Santa: Why Do Girls Look Beautiful? Is It Real Or Due To Make Up?
Banta: All False.
Girls Look Beautiful Because Boys Have Good Imagination
Once Santa was trying 2 impress a young lady.
Santa:I have seen u some where.
Lady:Possible,i am a nurse working in MENTAL HOSPITAL!!
Santa: "Madam these undergarments will look nice on U"
Lady: How can U be so sure?
Santa: i'have done diploma in interior designing
SLAM BOOK filled by Santa.
3.Oppurtunity: When Banta is on tour.
4.Threat:When I am on tour
Santa traveling in a train gets down in evry station n buy ticket 4 next station.Guess Why?
Bcoz doctor told 2 him avoid Long Journey
Sardar is driving a jeep in jungle.
Tourist: If lion follows very close to us then how can we escape?
Sardar:Give right indicator & take left turn.
Santa: Mere pass gaddi,bungla,paisa h..tere pass kya h?
Banta:Mere pass bhi gaddi,bungla, paisa h
Santa:Mar gaye..Phir apni Maa kiske pass h?
Judge: Why were u arrested?
Santa: For shopping early.
Judge: Well, that's not a crime. Anyway, how early were u shopping?
Santa: Before the shop opened.
Santa: Will U marry, after I die.
Jeeto: No, I will live with my sister.
Jeeto: Will U marry, after I die.
Santa: No, I will also live with your sister.
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Santa: Bhag sale Bhag bhag
Charger toh mere pas h.