Jan 16, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

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Wife husband ka paka...

Wife husband ka pakar k boli: Mere Laal mere sonay uth ja na!

Husband: Ab is ko ander Logi ya ise school bhejna h.

By: Sanjay Jaluthriya
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

Hamare USTAD BABA fa...

Hamare USTAD BABA farmate h,
BETA! Jaisay Phooli Hui Roti Kabhi Kacchi Nahin Hoti, Waise Hi Brazier pehni Hui Larki Kabhi Bacchi nahi hoti Geo Ustad..

By: Sanjay Jaluthriya
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

Load shedding ki mus...

Load shedding ki musibat. Ek admi raat ko apne ghar gaya. darwaza knock kia.
Bivi:kon?
Admi:Guddu da abbu!
Bivi:Haaye me mar jaawan,phir andar kon h?

By: Harry
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

Pathan apni B.V se: ...

Pathan apni B.V se: Darling agar me mar gaya to Tum kya karo gi.?
BIWI: Jab BUND" hi merwani hai to Kisi se bhi marwa loon gi...!!;-)"

By: Harry
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

Dad: Beti ki shadi a...

Dad: Beti ki shadi ab jaldi kr deni chaiye, Mom: Ha kitchen se roz baigan,gaajar,muli,ghaib ho rhi h
Grand Father: pan nu lun 2 din ton meri soti v ghaib ay

By: Harry
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

1 pandit ki taang ja...

1 pandit ki taang jal gai Dr. ne Burnol or Viagra(sex ki goli) likh k di
Pandit bola burnol to samaj ata ha par viagra q?
Dr: Us se dhoti oonchi rahegi.

By: Harry
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

Freind: Aaj Maine te...

Freind: Aaj Maine teri BW Ko Nahaty Howe Dekha
2nd: Kutte Kaminey Me Tera Khoon Pee Jaon ga 1st: Abey Me Nehar mei Naha Raha Tha Bhabi Ja Rahi Thi:-)

By: Harry
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

Sardar washed his un...

Sardar washed his underwear & hung it to dry near neighbour's panty & put a note on it: . Bhabhi !! Plz remind me to remove my underwear when U remove UR panty

By: Harry
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

Lady Teacher: Zero m...

Lady Teacher: Zero me 1 Dalen to Kiya hota h?
Girl chup rhi,
Teacher: Ghussay Se Jawab do Zero me 1Dalen to kya hota h?
Girl: Miss Bohat Dard hota h.

By: Harry
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

Happy repbulic DAY ...

Happy repbulic DAY
?????????????
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
##########
@@@@@@@@@@@@@
!!!!!!!!!!!!
=JAY HIND=
&&&&&&&&&&&&
************
>>
JAY BHARAT

By: Nidhi
Category: GREETINGS (REPUBLIC DAY)

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Jan 16, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

Wife husband ka paka...

Wife husband ka pakar k boli: Mere Laal mere sonay uth ja na!

Husband: Ab is ko ander Logi ya ise school bhejna h.

Hamare USTAD BABA fa...

Hamare USTAD BABA farmate h,
BETA! Jaisay Phooli Hui Roti Kabhi Kacchi Nahin Hoti, Waise Hi Brazier pehni Hui Larki Kabhi Bacchi nahi hoti Geo Ustad..

Load shedding ki mus...

Load shedding ki musibat. Ek admi raat ko apne ghar gaya. darwaza knock kia.
Bivi:kon?
Admi:Guddu da abbu!
Bivi:Haaye me mar jaawan,phir andar kon h?

Pathan apni B.V se: ...

Pathan apni B.V se: Darling agar me mar gaya to Tum kya karo gi.?
BIWI: Jab BUND" hi merwani hai to Kisi se bhi marwa loon gi...!!;-)"

Dad: Beti ki shadi a...

Dad: Beti ki shadi ab jaldi kr deni chaiye, Mom: Ha kitchen se roz baigan,gaajar,muli,ghaib ho rhi h
Grand Father: pan nu lun 2 din ton meri soti v ghaib ay

1 pandit ki taang ja...

1 pandit ki taang jal gai Dr. ne Burnol or Viagra(sex ki goli) likh k di
Pandit bola burnol to samaj ata ha par viagra q?
Dr: Us se dhoti oonchi rahegi.

Freind: Aaj Maine te...

Freind: Aaj Maine teri BW Ko Nahaty Howe Dekha
2nd: Kutte Kaminey Me Tera Khoon Pee Jaon ga 1st: Abey Me Nehar mei Naha Raha Tha Bhabi Ja Rahi Thi:-)

Sardar washed his un...

Sardar washed his underwear & hung it to dry near neighbour's panty & put a note on it: . Bhabhi !! Plz remind me to remove my underwear when U remove UR panty

Lady Teacher: Zero m...

Lady Teacher: Zero me 1 Dalen to Kiya hota h?
Girl chup rhi,
Teacher: Ghussay Se Jawab do Zero me 1Dalen to kya hota h?
Girl: Miss Bohat Dard hota h.

Happy repbulic DAY ...

Happy repbulic DAY
?????????????
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
##########
@@@@@@@@@@@@@
!!!!!!!!!!!!
=JAY HIND=
&&&&&&&&&&&&
************
>>
JAY BHARAT

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Jan 16, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

Wife husband ka paka...

Wife husband ka pakar k boli: Mere Laal mere sonay uth ja na! Husband: Ab is ko ander Logi ya ise school bhejna h.

Hamare USTAD BABA fa...

Hamare USTAD BABA farmate h, BETA! Jaisay Phooli Hui Roti Kabhi Kacchi Nahin Hoti, Waise Hi Brazier pehni Hui Larki Kabhi Bacchi nahi hoti Geo Ustad..

Load shedding ki mus...

Load shedding ki musibat. Ek admi raat ko apne ghar gaya. darwaza knock kia. Bivi:kon? Admi:Guddu da abbu! Bivi:Haaye me mar jaawan,phir andar kon h?

Pathan apni B.V se: ...

Pathan apni B.V se: Darling agar me mar gaya to Tum kya karo gi.? BIWI: Jab BUND" hi merwani hai to Kisi se bhi marwa loon gi...!!;-)"

Dad: Beti ki shadi a...

Dad: Beti ki shadi ab jaldi kr deni chaiye, Mom: Ha kitchen se roz baigan,gaajar,muli,ghaib ho rhi h Grand Father: pan nu lun 2 din ton meri soti v ghaib ay

1 pandit ki taang ja...

1 pandit ki taang jal gai Dr. ne Burnol or Viagra(sex ki goli) likh k di Pandit bola burnol to samaj ata ha par viagra q? Dr: Us se dhoti oonchi rahegi.

Freind: Aaj Maine te...

Freind: Aaj Maine teri BW Ko Nahaty Howe Dekha 2nd: Kutte Kaminey Me Tera Khoon Pee Jaon ga 1st: Abey Me Nehar mei Naha Raha Tha Bhabi Ja Rahi Thi:-)

Sardar washed his un...

Sardar washed his underwear & hung it to dry near neighbour's panty & put a note on it: . Bhabhi !! Plz remind me to remove my underwear when U remove UR panty

Lady Teacher: Zero m...

Lady Teacher: Zero me 1 Dalen to Kiya hota h? Girl chup rhi, Teacher: Ghussay Se Jawab do Zero me 1Dalen to kya hota h? Girl: Miss Bohat Dard hota h.

Happy repbulic DAY ...

Happy repbulic DAY ????????????? $$$$$$$$$$$$$$ ########## @@@@@@@@@@@@@ !!!!!!!!!!!! =JAY HIND= &&&&&&&&&&&& ************ &gt;&gt; *JAY BHARAT*

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Wife husband ka pakar k boli: Mere Laal mere sonay uth ja na!

Husband: Ab is ko ander Logi ya ise school bhejna h.

Hamare USTAD BABA farmate h,
BETA! Jaisay Phooli Hui Roti Kabhi Kacchi Nahin Hoti, Waise Hi Brazier pehni Hui Larki Kabhi Bacchi nahi hoti Geo Ustad..

Load shedding ki musibat. Ek admi raat ko apne ghar gaya. darwaza knock kia.
Bivi:kon?
Admi:Guddu da abbu!
Bivi:Haaye me mar jaawan,phir andar kon h?

Pathan apni B.V se: Darling agar me mar gaya to Tum kya karo gi.?
BIWI: Jab BUND" hi merwani hai to Kisi se bhi marwa loon gi...!!;-)"

Dad: Beti ki shadi ab jaldi kr deni chaiye, Mom: Ha kitchen se roz baigan,gaajar,muli,ghaib ho rhi h
Grand Father: pan nu lun 2 din ton meri soti v ghaib ay

1 pandit ki taang jal gai Dr. ne Burnol or Viagra(sex ki goli) likh k di
Pandit bola burnol to samaj ata ha par viagra q?
Dr: Us se dhoti oonchi rahegi.

Freind: Aaj Maine teri BW Ko Nahaty Howe Dekha
2nd: Kutte Kaminey Me Tera Khoon Pee Jaon ga 1st: Abey Me Nehar mei Naha Raha Tha Bhabi Ja Rahi Thi:-)

Lady Teacher: Zero me 1 Dalen to Kiya hota h?
Girl chup rhi,
Teacher: Ghussay Se Jawab do Zero me 1Dalen to kya hota h?
Girl: Miss Bohat Dard hota h.

Happy repbulic DAY
?????????????
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
##########
@@@@@@@@@@@@@
!!!!!!!!!!!!
=JAY HIND=
&&&&&&&&&&&&
************
>>
JAY BHARAT