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Jan 17, 2014 SMS Collection
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Jan 17, 2014 SMS COLLECTION
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Teacher - Bharat me ...
Teacher - Bharat me
Kitne Mahapurush paida huyr..?
Santa - Bharat me aajtak,
Koi Mahapurush to kya,
Purush bhi paida nahi hua..
Sab Bachche Hi Paida Huye..
By:
Sagar Nair
Category:
JOKES
(
SANTA BANTA
)
100m ki race ho rahi...
100m ki race ho rahi thi.
The refree said' 1,2,3, GO!'
Everybody started running.
except Santa.
Refree- why r u not running?
Santa- my no.is 4.
By:
Sagar Nair
Category:
JOKES
(
SANTA BANTA
)
Santa cigarate piche...
Santa cigarate piche chupakar bola bata mere hath me kya hai?
Banta: Rail gadi
Santa: Tujhe kaise pata
Banta: Mene Dhuan nikalte dekha tha.!
By:
Sagar Nair
Category:
JOKES
(
SANTA BANTA
)
Ruh kaap gyi, Jb Sa...
Ruh kaap gyi,
Jb Santa ne banta ki Dadi se kaha-"Dadi koi accha sa gana to sunao?
Or dadi boli-
"Mere photo ko sine se yaar chipkale saiyan FEVICOL se"
By:
Sagar Nair
Category:
JOKES
(
SANTA BANTA
)
Dr.: Aapke 3 Danth K...
Dr.: Aapke 3 Danth Kaise Tut Gaye
SANTA.: Wife Ne Kadak Halwa Banaya
Tha Wo Khaya Isliye
Dr.: To Halwa Khane Se Mana Kar Dete
SANTA: Fir To 32 Ke 32 Tut Jaate
By:
Sagar Nair
Category:
JOKES
(
SANTA BANTA
)
Santa bank Me Chilay...
Santa bank Me Chilaya-
Kisi Ki noto ki Gddi Jis Pe
Lal rubr Bndhi ho,Giri h kya?
Sbne Hath uthaya.
Snta-Note to koi Le Gya,
Ye rubbr Pdi Mili he.
By:
Sagar Nair
Category:
JOKES
(
SANTA BANTA
)
Santa: Teacher think...
Santa: Teacher think that i m a god!
Banta: What?
Santa: Whenever i went 2 school..
Teacher says 'oh god! u com again?
By:
Sagar Nair
Category:
JOKES
(
SANTA BANTA
)
Santa:- Ager...
Santa:-
Ager "Bivi Ko "Bhootni Lipat Jaye,
To Tu Kya Karega ?
.
.
Banta:-
Mujhe"Kya Karna !
Ye Do "Behno"Ka"
Aapsi "Mamla" hai.
By:
Sagar Nair
Category:
JOKES
(
SANTA BANTA
)
Santa Khudkushi par ...
Santa Khudkushi par speech de raha
tha Khudkushi Paap hai Zulm hai
Gunah hai Buzdili hai Pagalpan hai
khudkushi krne se behtar hai insan
khud ko Goli maarle!
By:
Sagar Nair
Category:
JOKES
(
SANTA BANTA
)
Santa in KBC Qus:Vi...
Santa in KBC
Qus:Videsh Jane Wali Pehli Bhartiya Mahila
Kaun Thi.?
.
.
Santa- Sita Ji!
Ravan Ke Sath Sri Lanka gai thi...!!
By:
Sagar Nair
Category:
JOKES
(
SANTA BANTA
)
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