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Apr 7, 2014 SMS COLLECTION
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Santa son: Papa agr ...
Santa son: Papa agr apko 100 and 50 Rs. raste me pde mile to ap kaun sa note uthaoge.
Santa: 100 ka?
Son: Isiliye ap pe joke bnte h, dono b to uta skte ho.
By:
Dev
Category:
JOKES
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SANTA BANTA
)
Santa sir ne exam ke...
Santa sir ne exam ke liye,Question Paper banaya
socho question kaise hoge.
1.India kis Desh me hai?
2.Mumtaz ki Qabar main Kon
Dafan h?
By:
Dev
Category:
JOKES
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SANTA BANTA
)
1din santa bazar gay...
1din santa bazar gaya,
1chor uska mobile lekar bhag gya.
Santa piche bhaga fir ruk gya or chilaya,
Leja kute chargr lene ayega na tab pkdunga .
By:
Dev
Category:
JOKES
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SANTA BANTA
)
Jailor= tum kis jurm...
Jailor= tum kis jurm me aye ho?
Santa= kuch khas bat nahi, bharat sarkar se competition ho gaya ta
Jilor= kis bat ka?
Snta= note chhapne ka...
By:
Dev
Category:
JOKES
(
SANTA BANTA
)
Santa (Ladki ko chhe...
Santa (Ladki ko chhedte hue)- Hor soniye ki hal h?
Ladki (Gusse mein)-Jo teri behan ka h.
Santa (Hass kar)-Woh toh pregnent h.
By:
Dev
Category:
JOKES
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SANTA BANTA
)
Sardar ko 1000ka not...
Sardar ko 1000ka note mila,Jispe likha tha,HAPPY NEW YEAR
Usne apni jeb se 1000ka note nikala uspe
SAME2U
likha,or wahi pe rakh k chala gya.
By:
Dev
Category:
JOKES
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SANTA BANTA
)
Snta: Goa ja rha hu,...
Snta: Goa ja rha hu,Bus se bv ko khai me gira dunga.
Bnta:Meri b leja,Use b gira dena
Snta:Ok,Agr tu bura na maane to use wapsi pe gira Du?
By:
Dev
Category:
JOKES
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SANTA BANTA
)
Judge: Tum par cycle...
Judge: Tum par cycle chori ka ilzam sabit nahi hua,
Lihaza tumko baa-izzat bari kiya jata h.
Santa: Iska matlab me Wo Cycle rakh lu..?
By:
Dev
Category:
JOKES
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SANTA BANTA
)
Santa: Mujhe Sanskri...
Santa: Mujhe Sanskrit Sikha do
Pndit: Q?
Snta: Devtao ki Bhasha H,
Swarg Me Zrurt Padegi.
Pndit: Agr Narak Gya To?
Snta: Galiya To Aati H.
By:
Dev
Category:
JOKES
(
SANTA BANTA
)
Santa takes a blade ...
Santa takes a blade n writes his grlfrnd's name on his arms and
5 minute baad jor jor se rota h,
banta: Q ro rha h,
santa: abey,
spelling galat ho gayi
By:
Dev
Category:
JOKES
(
SANTA BANTA
)
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