Mar 1, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

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pati-mai apni biwi k...

pati-mai apni biwi ko B.A phir M.A phir Ph.d karwaunga...
ushko ek achi se job dilwaunga..

frnd-phir koi acha sa ladka dhundh kr ushki shaadi bhi krwa dena..

By: Puneet Munjal
Category: JOKES (PATI-PATNI)

pati-raja dashrath k...

pati-raja dashrath ki 3 patni thi..
patni-to?
pati-to mai abhi 2 shaddi aur k sakta hu..
patni-soch lo....!!!!draupati k 5 pati the....

By: Puneet Munjal
Category: JOKES (PATI-PATNI)

patni-tmhe nhi lagta...

patni-tmhe nhi lagta jara si samjhdari se talak k mamle roke ja sakte hai
pati- tmhe nhi lagta jara se samjhdari se shaddi bhi roki ja sakti hai.

By: Puneet Munjal
Category: JOKES (PATI-PATNI)

patni-mai driver k n...

patni-mai driver k naukri se nikal rhi hu kyuki mai aj dusari bar marte marte bachi hu...
.
pati-plz darling,use ek mauka aur deno na.....plzzz

By: Puneet Munjal
Category: JOKES (PATI-PATNI)

patni 1/2 hr se phon...

patni 1/2 hr se phone pekisi se baat kr rahi thi,ushne call cut kr diya..
pati-aaj tmne bahut jaldi call cut kr diya..

patni-wrong no tha ishliye

By: Puneet Munjal
Category: JOKES (PATI-PATNI)

admi shadi kyu krta ...

admi shadi kyu krta hai?
marne k baad woh swarg mai jaye to acha feel kare ,aur nark mai jaye to apne ghar jaisa feel kare

By: Puneet Munjal
Category: JOKES (PATI-PATNI)

pati- hipnotis kya h...

pati- hipnotis kya hota hai?
patni-kisiko apne control mai kr k apne marji ka kaam krwana.
pati-chal jhuti!!!! use to shaadi kehte hai..

By: Puneet Munjal
Category: JOKES (PATI-PATNI)

With my 1 heart 2 ey...

With my 1 heart 2 eyes 5 liter blood 206 bones 4.5 million red cells 60 trillion DNAÃ¢â‚¬Â¦ Wishing you a very very HAPPY HOLI!

By: Rajan
Category: FESTIVALS (HOLI)

wish your health, pr...

wish your health, prosperity and business achievements at this prismatic color eve. May Allah bless you with all his mercies!

By: Rajan
Category: FESTIVALS (HOLI)

Best wishes to you f...

Best wishes to you for a Holi filled with sweet moments and memories to cherish for long. Happy Holi!! Happy Holi to you and your family,

By: Rajan
Category: FESTIVALS (HOLI)

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Mar 1, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

pati-mai apni biwi k...

pati-mai apni biwi ko B.A phir M.A phir Ph.d karwaunga...
ushko ek achi se job dilwaunga..

frnd-phir koi acha sa ladka dhundh kr ushki shaadi bhi krwa dena..

pati-raja dashrath k...

pati-raja dashrath ki 3 patni thi..
patni-to?
pati-to mai abhi 2 shaddi aur k sakta hu..
patni-soch lo....!!!!draupati k 5 pati the....

patni-tmhe nhi lagta...

patni-tmhe nhi lagta jara si samjhdari se talak k mamle roke ja sakte hai
pati- tmhe nhi lagta jara se samjhdari se shaddi bhi roki ja sakti hai.

patni-mai driver k n...

patni-mai driver k naukri se nikal rhi hu kyuki mai aj dusari bar marte marte bachi hu...
.
pati-plz darling,use ek mauka aur deno na.....plzzz

patni 1/2 hr se phon...

patni 1/2 hr se phone pekisi se baat kr rahi thi,ushne call cut kr diya..
pati-aaj tmne bahut jaldi call cut kr diya..

patni-wrong no tha ishliye

admi shadi kyu krta ...

admi shadi kyu krta hai?
marne k baad woh swarg mai jaye to acha feel kare ,aur nark mai jaye to apne ghar jaisa feel kare

pati- hipnotis kya h...

pati- hipnotis kya hota hai?
patni-kisiko apne control mai kr k apne marji ka kaam krwana.
pati-chal jhuti!!!! use to shaadi kehte hai..

With my 1 heart 2 ey...

With my 1 heart 2 eyes 5 liter blood 206 bones 4.5 million red cells 60 trillion DNAÃ¢â‚¬Â¦ Wishing you a very very HAPPY HOLI!

wish your health, pr...

wish your health, prosperity and business achievements at this prismatic color eve. May Allah bless you with all his mercies!

Best wishes to you f...

Best wishes to you for a Holi filled with sweet moments and memories to cherish for long. Happy Holi!! Happy Holi to you and your family,

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Mar 1, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

pati-mai apni biwi k...

pati-mai apni biwi ko B.A phir M.A phir Ph.d karwaunga... ushko ek achi se job dilwaunga.. frnd-phir koi acha sa ladka dhundh kr ushki shaadi bhi krwa dena..

pati-raja dashrath k...

pati-raja dashrath ki 3 patni thi.. patni-to? pati-to mai abhi 2 shaddi aur k sakta hu.. patni-soch lo....!!!!draupati k 5 pati the....

patni-tmhe nhi lagta...

patni-tmhe nhi lagta jara si samjhdari se talak k mamle roke ja sakte hai pati- tmhe nhi lagta jara se samjhdari se shaddi bhi roki ja sakti hai.

patni-mai driver k n...

patni-mai driver k naukri se nikal rhi hu kyuki mai aj dusari bar marte marte bachi hu... . pati-plz darling,use ek mauka aur deno na.....plzzz

patni 1/2 hr se phon...

patni 1/2 hr se phone pekisi se baat kr rahi thi,ushne call cut kr diya.. pati-aaj tmne bahut jaldi call cut kr diya.. patni-wrong no tha ishliye

admi shadi kyu krta ...

admi shadi kyu krta hai? marne k baad woh swarg mai jaye to acha feel kare ,aur nark mai jaye to apne ghar jaisa feel kare

pati- hipnotis kya h...

pati- hipnotis kya hota hai? patni-kisiko apne control mai kr k apne marji ka kaam krwana. pati-chal jhuti!!!! use to shaadi kehte hai..

With my 1 heart 2 ey...

With my 1 heart 2 eyes 5 liter blood 206 bones 4.5 million red cells 60 trillion DNAÃ¢â‚¬Â¦ Wishing you a very very HAPPY HOLI!

wish your health, pr...

wish your health, prosperity and business achievements at this prismatic color eve. May Allah bless you with all his mercies!

Best wishes to you f...

Best wishes to you for a Holi filled with sweet moments and memories to cherish for long. Happy Holi!! Happy Holi to you and your family,

MrPopat Services

Other Links

Follow Us

Translate Page To Your Favourite Language

pati-mai apni biwi ko B.A phir M.A phir Ph.d karwaunga...
ushko ek achi se job dilwaunga..

frnd-phir koi acha sa ladka dhundh kr ushki shaadi bhi krwa dena..

pati-raja dashrath ki 3 patni thi..
patni-to?
pati-to mai abhi 2 shaddi aur k sakta hu..
patni-soch lo....!!!!draupati k 5 pati the....

patni-tmhe nhi lagta jara si samjhdari se talak k mamle roke ja sakte hai
pati- tmhe nhi lagta jara se samjhdari se shaddi bhi roki ja sakti hai.

patni-mai driver k naukri se nikal rhi hu kyuki mai aj dusari bar marte marte bachi hu...
.
pati-plz darling,use ek mauka aur deno na.....plzzz

patni 1/2 hr se phone pekisi se baat kr rahi thi,ushne call cut kr diya..
pati-aaj tmne bahut jaldi call cut kr diya..

patni-wrong no tha ishliye

admi shadi kyu krta hai?
marne k baad woh swarg mai jaye to acha feel kare ,aur nark mai jaye to apne ghar jaisa feel kare

pati- hipnotis kya hota hai?
patni-kisiko apne control mai kr k apne marji ka kaam krwana.
pati-chal jhuti!!!! use to shaadi kehte hai..