Feb 21, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

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Urine report gets ex...

Urine report gets exchanged.

Doctor: Sardarji you are pregnant,Angry Sardarji shouts at wife: Mene pehle kaha tha k muje upar rehne de..

Enjoy..

By: Abhishek bhatia
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Call from Marriage B...

Call from Marriage Bureau:
Riste k liye 1,
Mangni k liye 2,
Shadi k liye 3 dabye"

Sardar: Dusri shadi k liye kya Dabau?
Awaz aai: Pehle wali ka Gala.

By: Abhishek bhatia
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Doctor:which soap u ...

Doctor:which soap u use?
santa: Bajrang soap,bajrang paste,Bajrang brush.
Dr.Is Bajrang an international company?
santa: No bajrang is my room Partner..

By: Abhishek bhatia
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Sindhi logo ko footb...

Sindhi logo ko football aur hockey kyu nahi khilate..?
.
.
socho..
.
..
.
.kyuki corner milte hi ye dukan khol lete hain..??

By: Abhishek bhatia
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Ek sardar ki NANO kh...

Ek sardar ki NANO kharab ho gi-Bonet khola to shocked-engine hi nahi.

Dusra sardar apni NANO lekar aya or bola:koi gal nahi meri dikki me extra pada h tu le le

By: Abhishek bhatia
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Techr: Tum late kyo ...

Techr: Tum late kyo aaye ho?
Santa: Mumy papa lad rhe the..
Techr: wo lad rhe the to tum kyo late aaye?
santa=mera 1 juta maumy k pass or Dusra papa k paas tha!

By: Abhishek bhatia
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

1 sardar ko uska sas...

1 sardar ko uska sasur jute mar raha tha,
Admi: Q mar rahe ho?
Sasur: Maine ise Hospital se SMS kiya,Tum Bap Ban Gye Ho Sale Ne Usko Bhi Dosto ko forwrd kar Diy

By: Abhishek bhatia
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Sardar started a col...

Sardar started a college,
All students were confused @admission coz
Name of d college is 'Sardar's Medical college of Engineering for commerce n arts.

By: Abhishek bhatia
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa-'Maths vi...

Santa-'Maths vich fail kyu hoya?
Banta: Teacher kendi hai 5+3=8
Agle din kendi 6+2=8
Fir kendi 4+4=8
.
.
Khud confused he menu kya padayegi..?

By: Abhishek bhatia
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Sardar ke piche 1 ku...

Sardar ke piche 1 kutta laga.
Sardar bhagte huye sochne laga,
Saala card to IDEA ka liya tha Phir network VODAFONE ka kaise aa raha h.

By: Abhishek bhatia
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

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Feb 21, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

Urine report gets ex...

Urine report gets exchanged.

Doctor: Sardarji you are pregnant,Angry Sardarji shouts at wife: Mene pehle kaha tha k muje upar rehne de..

Enjoy..

Call from Marriage B...

Call from Marriage Bureau:
Riste k liye 1,
Mangni k liye 2,
Shadi k liye 3 dabye"

Sardar: Dusri shadi k liye kya Dabau?
Awaz aai: Pehle wali ka Gala.

Doctor:which soap u ...

Doctor:which soap u use?
santa: Bajrang soap,bajrang paste,Bajrang brush.
Dr.Is Bajrang an international company?
santa: No bajrang is my room Partner..

Sindhi logo ko footb...

Sindhi logo ko football aur hockey kyu nahi khilate..?
.
.
socho..
.
..
.
.kyuki corner milte hi ye dukan khol lete hain..??

Ek sardar ki NANO kh...

Ek sardar ki NANO kharab ho gi-Bonet khola to shocked-engine hi nahi.

Dusra sardar apni NANO lekar aya or bola:koi gal nahi meri dikki me extra pada h tu le le

Techr: Tum late kyo ...

Techr: Tum late kyo aaye ho?
Santa: Mumy papa lad rhe the..
Techr: wo lad rhe the to tum kyo late aaye?
santa=mera 1 juta maumy k pass or Dusra papa k paas tha!

1 sardar ko uska sas...

1 sardar ko uska sasur jute mar raha tha,
Admi: Q mar rahe ho?
Sasur: Maine ise Hospital se SMS kiya,Tum Bap Ban Gye Ho Sale Ne Usko Bhi Dosto ko forwrd kar Diy

Sardar started a col...

Sardar started a college,
All students were confused @admission coz
Name of d college is 'Sardar's Medical college of Engineering for commerce n arts.

Santa-'Maths vi...

Santa-'Maths vich fail kyu hoya?
Banta: Teacher kendi hai 5+3=8
Agle din kendi 6+2=8
Fir kendi 4+4=8
.
.
Khud confused he menu kya padayegi..?

Sardar ke piche 1 ku...

Sardar ke piche 1 kutta laga.
Sardar bhagte huye sochne laga,
Saala card to IDEA ka liya tha Phir network VODAFONE ka kaise aa raha h.

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Feb 21, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

Urine report gets ex...

Urine report gets exchanged. Doctor: Sardarji you are pregnant,Angry Sardarji shouts at wife: Mene pehle kaha tha k muje upar rehne de.. Enjoy..

Call from Marriage B...

Call from Marriage Bureau: Riste k liye 1, Mangni k liye 2, Shadi k liye 3 dabye" Sardar: Dusri shadi k liye kya Dabau? Awaz aai: Pehle wali ka Gala.

Doctor:which soap u ...

Doctor:which soap u use? santa: Bajrang soap,bajrang paste,Bajrang brush. Dr.Is Bajrang an international company? santa: No bajrang is my room Partner..

Sindhi logo ko footb...

Sindhi logo ko football aur hockey kyu nahi khilate..? . . socho.. . .. . .kyuki corner milte hi ye dukan khol lete hain..??

Ek sardar ki NANO kh...

Ek sardar ki NANO kharab ho gi-Bonet khola to shocked-engine hi nahi. Dusra sardar apni NANO lekar aya or bola:koi gal nahi meri dikki me extra pada h tu le le

Techr: Tum late kyo ...

Techr: Tum late kyo aaye ho? Santa: Mumy papa lad rhe the.. Techr: wo lad rhe the to tum kyo late aaye? santa=mera 1 juta maumy k pass or Dusra papa k paas tha!

1 sardar ko uska sas...

1 sardar ko uska sasur jute mar raha tha, Admi: Q mar rahe ho? Sasur: Maine ise Hospital se SMS kiya,Tum Bap Ban Gye Ho Sale Ne Usko Bhi Dosto ko forwrd kar Diy

Sardar started a col...

Sardar started a college, All students were confused @admission coz Name of d college is 'Sardar's Medical college of Engineering for commerce n arts.

Santa-'Maths vi...

Santa-'Maths vich fail kyu hoya? Banta: Teacher kendi hai 5+3=8 Agle din kendi 6+2=8 Fir kendi 4+4=8 . . Khud confused he menu kya padayegi..?

Sardar ke piche 1 ku...

Sardar ke piche 1 kutta laga. Sardar bhagte huye sochne laga, Saala card to IDEA ka liya tha Phir network VODAFONE ka kaise aa raha h.

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Translate Page To Your Favourite Language

Urine report gets exchanged.

Doctor: Sardarji you are pregnant,Angry Sardarji shouts at wife: Mene pehle kaha tha k muje upar rehne de..

Enjoy..

Call from Marriage Bureau:
Riste k liye 1,
Mangni k liye 2,
Shadi k liye 3 dabye"

Sardar: Dusri shadi k liye kya Dabau?
Awaz aai: Pehle wali ka Gala.

Doctor:which soap u use?
santa: Bajrang soap,bajrang paste,Bajrang brush.
Dr.Is Bajrang an international company?
santa: No bajrang is my room Partner..

Sindhi logo ko football aur hockey kyu nahi khilate..?
.
.
socho..
.
..
.
.kyuki corner milte hi ye dukan khol lete hain..??

Ek sardar ki NANO kharab ho gi-Bonet khola to shocked-engine hi nahi.

Dusra sardar apni NANO lekar aya or bola:koi gal nahi meri dikki me extra pada h tu le le

Techr: Tum late kyo aaye ho?
Santa: Mumy papa lad rhe the..
Techr: wo lad rhe the to tum kyo late aaye?
santa=mera 1 juta maumy k pass or Dusra papa k paas tha!

1 sardar ko uska sasur jute mar raha tha,
Admi: Q mar rahe ho?
Sasur: Maine ise Hospital se SMS kiya,Tum Bap Ban Gye Ho Sale Ne Usko Bhi Dosto ko forwrd kar Diy

Sardar started a college,
All students were confused @admission coz
Name of d college is 'Sardar's Medical college of Engineering for commerce n arts.

Santa-'Maths vich fail kyu hoya?
Banta: Teacher kendi hai 5+3=8
Agle din kendi 6+2=8
Fir kendi 4+4=8
.
.
Khud confused he menu kya padayegi..?

Sardar ke piche 1 kutta laga.
Sardar bhagte huye sochne laga,
Saala card to IDEA ka liya tha Phir network VODAFONE ka kaise aa raha h.