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Feb 16, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

Mallika Says To Imra...

Mallika Says To Imran Hashmi
Chahe Dunia Jitni Bhi Kare Hamare Pyar Ki Birodh,
Hamare Pyar Ki Raksha Karegi Super Deluxe Nirodh.

By: Khuman
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

If Malika acts as Dr...

If Malika acts as Draupati,wat'll Duryodhan say?
Dushyasan pehna do is dasi ko sari
Zara hum bi to dekhe vastro mei kaise lagti hai ye nari

By: Khuman
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

Ek bhooke chuhe ne e...

Ek bhooke chuhe ne ek aurat ka poora dress raat me kha liya..
Phir bhi wo chuha bhooka tha...
Kyu?
Q ki,
wo dress Mallika Sherawat ka tha

By: Khuman
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

Kbi khamoshi b bahut...

Kbi khamoshi b bahut kuch keh jati h,
Tdpane k liye yad reh jati h,
Kya frk pdta h wills ho ya gold flake,
Jalne k bad sirf rakh reh jati h

By: Khuman
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

KYA BOSS PHONE NAHI,...

KYA BOSS PHONE NAHI,
MISS KoL NAHI,
SMS BHI NAHI
ZORDAR KAAM
CHALU HAI KYA.
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,;', I /
LAGE RAHO

By: Khuman
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

Land khada karne ka ...

Land khada karne ka Sabse Aasaan Tarika
*
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*
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*
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Waah Bete
*
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*
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*
Ab Tera Loda B khada Nai Hota
Jo Tarike Dhundh Raha Hai

By: Khuman
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

Dost Teri Yaad Me sU...

Dost Teri Yaad Me sU sU Lag Gayi,
Wah Wah..!
Dost Teri Yaad Me sU sU Lag Gayi,
Ye B To Aansu Hi Hai PAGLE..!
Bus Rasta Bhatak Gayi

By: Khuman
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

Santa ne K0NDOM pehn...

Santa ne K0NDOM pehn k Muth mari fir us me Gaanth bandh k ltka diya
Banta-ye kya kiya..?
Santa-ye wo Bche h jinhe Ma ka pyar nhi mila.

By: Khuman
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

Friend 2 sardarji- y...

Friend 2 sardarji- yaar tu chowthi bar nasbandi ka operation kyu karwa raha h?
Sardar- kya karu yaar meri biwi bar bar pregnant ho jati h

By: Khuman
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

Ek couple s e x kar ...

Ek couple s e x kar raha tha.
Oh.
Ahh.
Ahh..bas karo..
Oh..oui..ma..mar..gayi..
Abe baskar ek rupe ke SMS me puri BLUE FILM dikhao kya?

By: Khuman
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

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