Nov 30, 2013 SMS COLLECTION

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Q: Does love deserve...

Q: Does love deserve overtime & hazard pay?

A: Yes!Coz it works in deep & mostly in night shifts!

By: Anup Sahni
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

Q: What did the Tsun...

Q: What did the Tsunami say to the Coconut Tree?
A: You better hold on to your nuts baby, this is
no ordinary blow job.

By: Anup Sahni
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

A Sex expert was onc...

A Sex expert was once asked whether a rape is possible while running. No, he replied, woman can run faster with her skirt up than a man with his pants down.

By: Anup Sahni
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

Why women love gold ...

Why women love gold more than men? Because gold has 24 carrot whereas man has only one carrot.

By: Anup Sahni
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

Doctor advised a pat...

Doctor advised a patient: Dabaa ka dhoodh pio
Patient: Doctor sb, dhoodh tu
main khoob peeta hoon per
woh dabaa ne nahi deti!

By: Anup Sahni
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

A lady to another la...

A lady to another lady: Jab tera divorce hua tha tab to ek hi baccha tha aur ab 3 kaise?
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She says: Woh kabhi kabhi maafi maangne aa jate they..!!

By: Anup Sahni
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

Jin Ke Pass Hota H W...

Jin Ke Pass Hota H Wo Hath Me Le Kar Helaten H, Jin Ke Pass Nhi H Vo Ungli Dal Kar Kaam Chalaten H, Bolo Kya ??
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Dirty Mind Its ToothBrush.

By: Anup Sahni
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

Khamosh Guzar Jaate ...

Khamosh Guzar Jaate Hai Wo Kareeb Se,
SawaaL Uthte Hai Ajeeb Se,
Wo Khafa Hai Ya Ye Unki Ada Hai,
Shikaayat Bhi Kya Kare Apney Naseeb Se.

By: Khuman
Category: LOVE/FRIENDSHIP (LOVE)

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Nov 30, 2013 SMS COLLECTION

Q: Does love deserve...

Q: Does love deserve overtime & hazard pay?

A: Yes!Coz it works in deep & mostly in night shifts!

Q: What did the Tsun...

Q: What did the Tsunami say to the Coconut Tree?
A: You better hold on to your nuts baby, this is
no ordinary blow job.

A Sex expert was onc...

A Sex expert was once asked whether a rape is possible while running. No, he replied, woman can run faster with her skirt up than a man with his pants down.

Why women love gold ...

Why women love gold more than men? Because gold has 24 carrot whereas man has only one carrot.

Doctor advised a pat...

Doctor advised a patient: Dabaa ka dhoodh pio
Patient: Doctor sb, dhoodh tu
main khoob peeta hoon per
woh dabaa ne nahi deti!

A lady to another la...

A lady to another lady: Jab tera divorce hua tha tab to ek hi baccha tha aur ab 3 kaise?
.
.
.
.
She says: Woh kabhi kabhi maafi maangne aa jate they..!!

Jin Ke Pass Hota H W...

Jin Ke Pass Hota H Wo Hath Me Le Kar Helaten H, Jin Ke Pass Nhi H Vo Ungli Dal Kar Kaam Chalaten H, Bolo Kya ??
.
.
.
Dirty Mind Its ToothBrush.

Khamosh Guzar Jaate ...

Khamosh Guzar Jaate Hai Wo Kareeb Se,
SawaaL Uthte Hai Ajeeb Se,
Wo Khafa Hai Ya Ye Unki Ada Hai,
Shikaayat Bhi Kya Kare Apney Naseeb Se.

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Nov 30, 2013 SMS COLLECTION

Q: Does love deserve...

Q: Does love deserve overtime & hazard pay? A: Yes!Coz it works in deep & mostly in night shifts!

Q: What did the Tsun...

Q: What did the Tsunami say to the Coconut Tree? A: You better hold on to your nuts baby, this is no ordinary blow job.

A Sex expert was onc...

A Sex expert was once asked whether a rape is possible while running. No, he replied, woman can run faster with her skirt up than a man with his pants down.

Why women love gold ...

Why women love gold more than men? Because gold has 24 carrot whereas man has only one carrot.

Doctor advised a pat...

Doctor advised a patient: Dabaa ka dhoodh pio Patient: Doctor sb, dhoodh tu main khoob peeta hoon per woh dabaa ne nahi deti!

A lady to another la...

A lady to another lady: Jab tera divorce hua tha tab to ek hi baccha tha aur ab 3 kaise? . . . . She says: Woh kabhi kabhi maafi maangne aa jate they..!!

Jin Ke Pass Hota H W...

Jin Ke Pass Hota H Wo Hath Me Le Kar Helaten H, Jin Ke Pass Nhi H Vo Ungli Dal Kar Kaam Chalaten H, Bolo Kya ?? . . . Dirty Mind Its ToothBrush.

Khamosh Guzar Jaate ...

Khamosh Guzar Jaate Hai Wo Kareeb Se, SawaaL Uthte Hai Ajeeb Se, Wo Khafa Hai Ya Ye Unki Ada Hai, Shikaayat Bhi Kya Kare Apney Naseeb Se.

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Q: Does love deserve overtime & hazard pay?

A: Yes!Coz it works in deep & mostly in night shifts!

Q: What did the Tsunami say to the Coconut Tree?
A: You better hold on to your nuts baby, this is
no ordinary blow job.

Doctor advised a patient: Dabaa ka dhoodh pio
Patient: Doctor sb, dhoodh tu
main khoob peeta hoon per
woh dabaa ne nahi deti!

A lady to another lady: Jab tera divorce hua tha tab to ek hi baccha tha aur ab 3 kaise?
.
.
.
.
She says: Woh kabhi kabhi maafi maangne aa jate they..!!

Jin Ke Pass Hota H Wo Hath Me Le Kar Helaten H, Jin Ke Pass Nhi H Vo Ungli Dal Kar Kaam Chalaten H, Bolo Kya ??
.
.
.
Dirty Mind Its ToothBrush.

Khamosh Guzar Jaate Hai Wo Kareeb Se,
SawaaL Uthte Hai Ajeeb Se,
Wo Khafa Hai Ya Ye Unki Ada Hai,
Shikaayat Bhi Kya Kare Apney Naseeb Se.