Us dil ko pyar karo jo apko dard de, par us dil ko dard na di jo apko pyar kare. Q ki duniya k liye aap 1 ho par kisi 1 k liye aap sari duniya ho.....satveer
A boy was trying 2 propose a girl finally he proposed in unique way; "kya tum apni chita ko aag lagane ka adhikar Mere Bete ko Dogi.??"
GF-Me kisi aur se shadi kr rhi hu Bf-Na tere ane ki khushi Na tere jane ka gum Ja Dusri pata lenge hum Kyoki jisme he dum wo h BAJIRAO SINGHAM.
China cricket kyu nhi khelta?? . Kyu k Technical problem h . Sab k face 1 jaise hote h jo out ho jaye woh muh dho k phir se a sakta h.
2 Type Ki Girls K Piche Nhi Bhago 1-Jiske Piche Me Hu Q K Wo Tujko Kbhi Nhi Milegi. 2-Jiske Piche Me Nai Hu Q K Jo Mujse Nhi Pati Wo Tumse Kya Ptegi.
Maine tere pyar mai kya nhi kiya O chhaliye, Maine tere pyar mein kya nhi kiya O chhaliye, Iodex maliye kaam pe chaliye.
Bihar ki gali mai pan ki dukan, Devdas ne dekhi Paro Ki muskan, Devdas ne khilaya paro ko pan, Kha k pan Paro boli "Shukriya Bhai Jan.
Draupdi ka vstrhrn, Dusasn ko pada bhari. Draupadi ka vstrhrn, Dusasn ko pada bhari. Saree mein saree Parag saree!
Husband: Meri wife gum ho gye Hai ! Post Master: Andhe ye post office hai Police Station jao. Husband: Maaf kijye ga khusi me smjh nhi a rha kidhr jau?.
Kabhi yaad aaye to ek bar kehna, Kabhi barish ban k in ankho se na behna, Dost na sahi AJNABI he rehna, magar :roll: KABHI ALVIDA NA KEHNA.
