Feb 24, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

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Sardar to his friend...

Sardar to his friend.. I kiss my wife everyday before i go to office..

& u?

Friend: i kiss ur wife after u go to office.
Sardar: ha ha ha..i m the first..

By: Sagar Nair
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa:Papa aaj meri ...

Santa:Papa aaj meri Girl4nd ki birhday he. Use kya du..?

Papa:Dekhne me kaisi h?

Santa:Mast h..

Papa:Mera mobile number de de!

By: Sagar Nair
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa - kal meri sha...

Santa - kal meri shadi hai aur ladki walo ne kam log bulaye h.

Banta - to isme prob kya h?

Santa - pata nhi papa mujhe le jaynge ya nhi.

By: Sagar Nair
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Please Read this mes...

Please Read this message. on 1st April
I know u can't wait,
So,
CONGRATS...
you aRe the FIRST FOOL OF 2014.

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (APRIL FOOLS DAY)

Is kadar hum aapko c...

Is kadar hum aapko chahte hai ki duniya wale dekh ke jal jate h, yu toh hum sabhi ko ULLU banate hai, lekin aap
thoda JALDI ban jate h.

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (APRIL FOOLS DAY)

IAnewala Kal Tumhara...

IAnewala Kal Tumhara Hai..
TumharaTha..
Tumhara Hi Rhega..
Us pr Tumhara Hi Haq h..
SochoKyon?
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Kyuki kal 1st APRIL H..
HAPPY FOOLs DAY

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (APRIL FOOLS DAY)

Legs utha ke karo. ...

Legs utha ke karo.
Tange feala ke karo.
Ghuma ghuma ke karo.
Aage peechey dono taraf karo.
Jitna karoge utna halka mehsoos hoga.
Ramdev ji ka yoga.

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (APRIL FOOLS DAY)

1st APRIL ko logo ko...

1st APRIL ko logo ko FOOL banane ke 7 tarike:
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ye tha pehla tarika baki kal......

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (APRIL FOOLS DAY)

U r 20% Fantastic, ...

U r 20% Fantastic,
U r 20% Attractive,
U r 20% Loveable,
U r 20% Terific,
U r 20% Understandable,
Inshort U r 100% F.A.L.T.U.

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (APRIL FOOLS DAY)

mil gaya, mil gaya ...

mil gaya,
mil gaya mughe KOI mil gaya...
oye oye mil gia
mil gia, oye mil gia
sach me mil gaya Yaar..
April main mara SMS padhne wala ik or FOOL.

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (APRIL FOOLS DAY)

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Feb 24, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

Sardar to his friend...

Sardar to his friend.. I kiss my wife everyday before i go to office..

& u?

Friend: i kiss ur wife after u go to office.
Sardar: ha ha ha..i m the first..

Santa:Papa aaj meri ...

Santa:Papa aaj meri Girl4nd ki birhday he. Use kya du..?

Papa:Dekhne me kaisi h?

Santa:Mast h..

Papa:Mera mobile number de de!

Santa - kal meri sha...

Santa - kal meri shadi hai aur ladki walo ne kam log bulaye h.

Banta - to isme prob kya h?

Santa - pata nhi papa mujhe le jaynge ya nhi.

Please Read this mes...

Please Read this message. on 1st April
I know u can't wait,
So,
CONGRATS...
you aRe the FIRST FOOL OF 2014.

Is kadar hum aapko c...

Is kadar hum aapko chahte hai ki duniya wale dekh ke jal jate h, yu toh hum sabhi ko ULLU banate hai, lekin aap
thoda JALDI ban jate h.

IAnewala Kal Tumhara...

IAnewala Kal Tumhara Hai..
TumharaTha..
Tumhara Hi Rhega..
Us pr Tumhara Hi Haq h..
SochoKyon?
.
.
.
.
.
.
Kyuki kal 1st APRIL H..
HAPPY FOOLs DAY

Legs utha ke karo. ...

Legs utha ke karo.
Tange feala ke karo.
Ghuma ghuma ke karo.
Aage peechey dono taraf karo.
Jitna karoge utna halka mehsoos hoga.
Ramdev ji ka yoga.

1st APRIL ko logo ko...

1st APRIL ko logo ko FOOL banane ke 7 tarike:
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.

ye tha pehla tarika baki kal......

U r 20% Fantastic, ...

U r 20% Fantastic,
U r 20% Attractive,
U r 20% Loveable,
U r 20% Terific,
U r 20% Understandable,
Inshort U r 100% F.A.L.T.U.

mil gaya, mil gaya ...

mil gaya,
mil gaya mughe KOI mil gaya...
oye oye mil gia
mil gia, oye mil gia
sach me mil gaya Yaar..
April main mara SMS padhne wala ik or FOOL.

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Feb 24, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

Sardar to his friend...

Sardar to his friend.. I kiss my wife everyday before i go to office.. & u? Friend: i kiss ur wife after u go to office. Sardar: ha ha ha..i m the first..

Santa:Papa aaj meri ...

Santa:Papa aaj meri Girl4nd ki birhday he. Use kya du..? Papa:Dekhne me kaisi h? Santa:Mast h.. Papa:Mera mobile number de de!

Santa - kal meri sha...

Santa - kal meri shadi hai aur ladki walo ne kam log bulaye h. Banta - to isme prob kya h? Santa - pata nhi papa mujhe le jaynge ya nhi.

Please Read this mes...

Please Read this message. on 1st April I know u can't wait, So, CONGRATS... you aRe the FIRST FOOL OF 2014.

Is kadar hum aapko c...

Is kadar hum aapko chahte hai ki duniya wale dekh ke jal jate h, yu toh hum sabhi ko ULLU banate hai, lekin aap thoda JALDI ban jate h.

IAnewala Kal Tumhara...

IAnewala Kal Tumhara Hai.. TumharaTha.. Tumhara Hi Rhega.. Us pr Tumhara Hi Haq h.. SochoKyon? . . . . . . Kyuki kal 1st APRIL H.. HAPPY FOOLs DAY

Legs utha ke karo. ...

Legs utha ke karo. Tange feala ke karo. Ghuma ghuma ke karo. Aage peechey dono taraf karo. Jitna karoge utna halka mehsoos hoga. *Ramdev* ji ka yoga.

1st APRIL ko logo ko...

1st APRIL ko logo ko FOOL banane ke 7 tarike: . . . . . . . . . ye tha pehla tarika baki kal......

U r 20% Fantastic, ...

U r 20% Fantastic, U r 20% Attractive, U r 20% Loveable, U r 20% Terific, U r 20% Understandable, Inshort U r 100% F.A.L.T.U.

mil gaya, mil gaya ...

mil gaya, mil gaya mughe KOI mil gaya... oye oye mil gia mil gia, oye mil gia sach me mil gaya Yaar.. April main mara SMS padhne wala ik or FOOL.

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Sardar to his friend.. I kiss my wife everyday before i go to office..

& u?

Friend: i kiss ur wife after u go to office.
Sardar: ha ha ha..i m the first..

Santa:Papa aaj meri Girl4nd ki birhday he. Use kya du..?

Papa:Dekhne me kaisi h?

Santa:Mast h..

Papa:Mera mobile number de de!

Santa - kal meri shadi hai aur ladki walo ne kam log bulaye h.

Banta - to isme prob kya h?

Santa - pata nhi papa mujhe le jaynge ya nhi.

Please Read this message. on 1st April
I know u can't wait,
So,
CONGRATS...
you aRe the FIRST FOOL OF 2014.

Is kadar hum aapko chahte hai ki duniya wale dekh ke jal jate h, yu toh hum sabhi ko ULLU banate hai, lekin aap
thoda JALDI ban jate h.

IAnewala Kal Tumhara Hai..
TumharaTha..
Tumhara Hi Rhega..
Us pr Tumhara Hi Haq h..
SochoKyon?
.
.
.
.
.
.
Kyuki kal 1st APRIL H..
HAPPY FOOLs DAY

Legs utha ke karo.
Tange feala ke karo.
Ghuma ghuma ke karo.
Aage peechey dono taraf karo.
Jitna karoge utna halka mehsoos hoga.
Ramdev ji ka yoga.

1st APRIL ko logo ko FOOL banane ke 7 tarike:
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.

ye tha pehla tarika baki kal......

U r 20% Fantastic,
U r 20% Attractive,
U r 20% Loveable,
U r 20% Terific,
U r 20% Understandable,
Inshort U r 100% F.A.L.T.U.

mil gaya,
mil gaya mughe KOI mil gaya...
oye oye mil gia
mil gia, oye mil gia
sach me mil gaya Yaar..
April main mara SMS padhne wala ik or FOOL.