30, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

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Santa at petrol pump...

Santa at petrol pump
Bhai 1rs ka petrol dal do.

Salesman: Bhai itna sara petrol
dalva ke kahan jana h?

Santa: Jana kahan h hum
to aise hi paise urate h.
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: Dev
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa ne cafe mein 1...

Santa ne cafe mein 1 ladki se I Love you kaha
Ladki ne chanta mara aur boli:
Kya bola?

To Santa rote hue bola:
Jab suna nahi tune to chanta kyu mara?
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: Dev
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa: Yaar ye bata ...

Santa: Yaar ye bata is duniya me kitne desh h.
Banta: Are pagal is duniya me ek hi to desh h.
Jiska naam india h.
baki to sab videsh h.
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: Dev
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Tamilian Calls Up a ...

Tamilian Calls Up a Santa & Says:
Tamil TheriMaa??
(Meaning: Do U Know Tamil?)

Santa Gets Angry & Replies:
Hindi Tera Baap!!
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: Dev
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa: Station jane ...

Santa: Station jane ke kitne loge?
Ricksha wala: 50
Santa: 20 le lo.
Ricksha wala: 20 mein kon le ke jayega.
Santa: Tum peche betho hum le ke jayega.
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: Dev
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa: Meri wife muj...

Santa: Meri wife mujhe naukar samajhne lagi h.
batao me kya karun?

Banta: Karna kya h,
2-4 ghar aur pakad aur apna dhandha jama le.
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: Dev
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

SANTA: Rasgulle h? ...

SANTA: Rasgulle h?
DUKANDAAR: Nahi
SANTA: Dekh lunga
DUKANDAAR (Gusse me): Kya dekh loge?
SANTA: Dusri dukaan me jakar dekh loonga!
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: Dev
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Taxi Wala: Sir sorry...

Taxi Wala: Sir sorry
main meter chalu karna bhul gaya.

Santa: Oye praji koi gal nahi
main bhi apna batva ghar bhul gaya hu.
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: Dev
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Kidnapper phone par:...

Kidnapper phone par:
Teri biwi mere kabze mein h.
saboot ke taur par uski do ungliyan bhijwa di h.

Santa: Sabut pakka nahi h, mundi bhej mundi.
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: Dev
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa ki tapsya se k...

Santa ki tapsya se khush ho kar bhagwan bole:
'VAR MANGO VATS'

Santa: Prabhu!! jaisa aap soch rahe hai me vaisa nahi hu.
'MUJHE VADHU CHAHIYE'
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: Dev
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)
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