Apr 22, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

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Us dil ko pyar karo ...

Us dil ko pyar karo jo apko dard de, par us dil ko dard na di jo apko pyar kare.
Q ki duniya k liye aap 1 ho par kisi 1 k liye aap sari duniya ho.....satveer

By: Satveer gurjar
Category: LOVE/FRIENDSHIP (LOVE)

A boy was trying 2 p...

A boy was trying 2 propose a girl
finally he proposed in unique way;
"kya tum apni chita ko aag lagane ka adhikar
Mere Bete ko Dogi.??"

By: Abhishek bhatia
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

GF-Me kisi aur se sh...

GF-Me kisi aur se shadi kr rhi hu
Bf-Na tere ane ki khushi
Na tere jane ka gum
Ja
Dusri pata lenge hum
Kyoki jisme he dum wo h BAJIRAO SINGHAM.

By: Abhishek bhatia
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

China cricket kyu nh...

China cricket kyu nhi khelta??
.
Kyu k
Technical problem h
.
Sab k face 1 jaise hote h
jo out ho jaye
woh muh dho k phir se a sakta h.

By: Abhishek bhatia
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

2 Type Ki Girls K Pi...

2 Type Ki Girls K Piche Nhi Bhago

1-Jiske Piche Me Hu

Q K
Wo Tujko Kbhi Nhi Milegi.

2-Jiske Piche Me Nai Hu

Q K
Jo Mujse Nhi Pati Wo Tumse Kya Ptegi.

By: Abhishek bhatia
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Maine tere pyar mai ...

Maine tere pyar mai kya nhi kiya O chhaliye,
Maine tere pyar mein kya nhi kiya O chhaliye,
Iodex maliye kaam pe chaliye.

By: Abhishek bhatia
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Bihar ki gali mai pa...

Bihar ki gali mai pan ki dukan,
Devdas ne dekhi Paro Ki muskan,
Devdas ne khilaya paro ko pan,
Kha k pan Paro boli "Shukriya Bhai Jan.

By: Abhishek bhatia
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Draupdi ka vstrhrn, ...

Draupdi ka vstrhrn, Dusasn ko pada bhari.
Draupadi ka vstrhrn, Dusasn ko pada bhari.
Saree mein saree Parag saree!

By: Abhishek bhatia
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Husband: Meri wife g...

Husband: Meri wife gum ho gye Hai !
Post Master: Andhe ye post office hai
Police Station jao.
Husband: Maaf kijye ga khusi
me smjh nhi a rha kidhr jau?.

By: Abhishek bhatia
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Kabhi yaad aaye to e...

Kabhi yaad aaye to ek bar kehna,

Kabhi barish ban k in ankho se na behna,

Dost na sahi AJNABI he rehna, magar :roll:
KABHI
ALVIDA
NA KEHNA.

By: Abhishek bhatia
Category: LOVE/FRIENDSHIP (FRIENDSHIP)

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Apr 22, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

Us dil ko pyar karo ...

Us dil ko pyar karo jo apko dard de, par us dil ko dard na di jo apko pyar kare.
Q ki duniya k liye aap 1 ho par kisi 1 k liye aap sari duniya ho.....satveer

A boy was trying 2 p...

A boy was trying 2 propose a girl
finally he proposed in unique way;
"kya tum apni chita ko aag lagane ka adhikar
Mere Bete ko Dogi.??"

GF-Me kisi aur se sh...

GF-Me kisi aur se shadi kr rhi hu
Bf-Na tere ane ki khushi
Na tere jane ka gum
Ja
Dusri pata lenge hum
Kyoki jisme he dum wo h BAJIRAO SINGHAM.

China cricket kyu nh...

China cricket kyu nhi khelta??
.
Kyu k
Technical problem h
.
Sab k face 1 jaise hote h
jo out ho jaye
woh muh dho k phir se a sakta h.

2 Type Ki Girls K Pi...

2 Type Ki Girls K Piche Nhi Bhago

1-Jiske Piche Me Hu

Q K
Wo Tujko Kbhi Nhi Milegi.

2-Jiske Piche Me Nai Hu

Q K
Jo Mujse Nhi Pati Wo Tumse Kya Ptegi.

Maine tere pyar mai ...

Maine tere pyar mai kya nhi kiya O chhaliye,
Maine tere pyar mein kya nhi kiya O chhaliye,
Iodex maliye kaam pe chaliye.

Bihar ki gali mai pa...

Bihar ki gali mai pan ki dukan,
Devdas ne dekhi Paro Ki muskan,
Devdas ne khilaya paro ko pan,
Kha k pan Paro boli "Shukriya Bhai Jan.

Draupdi ka vstrhrn, ...

Draupdi ka vstrhrn, Dusasn ko pada bhari.
Draupadi ka vstrhrn, Dusasn ko pada bhari.
Saree mein saree Parag saree!

Husband: Meri wife g...

Husband: Meri wife gum ho gye Hai !
Post Master: Andhe ye post office hai
Police Station jao.
Husband: Maaf kijye ga khusi
me smjh nhi a rha kidhr jau?.

Kabhi yaad aaye to e...

Kabhi yaad aaye to ek bar kehna,

Kabhi barish ban k in ankho se na behna,

Dost na sahi AJNABI he rehna, magar :roll:
KABHI
ALVIDA
NA KEHNA.

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Apr 22, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

Us dil ko pyar karo ...

Us dil ko pyar karo jo apko dard de, par us dil ko dard na di jo apko pyar kare. Q ki duniya k liye aap 1 ho par kisi 1 k liye aap sari duniya ho.....satveer

A boy was trying 2 p...

A boy was trying 2 propose a girl finally he proposed in unique way; "kya tum apni chita ko aag lagane ka adhikar Mere Bete ko Dogi.??"

GF-Me kisi aur se sh...

GF-Me kisi aur se shadi kr rhi hu Bf-Na tere ane ki khushi Na tere jane ka gum Ja Dusri pata lenge hum Kyoki jisme he dum wo h BAJIRAO SINGHAM.

China cricket kyu nh...

China cricket kyu nhi khelta?? . Kyu k Technical problem h . Sab k face 1 jaise hote h jo out ho jaye woh muh dho k phir se a sakta h.

2 Type Ki Girls K Pi...

2 Type Ki Girls K Piche Nhi Bhago 1-Jiske Piche Me Hu Q K Wo Tujko Kbhi Nhi Milegi. 2-Jiske Piche Me Nai Hu Q K Jo Mujse Nhi Pati Wo Tumse Kya Ptegi.

Maine tere pyar mai ...

Maine tere pyar mai kya nhi kiya O chhaliye, Maine tere pyar mein kya nhi kiya O chhaliye, Iodex maliye kaam pe chaliye.

Bihar ki gali mai pa...

Bihar ki gali mai pan ki dukan, Devdas ne dekhi Paro Ki muskan, Devdas ne khilaya paro ko pan, Kha k pan Paro boli "Shukriya Bhai Jan.

Draupdi ka vstrhrn, ...

Draupdi ka vstrhrn, Dusasn ko pada bhari. Draupadi ka vstrhrn, Dusasn ko pada bhari. Saree mein saree Parag saree!

Husband: Meri wife g...

Husband: Meri wife gum ho gye Hai ! Post Master: Andhe ye post office hai Police Station jao. Husband: Maaf kijye ga khusi me smjh nhi a rha kidhr jau?.

Kabhi yaad aaye to e...

Kabhi yaad aaye to ek bar kehna, Kabhi barish ban k in ankho se na behna, Dost na sahi AJNABI he rehna, magar :roll: KABHI ALVIDA NA KEHNA.

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Us dil ko pyar karo jo apko dard de, par us dil ko dard na di jo apko pyar kare.
Q ki duniya k liye aap 1 ho par kisi 1 k liye aap sari duniya ho.....satveer

A boy was trying 2 propose a girl
finally he proposed in unique way;
"kya tum apni chita ko aag lagane ka adhikar
Mere Bete ko Dogi.??"

GF-Me kisi aur se shadi kr rhi hu
Bf-Na tere ane ki khushi
Na tere jane ka gum
Ja
Dusri pata lenge hum
Kyoki jisme he dum wo h BAJIRAO SINGHAM.

China cricket kyu nhi khelta??
.
Kyu k
Technical problem h
.
Sab k face 1 jaise hote h
jo out ho jaye
woh muh dho k phir se a sakta h.

2 Type Ki Girls K Piche Nhi Bhago

1-Jiske Piche Me Hu

Q K
Wo Tujko Kbhi Nhi Milegi.

2-Jiske Piche Me Nai Hu

Q K
Jo Mujse Nhi Pati Wo Tumse Kya Ptegi.

Maine tere pyar mai kya nhi kiya O chhaliye,
Maine tere pyar mein kya nhi kiya O chhaliye,
Iodex maliye kaam pe chaliye.

Bihar ki gali mai pan ki dukan,
Devdas ne dekhi Paro Ki muskan,
Devdas ne khilaya paro ko pan,
Kha k pan Paro boli "Shukriya Bhai Jan.

Draupdi ka vstrhrn, Dusasn ko pada bhari.
Draupadi ka vstrhrn, Dusasn ko pada bhari.
Saree mein saree Parag saree!

Husband: Meri wife gum ho gye Hai !
Post Master: Andhe ye post office hai
Police Station jao.
Husband: Maaf kijye ga khusi
me smjh nhi a rha kidhr jau?.

Kabhi yaad aaye to ek bar kehna,

Kabhi barish ban k in ankho se na behna,

Dost na sahi AJNABI he rehna, magar :roll:
KABHI
ALVIDA
NA KEHNA.