Mar 18, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

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Blood test ke baad c...

Blood test ke baad cotton na milne par nurse ne SARDAR ki ungli muh me le li, SARDAR nachne laga, bola abhi to URINE TEST baki hai..

By: Dev
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

Beta-Papa ap toh chu...

Beta-Papa ap toh chutiya ho.
Papa-Q Beta-mummy uncle se kah rahi the k jaldi kro wo chutiya aane wala hai.

By: Dev
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

Dr. To LADY- jorse s...

Dr. To LADY- jorse saans lo! Aur jorse lambi saans LO Achanak awaz aai KHATAK! Dr.- haddi fracture hai Lady- harami BRA ka huk toot gaya.!!

By: Dev
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

Boy: Bhaisaab, 1 con...

Boy: Bhaisaab, 1 condom dena, girlfriend ko gift karna hain.
Dukandaar: Is par cover chada doon?
Boy: Nahi yeh to cover hain, gift to mere pass hai.

By: Dev
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

Chali gayi Diwali,sh...

Chali gayi Diwali,shuru hui thand.Sikud gayi Ct, akad gaya ld.
Ab jab aayegi Holi, chali jayegi thand. khul jayegi Ct latak jayenge ld.

By: Dev
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

1 pagal bazar me nan...

1 pagal bazar me nanga ja raha tha uska l**d bahut lamba tha ek aurat ne dekha or boli desh kya ghanta tarakki karega sala kaam ka admi to pagal hai.

By: Dev
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

Teacher- Hume machch...

Teacher- Hume machchar paida hone se rokna chahiye.Student-ye impossible haiTeacher- kyo?Student-kyo ki hum itne chhote chhote condom nahi bana sakte..!?!

By: Dev
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

1 Raja ki Shakal 1 D...

1 Raja ki Shakal 1 Dhobi Se Milti Thi.
Raja Ne Dhobi Se Pucha-
Kya Tumhari Amma Humare Mehal Me Nokrani Thi?
Dhobi-
Nhi Hazoor Mere Abba Mehal Me Dhobi The!

By: Dev
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

Zindagi se chale hai...

Zindagi se chale hai ilzaam lekar.
Bahut jee chuke unka naam lekar.
Akele baate karenge wo in sitaro se.
Jab hum chale jayenge unhe ye saara
aasma dekar.

By: Sanjay
Category: LOVE/FRIENDSHIP (FLIRT)

Sunlo jaana tum hi h...

Sunlo jaana tum hi ho ab meri life
tujh ko chhod k naa koi banagi meri wife
tu agar kabhi de dhokha
jaan main apni doonga with a knife.

By: Sanjay
Category: LOVE/FRIENDSHIP (FLIRT)

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Mar 18, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

Blood test ke baad c...

Blood test ke baad cotton na milne par nurse ne SARDAR ki ungli muh me le li, SARDAR nachne laga, bola abhi to URINE TEST baki hai..

Beta-Papa ap toh chu...

Beta-Papa ap toh chutiya ho.
Papa-Q Beta-mummy uncle se kah rahi the k jaldi kro wo chutiya aane wala hai.

Dr. To LADY- jorse s...

Dr. To LADY- jorse saans lo! Aur jorse lambi saans LO Achanak awaz aai KHATAK! Dr.- haddi fracture hai Lady- harami BRA ka huk toot gaya.!!

Boy: Bhaisaab, 1 con...

Boy: Bhaisaab, 1 condom dena, girlfriend ko gift karna hain.
Dukandaar: Is par cover chada doon?
Boy: Nahi yeh to cover hain, gift to mere pass hai.

Chali gayi Diwali,sh...

Chali gayi Diwali,shuru hui thand.Sikud gayi Ct, akad gaya ld.
Ab jab aayegi Holi, chali jayegi thand. khul jayegi Ct latak jayenge ld.

1 pagal bazar me nan...

1 pagal bazar me nanga ja raha tha uska l**d bahut lamba tha ek aurat ne dekha or boli desh kya ghanta tarakki karega sala kaam ka admi to pagal hai.

Teacher- Hume machch...

Teacher- Hume machchar paida hone se rokna chahiye.Student-ye impossible haiTeacher- kyo?Student-kyo ki hum itne chhote chhote condom nahi bana sakte..!?!

1 Raja ki Shakal 1 D...

1 Raja ki Shakal 1 Dhobi Se Milti Thi.
Raja Ne Dhobi Se Pucha-
Kya Tumhari Amma Humare Mehal Me Nokrani Thi?
Dhobi-
Nhi Hazoor Mere Abba Mehal Me Dhobi The!

Zindagi se chale hai...

Zindagi se chale hai ilzaam lekar.
Bahut jee chuke unka naam lekar.
Akele baate karenge wo in sitaro se.
Jab hum chale jayenge unhe ye saara
aasma dekar.

Sunlo jaana tum hi h...

Sunlo jaana tum hi ho ab meri life
tujh ko chhod k naa koi banagi meri wife
tu agar kabhi de dhokha
jaan main apni doonga with a knife.

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Mar 18, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

Blood test ke baad c...

Blood test ke baad cotton na milne par nurse ne SARDAR ki ungli muh me le li, SARDAR nachne laga, bola abhi to URINE TEST baki hai..

Beta-Papa ap toh chu...

Beta-Papa ap toh chutiya ho. Papa-Q Beta-mummy uncle se kah rahi the k jaldi kro wo chutiya aane wala hai.

Dr. To LADY- jorse s...

Dr. To LADY- jorse saans lo! Aur jorse lambi saans LO Achanak awaz aai KHATAK! Dr.- haddi fracture hai Lady- harami BRA ka huk toot gaya.!!

Boy: Bhaisaab, 1 con...

Boy: Bhaisaab, 1 condom dena, girlfriend ko gift karna hain. Dukandaar: Is par cover chada doon? Boy: Nahi yeh to cover hain, gift to mere pass hai.

Chali gayi Diwali,sh...

Chali gayi Diwali,shuru hui thand.Sikud gayi C**t, akad gaya l**d. Ab jab aayegi Holi, chali jayegi thand. khul jayegi C**t latak jayenge l**d.

1 pagal bazar me nan...

1 pagal bazar me nanga ja raha tha uska l**d bahut lamba tha ek aurat ne dekha or boli desh kya ghanta tarakki karega sala kaam ka admi to pagal hai.

Teacher- Hume machch...

Teacher- Hume machchar paida hone se rokna chahiye.Student-ye impossible haiTeacher- kyo?Student-kyo ki hum itne chhote chhote condom nahi bana sakte..!?!

1 Raja ki Shakal 1 D...

1 Raja ki Shakal 1 Dhobi Se Milti Thi. Raja Ne Dhobi Se Pucha- Kya Tumhari Amma Humare Mehal Me Nokrani Thi? Dhobi- Nhi Hazoor Mere Abba Mehal Me Dhobi The!

Zindagi se chale hai...

Zindagi se chale hai ilzaam lekar. Bahut jee chuke unka naam lekar. Akele baate karenge wo in sitaro se. Jab hum chale jayenge unhe ye saara aasma dekar.

Sunlo jaana tum hi h...

Sunlo jaana tum hi ho ab meri life tujh ko chhod k naa koi banagi meri wife tu agar kabhi de dhokha jaan main apni doonga with a knife.

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Beta-Papa ap toh chutiya ho.
Papa-Q Beta-mummy uncle se kah rahi the k jaldi kro wo chutiya aane wala hai.

Boy: Bhaisaab, 1 condom dena, girlfriend ko gift karna hain.
Dukandaar: Is par cover chada doon?
Boy: Nahi yeh to cover hain, gift to mere pass hai.

Chali gayi Diwali,shuru hui thand.Sikud gayi Ct, akad gaya ld.
Ab jab aayegi Holi, chali jayegi thand. khul jayegi Ct latak jayenge ld.

1 Raja ki Shakal 1 Dhobi Se Milti Thi.
Raja Ne Dhobi Se Pucha-
Kya Tumhari Amma Humare Mehal Me Nokrani Thi?
Dhobi-
Nhi Hazoor Mere Abba Mehal Me Dhobi The!

Zindagi se chale hai ilzaam lekar.
Bahut jee chuke unka naam lekar.
Akele baate karenge wo in sitaro se.
Jab hum chale jayenge unhe ye saara
aasma dekar.

Sunlo jaana tum hi ho ab meri life
tujh ko chhod k naa koi banagi meri wife
tu agar kabhi de dhokha
jaan main apni doonga with a knife.