Dec 20, 2013 SMS COLLECTION

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Where r u? U r u not...

Where r u? U r u not replying? I m worried coz todays paper I read that due 2 thunder a monkey has been severely injured. So if u r safe, SMS me immediately.

By: Sanjay Jaluthriya
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

1 day a monkey looke...

1 day a monkey looked into mirror & said,
"Oh my ugly face, fat nose" nd killed himself.
Promise me u will not look into mirror, coz I dont wanna loose u

By: Sanjay Jaluthriya
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Flowers+butterfly = ...

Flowers+butterfly = A beautiful scene.
Stars+moon = A romantic night.
Rain+monsoon = A lovely weather.
U+ur smile = Bhaago Bhoot aaya.

By: Sanjay Jaluthriya
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

My wife and I took o...

My wife and I took out life insurance policies on each other -- so now it's just a waiting game

By: Sam
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Different Phases of ...

Different Phases of a man:
After engagement: Superman
After Marriage: Gentleman
After 10 years: Watchman
After 20 years: Doberman

By: Sam
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

There is only one pe...

There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it. There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbour has it.

By: Sam
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

A man who surrenders...

A man who surrenders when he's WRONG, is HONEST.
A man who surrenders when he's NOT SURE, is WISE.
A man who surrenders when he's RIGHT, is a HUSBAND

By: Sam
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Man receives telegra...

Man receives telegram:
Wife dead-should be buried or cremated?
Man: Don't take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash

By: Sam
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Husband wife hotel m...

Husband wife hotel m gaye tabhi 1 lady ne
Hello kha,
Wife- kaun thi wo?
Hus-Tum dimag kharab mat kro, m pehle hi pareshan hu ki woh bhi Yehi puchegi

By: Sandeep
Category: JOKES (PATI-PATNI)

Prospective husband:...

Prospective husband: Do you have a book called 'Man, The Master of Women'?

Salesgirl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir.

By: Sandeep
Category: JOKES (PATI-PATNI)

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Dec 20, 2013 SMS COLLECTION

Where r u? U r u not...

Where r u? U r u not replying? I m worried coz todays paper I read that due 2 thunder a monkey has been severely injured. So if u r safe, SMS me immediately.

1 day a monkey looke...

1 day a monkey looked into mirror & said,
"Oh my ugly face, fat nose" nd killed himself.
Promise me u will not look into mirror, coz I dont wanna loose u

Flowers+butterfly = ...

Flowers+butterfly = A beautiful scene.
Stars+moon = A romantic night.
Rain+monsoon = A lovely weather.
U+ur smile = Bhaago Bhoot aaya.

My wife and I took o...

My wife and I took out life insurance policies on each other -- so now it's just a waiting game

Different Phases of ...

Different Phases of a man:
After engagement: Superman
After Marriage: Gentleman
After 10 years: Watchman
After 20 years: Doberman

There is only one pe...

There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it. There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbour has it.

A man who surrenders...

A man who surrenders when he's WRONG, is HONEST.
A man who surrenders when he's NOT SURE, is WISE.
A man who surrenders when he's RIGHT, is a HUSBAND

Man receives telegra...

Man receives telegram:
Wife dead-should be buried or cremated?
Man: Don't take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash

Husband wife hotel m...

Husband wife hotel m gaye tabhi 1 lady ne
Hello kha,
Wife- kaun thi wo?
Hus-Tum dimag kharab mat kro, m pehle hi pareshan hu ki woh bhi Yehi puchegi

Prospective husband:...

Prospective husband: Do you have a book called 'Man, The Master of Women'?

Salesgirl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir.

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Dec 20, 2013 SMS COLLECTION

Where r u? U r u not...

Where r u? U r u not replying? I m worried coz todays paper I read that due 2 thunder a monkey has been severely injured. So if u r safe, SMS me immediately.

1 day a monkey looke...

1 day a monkey looked into mirror & said, "Oh my ugly face, fat nose" nd killed himself. Promise me u will not look into mirror, coz I dont wanna loose u

Flowers+butterfly = ...

Flowers+butterfly = A beautiful scene. Stars+moon = A romantic night. Rain+monsoon = A lovely weather. U+ur smile = Bhaago Bhoot aaya.

My wife and I took o...

My wife and I took out life insurance policies on each other -- so now it's just a waiting game

Different Phases of ...

Different Phases of a man: After engagement: Superman After Marriage: Gentleman After 10 years: Watchman After 20 years: Doberman

There is only one pe...

There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it. There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbour has it.

A man who surrenders...

A man who surrenders when he's WRONG, is HONEST. A man who surrenders when he's NOT SURE, is WISE. A man who surrenders when he's RIGHT, is a HUSBAND

Man receives telegra...

Man receives telegram: Wife dead-should be buried or cremated? Man: Don't take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash

Husband wife hotel m...

Husband wife hotel m gaye tabhi 1 lady ne Hello kha, Wife- kaun thi wo? Hus-Tum dimag kharab mat kro, m pehle hi pareshan hu ki woh bhi Yehi puchegi

Prospective husband:...

Prospective husband: Do you have a book called 'Man, The Master of Women'? Salesgirl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir.

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1 day a monkey looked into mirror & said,
"Oh my ugly face, fat nose" nd killed himself.
Promise me u will not look into mirror, coz I dont wanna loose u

Flowers+butterfly = A beautiful scene.
Stars+moon = A romantic night.
Rain+monsoon = A lovely weather.
U+ur smile = Bhaago Bhoot aaya.

Different Phases of a man:
After engagement: Superman
After Marriage: Gentleman
After 10 years: Watchman
After 20 years: Doberman

A man who surrenders when he's WRONG, is HONEST.
A man who surrenders when he's NOT SURE, is WISE.
A man who surrenders when he's RIGHT, is a HUSBAND

Man receives telegram:
Wife dead-should be buried or cremated?
Man: Don't take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash

Husband wife hotel m gaye tabhi 1 lady ne
Hello kha,
Wife- kaun thi wo?
Hus-Tum dimag kharab mat kro, m pehle hi pareshan hu ki woh bhi Yehi puchegi

Prospective husband: Do you have a book called 'Man, The Master of Women'?

Salesgirl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir.