Apr 4, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

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Santa Half Pant peha...

Santa Half Pant pehan kar cycle chala rha tha
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Toh ab kya wo b utar de..??
Har baat be joke chahiye..
Jaan le lo Santa ki.. :D

By: Sanjay
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Facebook ki larkiyo ...

Facebook ki larkiyo ki sakal
Q na khrab rahe,:D lakin unke naam baare he

mast hote haiN

Exampal: princesss

cuteness

perfect

blah blah blah blah.

By: Sanjay
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

BOY-your teeth are l...

BOY-your teeth are like stars.
Girl-Awwwww,thanks,are they that shining??
Boy-No,they are far from each other..!!
Means tedhe medhe.

By: Sanjay
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Bus Me Bhut Bheed Th...

Bus Me Bhut Bheed Thi,

1 Aadmi Bola-"Lagta H Bus Me Janwar Bhare H"

Dusre passenger Ne Kaha-Bas 1 Gadhe Ki Kami Thi
.
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Jo Ab Puri ho gyi..

By: Sanjay
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

TEACHER-"...

TEACHER-"It's better to fail than to cheat"
.
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STUDENT- "LOL No, it's better to cheat than to repeat"

Ab kya kahe aaj kal k bachho ko...

By: Sanjay
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Aap se to? Customer ...

Aap se to? Customer Care Best h.
Bcoz,
Daily
4msgs, 2calls , wohi kar dete hain.
Aur ap?
1Call nahi?
1Msg nahi?
1Miss Call nahi?Hanso mat.
:msg kro

By: Sanjay
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Hi, Doing nothing? ...

Hi,
Doing nothing?
Then Make a Place,
4 Me in ur Heart!!
I May come there any time!
Ur's Faithfully,

"HeArT aTtAcK"

By: Sanjay
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Will be Ready in 5 M...

Will be Ready in 5 Minutes" said by a GIRL..
and
"Will Call you Back in 5 Minutes" said by a BOY

Are the same..!!

By: Sanjay
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Sardar apna mobile ...

Sardar apna mobile
Qabristan main dfna rha tha
.
Major Rohail:
Sardar G Ye kya kr rhe ho?
.
Sardar:
Yaar dukan wale ne kha h k
Mobile "DEAD" ho gya h.

By: Sanjay
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Attitude Of Girls: J...

Attitude Of Girls: Jab Ladke Nahi dekhe to..
Girl: Kutta, Dekhta bhi nahi
.
.
.
.
Jab ladke dekhe to..
Girl: Dekh kaise Kutte ki tarah
dekh raha h..

By: Sanjay
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

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Apr 4, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

Santa Half Pant peha...

Santa Half Pant pehan kar cycle chala rha tha
.
.
.
.
.
.
Toh ab kya wo b utar de..??
Har baat be joke chahiye..
Jaan le lo Santa ki.. :D

Facebook ki larkiyo ...

Facebook ki larkiyo ki sakal
Q na khrab rahe,:D lakin unke naam baare he

mast hote haiN

Exampal: princesss

cuteness

perfect

blah blah blah blah.

BOY-your teeth are l...

BOY-your teeth are like stars.
Girl-Awwwww,thanks,are they that shining??
Boy-No,they are far from each other..!!
Means tedhe medhe.

Bus Me Bhut Bheed Th...

Bus Me Bhut Bheed Thi,

1 Aadmi Bola-"Lagta H Bus Me Janwar Bhare H"

Dusre passenger Ne Kaha-Bas 1 Gadhe Ki Kami Thi
.
.
Jo Ab Puri ho gyi..

TEACHER-"...

TEACHER-"It's better to fail than to cheat"
.
.
STUDENT- "LOL No, it's better to cheat than to repeat"

Ab kya kahe aaj kal k bachho ko...

Aap se to? Customer ...

Aap se to? Customer Care Best h.
Bcoz,
Daily
4msgs, 2calls , wohi kar dete hain.
Aur ap?
1Call nahi?
1Msg nahi?
1Miss Call nahi?Hanso mat.
:msg kro

Hi, Doing nothing? ...

Hi,
Doing nothing?
Then Make a Place,
4 Me in ur Heart!!
I May come there any time!
Ur's Faithfully,

"HeArT aTtAcK"

Will be Ready in 5 M...

Will be Ready in 5 Minutes" said by a GIRL..
and
"Will Call you Back in 5 Minutes" said by a BOY

Are the same..!!

Sardar apna mobile ...

Sardar apna mobile
Qabristan main dfna rha tha
.
Major Rohail:
Sardar G Ye kya kr rhe ho?
.
Sardar:
Yaar dukan wale ne kha h k
Mobile "DEAD" ho gya h.

Attitude Of Girls: J...

Attitude Of Girls: Jab Ladke Nahi dekhe to..
Girl: Kutta, Dekhta bhi nahi
.
.
.
.
Jab ladke dekhe to..
Girl: Dekh kaise Kutte ki tarah
dekh raha h..

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Apr 4, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

Santa Half Pant peha...

Santa Half Pant pehan kar cycle chala rha tha . . . . . . Toh ab kya wo b utar de..?? Har baat be joke chahiye.. Jaan le lo Santa ki.. :D

Facebook ki larkiyo ...

Facebook ki larkiyo ki sakal Q na khrab rahe,:D lakin unke naam baare he mast hote haiN Exampal: princesss cuteness perfect blah blah blah blah.

BOY-your teeth are l...

BOY-your teeth are like stars. Girl-Awwwww,thanks,are they that shining?? Boy-No,they are far from each other..!! Means tedhe medhe.

Bus Me Bhut Bheed Th...

Bus Me Bhut Bheed Thi, 1 Aadmi Bola-"Lagta H Bus Me Janwar Bhare H" Dusre passenger Ne Kaha-Bas 1 Gadhe Ki Kami Thi . . Jo Ab Puri ho gyi..

TEACHER-"...

TEACHER-"It's better to fail than to cheat" . . STUDENT- "LOL No, it's better to cheat than to repeat" Ab kya kahe aaj kal k bachho ko...

Aap se to? Customer ...

Aap se to? Customer Care Best h. Bcoz, Daily 4msgs, 2calls , wohi kar dete hain. Aur ap? 1Call nahi? 1Msg nahi? 1Miss Call nahi?Hanso mat. :msg kro

Hi, Doing nothing? ...

Hi, Doing nothing? Then Make a Place, 4 Me in ur Heart!! I May come there any time! Ur's Faithfully, "HeArT aTtAcK"

Will be Ready in 5 M...

Will be Ready in 5 Minutes" said by a GIRL.. and "Will Call you Back in 5 Minutes" said by a BOY Are the same..!!

Sardar apna mobile ...

Sardar apna mobile Qabristan main dfna rha tha . Major Rohail: Sardar G Ye kya kr rhe ho? . Sardar: Yaar dukan wale ne kha h k Mobile "DEAD" ho gya h.

Attitude Of Girls: J...

Attitude Of Girls: Jab Ladke Nahi dekhe to.. Girl: Kutta, Dekhta bhi nahi . . . . Jab ladke dekhe to.. Girl: Dekh kaise Kutte ki tarah dekh raha h..

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Santa Half Pant pehan kar cycle chala rha tha
.
.
.
.
.
.
Toh ab kya wo b utar de..??
Har baat be joke chahiye..
Jaan le lo Santa ki.. :D

Facebook ki larkiyo ki sakal
Q na khrab rahe,:D lakin unke naam baare he

mast hote haiN

Exampal: princesss

cuteness

perfect

blah blah blah blah.

BOY-your teeth are like stars.
Girl-Awwwww,thanks,are they that shining??
Boy-No,they are far from each other..!!
Means tedhe medhe.

Bus Me Bhut Bheed Thi,

1 Aadmi Bola-"Lagta H Bus Me Janwar Bhare H"

Dusre passenger Ne Kaha-Bas 1 Gadhe Ki Kami Thi
.
.
Jo Ab Puri ho gyi..

TEACHER-"It's better to fail than to cheat"
.
.
STUDENT- "LOL No, it's better to cheat than to repeat"

Ab kya kahe aaj kal k bachho ko...

Aap se to? Customer Care Best h.
Bcoz,
Daily
4msgs, 2calls , wohi kar dete hain.
Aur ap?
1Call nahi?
1Msg nahi?
1Miss Call nahi?Hanso mat.
:msg kro

Hi,
Doing nothing?
Then Make a Place,
4 Me in ur Heart!!
I May come there any time!
Ur's Faithfully,

"HeArT aTtAcK"

Will be Ready in 5 Minutes" said by a GIRL..
and
"Will Call you Back in 5 Minutes" said by a BOY

Are the same..!!

Sardar apna mobile
Qabristan main dfna rha tha
.
Major Rohail:
Sardar G Ye kya kr rhe ho?
.
Sardar:
Yaar dukan wale ne kha h k
Mobile "DEAD" ho gya h.

Attitude Of Girls: Jab Ladke Nahi dekhe to..
Girl: Kutta, Dekhta bhi nahi
.
.
.
.
Jab ladke dekhe to..
Girl: Dekh kaise Kutte ki tarah
dekh raha h..