Apr 4, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

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Modern Definition 0f...

Modern Definition 0f

" Best Friend "

A Person Who Has Most

Numbers 0f

'Likes' n 'Comments'

0n Your Posts 0n

"F a c e b o o k"

By: Sanjay
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Girl To Her Boy Frie...

Girl To Her Boy Friend :
Darling, Do You Know,
Handsome n Smart Boys Always
Get Stupid Girl Friends..!!
Boy:
Thankx For The Compliment, Darling..

By: Sanjay
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

teri dunia me koi gu...

teri dunia me koi gum na ho,
teri khushiya kabhi kam na ho,
bhagwan tujhe aisi item de,
jo agnipath ki chikni chameli se kam na ho!

By: Sanjay
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Beta-Maa meri kya ki...

Beta-Maa meri kya kimat h?
Maa-Beta tu to Lakho ka h.
Beta-To Lakho me se 10 Rupya dena.
Mujhe Ice-cream khana h.

By: Sanjay
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Girls Ki Shopping: ...

Girls Ki Shopping:

Lena Kuch Nahi Hota Bas,

Ye Dekho! Wo Dekho!
Ye Kya H? Wo Kya H?
5 Ghante Lagaati H,

Phir Golgappe Kha Ke Wapas Aa Jati
H.

By: Sanjay
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

When i call you 1.R...

When i call you
1.Ringing means i m thinking u
2.Ringing means i like u
3.Ringing means i miss u
4.Ringing means i need u
5.Ringing means behray phone utha.

By: Sanjay
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

1st kg kid- teri sil...

1st kg kid- teri silet acchhi h...
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.
.
.
.
2nd kg kid- sale ye i-pad h..!

By: Sanjay
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

BOY: Tum Shaadi Ke B...

BOY: Tum Shaadi Ke Baad Apne Lie Alag Ghar Toh Nahi Mangogi Na?
GIRL: Nahi, mai aisi Ladki nahi, Tum Apni Maa Ko Alag Ghar Dila Dena.

By: Sanjay
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Pani me gira rumal t...

Pani me gira rumal to rumal gila He.
Aasman me dekha to aasman bhi nila He.
Muhabat to sab karte h par.
Mai karu to sala character dhila h..

By: Sanjay
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

1 Baccha Potty karne...

1 Baccha Potty karne khule me gaya
_
Waha 1 PIG baitha tha
PIG ko dekhkar baccha waha se bina potty kiye jane laga

PIG chillaya
Saadda Haqq..
Etthe Rakkhh.

By: Dev
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

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Apr 4, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

Modern Definition 0f...

Modern Definition 0f

" Best Friend "

A Person Who Has Most

Numbers 0f

'Likes' n 'Comments'

0n Your Posts 0n

"F a c e b o o k"

Girl To Her Boy Frie...

Girl To Her Boy Friend :
Darling, Do You Know,
Handsome n Smart Boys Always
Get Stupid Girl Friends..!!
Boy:
Thankx For The Compliment, Darling..

teri dunia me koi gu...

teri dunia me koi gum na ho,
teri khushiya kabhi kam na ho,
bhagwan tujhe aisi item de,
jo agnipath ki chikni chameli se kam na ho!

Beta-Maa meri kya ki...

Beta-Maa meri kya kimat h?
Maa-Beta tu to Lakho ka h.
Beta-To Lakho me se 10 Rupya dena.
Mujhe Ice-cream khana h.

Girls Ki Shopping: ...

Girls Ki Shopping:

Lena Kuch Nahi Hota Bas,

Ye Dekho! Wo Dekho!
Ye Kya H? Wo Kya H?
5 Ghante Lagaati H,

Phir Golgappe Kha Ke Wapas Aa Jati
H.

When i call you 1.R...

When i call you
1.Ringing means i m thinking u
2.Ringing means i like u
3.Ringing means i miss u
4.Ringing means i need u
5.Ringing means behray phone utha.

1st kg kid- teri sil...

1st kg kid- teri silet acchhi h...
.
.
.
.
.
2nd kg kid- sale ye i-pad h..!

BOY: Tum Shaadi Ke B...

BOY: Tum Shaadi Ke Baad Apne Lie Alag Ghar Toh Nahi Mangogi Na?
GIRL: Nahi, mai aisi Ladki nahi, Tum Apni Maa Ko Alag Ghar Dila Dena.

Pani me gira rumal t...

Pani me gira rumal to rumal gila He.
Aasman me dekha to aasman bhi nila He.
Muhabat to sab karte h par.
Mai karu to sala character dhila h..

1 Baccha Potty karne...

1 Baccha Potty karne khule me gaya
_
Waha 1 PIG baitha tha
PIG ko dekhkar baccha waha se bina potty kiye jane laga

PIG chillaya
Saadda Haqq..
Etthe Rakkhh.

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Apr 4, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

Modern Definition 0f...

Modern Definition 0f " Best Friend " A Person Who Has Most Numbers 0f 'Likes' n 'Comments' 0n Your Posts 0n "F a c e b o o k"

Girl To Her Boy Frie...

Girl To Her Boy Friend : Darling, Do You Know, Handsome n Smart Boys Always Get Stupid Girl Friends..!! Boy: Thankx For The Compliment, Darling..

teri dunia me koi gu...

teri dunia me koi gum na ho, teri khushiya kabhi kam na ho, bhagwan tujhe aisi item de, jo agnipath ki chikni chameli se kam na ho!

Beta-Maa meri kya ki...

Beta-Maa meri kya kimat h? Maa-Beta tu to Lakho ka h. Beta-To Lakho me se 10 Rupya dena. Mujhe Ice-cream khana h.

Girls Ki Shopping: ...

Girls Ki Shopping: Lena Kuch Nahi Hota Bas, Ye Dekho! Wo Dekho! Ye Kya H? Wo Kya H? 5 Ghante Lagaati H, Phir Golgappe Kha Ke Wapas Aa Jati H.

When i call you 1.R...

When i call you 1.Ringing means i m thinking u 2.Ringing means i like u 3.Ringing means i miss u 4.Ringing means i need u 5.Ringing means behray phone utha.

1st kg kid- teri sil...

1st kg kid- teri silet acchhi h... . . . . . 2nd kg kid- sale ye i-pad h..!

BOY: Tum Shaadi Ke B...

BOY: Tum Shaadi Ke Baad Apne Lie Alag Ghar Toh Nahi Mangogi Na? GIRL: Nahi, mai aisi Ladki nahi, Tum Apni Maa Ko Alag Ghar Dila Dena.

Pani me gira rumal t...

Pani me gira rumal to rumal gila He. Aasman me dekha to aasman bhi nila He. Muhabat to sab karte h par. Mai karu to sala character dhila h..

1 Baccha Potty karne...

1 Baccha Potty karne khule me gaya _ Waha 1 PIG baitha tha PIG ko dekhkar baccha waha se bina potty kiye jane laga PIG chillaya Saadda Haqq.. Etthe Rakkhh.

MrPopat Services

Other Links

Follow Us

Translate Page To Your Favourite Language

Modern Definition 0f

" Best Friend "

A Person Who Has Most

Numbers 0f

'Likes' n 'Comments'

0n Your Posts 0n

"F a c e b o o k"

Girl To Her Boy Friend :
Darling, Do You Know,
Handsome n Smart Boys Always
Get Stupid Girl Friends..!!
Boy:
Thankx For The Compliment, Darling..

teri dunia me koi gum na ho,
teri khushiya kabhi kam na ho,
bhagwan tujhe aisi item de,
jo agnipath ki chikni chameli se kam na ho!

Beta-Maa meri kya kimat h?
Maa-Beta tu to Lakho ka h.
Beta-To Lakho me se 10 Rupya dena.
Mujhe Ice-cream khana h.

Girls Ki Shopping:

Lena Kuch Nahi Hota Bas,

Ye Dekho! Wo Dekho!
Ye Kya H? Wo Kya H?
5 Ghante Lagaati H,

Phir Golgappe Kha Ke Wapas Aa Jati
H.

When i call you
1.Ringing means i m thinking u
2.Ringing means i like u
3.Ringing means i miss u
4.Ringing means i need u
5.Ringing means behray phone utha.

1st kg kid- teri silet acchhi h...
.
.
.
.
.
2nd kg kid- sale ye i-pad h..!

BOY: Tum Shaadi Ke Baad Apne Lie Alag Ghar Toh Nahi Mangogi Na?
GIRL: Nahi, mai aisi Ladki nahi, Tum Apni Maa Ko Alag Ghar Dila Dena.

Pani me gira rumal to rumal gila He.
Aasman me dekha to aasman bhi nila He.
Muhabat to sab karte h par.
Mai karu to sala character dhila h..

1 Baccha Potty karne khule me gaya
_
Waha 1 PIG baitha tha
PIG ko dekhkar baccha waha se bina potty kiye jane laga

PIG chillaya
Saadda Haqq..
Etthe Rakkhh.