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Feb 20, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

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Ek chote bacche ne a...

Ek chote bacche ne apani pregnant mummy se pucha : Isme kya hai?
Mummy : Issme pyara sa Baby hai.
Baccha : Itna pyara tha to khaya kyu ussko?
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: Sonu
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Apne Fair hone par i...

Apne Fair hone par itna guroor na karo, Sab do din ki masti hai..

Aapki khubsurti bhi tab tak hai, jab tak FAIR & LOVELY sasti hai.
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: Sonu
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Santa Banta se bola ...

Santa Banta se bola "Bhai aaj to chay peene ka maza aa gaya."
Banta : Santa Jee, agar billi ne dudh me muh na mara hota to aur bhi
maza aata!!!
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: Sonu
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Har gum ko pala nai ...

Har gum ko pala nai jata,
Kanch ki chizo ko uchala nai jata,
Kuch karna hi to mehnat karo yaro,
Har baat ko "All is WELL" bolke tala nahi jata!
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: Sonu
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Preity Zintaaaa ne h...

Preity Zintaaaa ne hoto par "India" ke tirange ka
tattoo laga rakha tha Ek ladka aaya aur hoto
par "Kiss" kar gaya aur bola, "I LOVE MY INDIA"
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: Sonu
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Modern Majnu–...

Modern Majnu– Me tumhare ishq me barbaad ho gai,
lut gayi, meri duniya rushwa ho gayi..

Modern Laila– To karmjali, mein kaun sa bank managar ban gaya.
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: Sonu
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Girls of 1990â€â€...

Girls of 1990– "Agar tum mil jao zamana chor denge hum"

Girls of 2011– "Agra tum mil jao purana chor denge hum!"
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: Sonu
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Santa : Aaj papa ne ...

Santa : Aaj papa ne pitayi kar di
Banta : Kyun?
Santa : Meine to sirf itna pucha "KAMINE" film
dekhne chal rahe ho ya ghar pe hi "BLUE" film dekhoge.
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: Sonu
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Raat ke 3 baje santa...

Raat ke 3 baje santa ke number par phone
aaya – Hello yaha Fatima Mehfooz rehti hai kya?
Santa : Kutte itni raat ko Fatima mere paas
hoti to mehfooz rehti kya?
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: Sonu
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Height of Shame. ...

Height of Shame.

At bus stop a girl was standing
with her face covered. A man on bike stops
and says "Chalna hai kya?"
Girl replies : Papa mein hoo
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: Sonu
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)
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