Mar 10, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

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Wife: Kya kr rahe ho...

Wife: Kya kr rahe ho?
Man: Makhiya maar rha hu
Wife: Kitni mari?
Man: 3 male aur 2 female
Wife: Kaise malum?
Man: Kyonki 3 daru ki botl se chipki or 2 Ph se.

By: Dev
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Teacher: duniya ke s...

Teacher: duniya ke sabse purana ya prani kaunsi cheez hai?
Student: zebra hai sir
Teacher: kaise:
Student: kyunki, woh black and white hai na

By: Dev
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

What's the mai...

What's the
main reason for
divorce ?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
"Marriage"

By: Dev
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Frog: Tumhare paas d...

Frog: Tumhare paas dimaag nahin h.
Bhola: H.
Frog: Nahin h.
Bhola: H.
Frog: Nahin h and jumps into the well.
Bhola: Isme suicide karne wali kya baat thi.?

By: Dev
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Banta: Oye, tu to Do...

Banta: Oye, tu to Doctor ke paas jaane waala tha, kya hua?
Santa: Yaar kal jaaonga, aaj thodi tabiyat kharab hai.

By: Dev
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Kiss kiss ne kiss ki...

Kiss kiss ne kiss kissko kiss kiss mehfil mein KISS kiya.
Ek aap hein ki jo har KISS ko miss kiya.
Ek hum hein jo har miss ko KISS kiya.

By: Sanjay
Category: LOVE/FRIENDSHIP (KISS)

Kiss is not like nok...

Kiss is not like nokia just connecting people,
not like nike just do it,
not like pepsi yeh dil mange more,
but kiss is like LAYS no one can eat just one

By: Sanjay
Category: LOVE/FRIENDSHIP (KISS)

Whats life ? Life i...

Whats life ?
Life is love.

Whats love ?
Love is kissing.

Whats kissing ?
Come here and I show you.

By: Sanjay
Category: LOVE/FRIENDSHIP (KISS)

One boy went to meet...

One boy went to meet his girlfriend
when he came back at home
mom asked
kahaan gaey they ?
boy:us se milney
mom: kis liye?
boy: haan bohat kiss liye.

By: Sanjay
Category: LOVE/FRIENDSHIP (KISS)

Holi Aayi Satrangi ...

Holi Aayi
Satrangi Rango ki bauchar laayi
Dher Saari mithai Or mitha mitha
Pyar laayi
Aap ki zindagi ho mithe
PyarAur khusiyon Se bhari
Happy Holi 2014

By: Sanjay
Category: FESTIVALS (HOLI)

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Mar 10, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

Wife: Kya kr rahe ho...

Wife: Kya kr rahe ho?
Man: Makhiya maar rha hu
Wife: Kitni mari?
Man: 3 male aur 2 female
Wife: Kaise malum?
Man: Kyonki 3 daru ki botl se chipki or 2 Ph se.

Teacher: duniya ke s...

Teacher: duniya ke sabse purana ya prani kaunsi cheez hai?
Student: zebra hai sir
Teacher: kaise:
Student: kyunki, woh black and white hai na

What's the mai...

What's the
main reason for
divorce ?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
"Marriage"

Frog: Tumhare paas d...

Frog: Tumhare paas dimaag nahin h.
Bhola: H.
Frog: Nahin h.
Bhola: H.
Frog: Nahin h and jumps into the well.
Bhola: Isme suicide karne wali kya baat thi.?

Banta: Oye, tu to Do...

Banta: Oye, tu to Doctor ke paas jaane waala tha, kya hua?
Santa: Yaar kal jaaonga, aaj thodi tabiyat kharab hai.

Kiss kiss ne kiss ki...

Kiss kiss ne kiss kissko kiss kiss mehfil mein KISS kiya.
Ek aap hein ki jo har KISS ko miss kiya.
Ek hum hein jo har miss ko KISS kiya.

Kiss is not like nok...

Kiss is not like nokia just connecting people,
not like nike just do it,
not like pepsi yeh dil mange more,
but kiss is like LAYS no one can eat just one

Whats life ? Life i...

Whats life ?
Life is love.

Whats love ?
Love is kissing.

Whats kissing ?
Come here and I show you.

One boy went to meet...

One boy went to meet his girlfriend
when he came back at home
mom asked
kahaan gaey they ?
boy:us se milney
mom: kis liye?
boy: haan bohat kiss liye.

Holi Aayi Satrangi ...

Holi Aayi
Satrangi Rango ki bauchar laayi
Dher Saari mithai Or mitha mitha
Pyar laayi
Aap ki zindagi ho mithe
PyarAur khusiyon Se bhari
Happy Holi 2014

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Mar 10, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

Wife: Kya kr rahe ho...

Wife: Kya kr rahe ho? Man: Makhiya maar rha hu Wife: Kitni mari? Man: 3 male aur 2 female Wife: Kaise malum? Man: Kyonki 3 daru ki botl se chipki or 2 Ph se.

Teacher: duniya ke s...

Teacher: duniya ke sabse purana ya prani kaunsi cheez hai? Student: zebra hai sir Teacher: kaise: Student: kyunki, woh black and white hai na

What's the mai...

What's the main reason for divorce ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? "Marriage"

Frog: Tumhare paas d...

Frog: Tumhare paas dimaag nahin h. Bhola: H. Frog: Nahin h. Bhola: H. Frog: Nahin h and jumps into the well. Bhola: Isme suicide karne wali kya baat thi.?

Banta: Oye, tu to Do...

Banta: Oye, tu to Doctor ke paas jaane waala tha, kya hua? Santa: Yaar kal jaaonga, aaj thodi tabiyat kharab hai.

Kiss kiss ne kiss ki...

Kiss kiss ne kiss kissko kiss kiss mehfil mein KISS kiya. Ek aap hein ki jo har KISS ko miss kiya. Ek hum hein jo har miss ko KISS kiya.

Kiss is not like nok...

Kiss is not like nokia just connecting people, not like nike just do it, not like pepsi yeh dil mange more, but kiss is like LAYS no one can eat just one

Whats life ? Life i...

Whats life ? Life is love. Whats love ? Love is kissing. Whats kissing ? Come here and I show you.

One boy went to meet...

One boy went to meet his girlfriend when he came back at home mom asked kahaan gaey they ? boy:us se milney mom: kis liye? boy: haan bohat kiss liye.

Holi Aayi Satrangi ...

Holi Aayi Satrangi Rango ki bauchar laayi Dher Saari mithai Or mitha mitha Pyar laayi Aap ki zindagi ho mithe PyarAur khusiyon Se bhari Happy Holi 2014

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Wife: Kya kr rahe ho?
Man: Makhiya maar rha hu
Wife: Kitni mari?
Man: 3 male aur 2 female
Wife: Kaise malum?
Man: Kyonki 3 daru ki botl se chipki or 2 Ph se.

Teacher: duniya ke sabse purana ya prani kaunsi cheez hai?
Student: zebra hai sir
Teacher: kaise:
Student: kyunki, woh black and white hai na

What's the
main reason for
divorce ?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
"Marriage"

Frog: Tumhare paas dimaag nahin h.
Bhola: H.
Frog: Nahin h.
Bhola: H.
Frog: Nahin h and jumps into the well.
Bhola: Isme suicide karne wali kya baat thi.?

Banta: Oye, tu to Doctor ke paas jaane waala tha, kya hua?
Santa: Yaar kal jaaonga, aaj thodi tabiyat kharab hai.

Kiss kiss ne kiss kissko kiss kiss mehfil mein KISS kiya.
Ek aap hein ki jo har KISS ko miss kiya.
Ek hum hein jo har miss ko KISS kiya.

Kiss is not like nokia just connecting people,
not like nike just do it,
not like pepsi yeh dil mange more,
but kiss is like LAYS no one can eat just one

Whats life ?
Life is love.

Whats love ?
Love is kissing.

Whats kissing ?
Come here and I show you.

One boy went to meet his girlfriend
when he came back at home
mom asked
kahaan gaey they ?
boy:us se milney
mom: kis liye?
boy: haan bohat kiss liye.

Holi Aayi
Satrangi Rango ki bauchar laayi
Dher Saari mithai Or mitha mitha
Pyar laayi
Aap ki zindagi ho mithe
PyarAur khusiyon Se bhari
Happy Holi 2014