Nov 29, 2013 SMS COLLECTION

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Ek aurat saheli se: ...

Ek aurat saheli se: Mujhe bachcha nahi ho raha!
Saheli: Tumhara pati namard hoga..?
Aurat: Mera Pati kya,
mujhe to tumhara pati bhi namard hi lagta hai.

By: Dev
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

Agar aadhi raat ko a...

Agar aadhi raat ko aapka dil kare aur biwi ka mood na ho
To
Biwi ko tang na kare
.
Khud uthkar apne hath se
.
Pani pee lein!
Ek bar fir aapki soch ko sal

By: Dev
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

Boy to Girlfriend: ...

Boy to Girlfriend:
Meri us jagah hath lago jahan haddi na ho.

Ladki haste hue: Chal fir nikaal bahar,
Pakdu??

.

.

.

.

.

Teri Zubaan Ko.

By: Dev
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

Santa ne blood se ap...

Santa ne blood se apni girlrfrd ka naam hath par likha.
5 min baad jor jor se rone laga.
Banta: kyu rote ho.?
Santa: bhench*d LADO ki jagah LODA likh liya.

By: Dev
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

EXAM Aur SEX ke baad...

EXAM Aur SEX ke baad ladkiyan kaisa mehsoos karti hai!
1. Kitna LAMBA tha,
2. Kash thoda TIME aur mil jata,
3. Pehle DARR lag raha tha, par kitna EASY gaya.

By: Dev
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

Teacher: What is lov...

Teacher: What is love?

.

.

Student:
'L' ko hath m lekar
'O' ko dabate hue
'V' me dalte waqt jo
'E' ki aawaz nikalti h
use hi LOVE kahte h.

By: Dev
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

Kahte hain. Shaad...

Kahte hain.

Shaadi ki gaantth to aasman mein hi bandh jati hai.

Insan to sirf petikot salwar bra ki
gaantthe kholne ke liye hi zamin par bheja jaata hai.

By: Dev
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

Mam: Agar me teri ma...

Mam: Agar me teri maa ban jauto tuje 2 din me sudhar du!
Golu: madam me abhi jake
apne bapu ko btata hu ki..
bapu teri lotery lgne wali hai.

By: Dev
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

Ek Ladka aur ek Ladk...

Ek Ladka aur ek Ladki ki shaadi hui

Aap yakeen nahi karoge ke doosrey din hi

Unka Bachaa hua

.
.

khana kharab ho gaya

Fridge me nahi rakha tha na!

By: Dev
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

Joy was on Christ, L...

Joy was on Christ, Love was on mas,
so let all of this found u anywhere u are this lovely season.
Merry X Mas and Happy New Year !

By: Sam
Category: FESTIVALS (CHRISTMAS)

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Nov 29, 2013 SMS COLLECTION

Ek aurat saheli se: ...

Ek aurat saheli se: Mujhe bachcha nahi ho raha!
Saheli: Tumhara pati namard hoga..?
Aurat: Mera Pati kya,
mujhe to tumhara pati bhi namard hi lagta hai.

Agar aadhi raat ko a...

Agar aadhi raat ko aapka dil kare aur biwi ka mood na ho
To
Biwi ko tang na kare
.
Khud uthkar apne hath se
.
Pani pee lein!
Ek bar fir aapki soch ko sal

Boy to Girlfriend: ...

Boy to Girlfriend:
Meri us jagah hath lago jahan haddi na ho.

Ladki haste hue: Chal fir nikaal bahar,
Pakdu??

.

.

.

.

.

Teri Zubaan Ko.

Santa ne blood se ap...

Santa ne blood se apni girlrfrd ka naam hath par likha.
5 min baad jor jor se rone laga.
Banta: kyu rote ho.?
Santa: bhench*d LADO ki jagah LODA likh liya.

EXAM Aur SEX ke baad...

EXAM Aur SEX ke baad ladkiyan kaisa mehsoos karti hai!
1. Kitna LAMBA tha,
2. Kash thoda TIME aur mil jata,
3. Pehle DARR lag raha tha, par kitna EASY gaya.

Teacher: What is lov...

Teacher: What is love?

.

.

Student:
'L' ko hath m lekar
'O' ko dabate hue
'V' me dalte waqt jo
'E' ki aawaz nikalti h
use hi LOVE kahte h.

Kahte hain. Shaad...

Kahte hain.

Shaadi ki gaantth to aasman mein hi bandh jati hai.

Insan to sirf petikot salwar bra ki
gaantthe kholne ke liye hi zamin par bheja jaata hai.

Mam: Agar me teri ma...

Mam: Agar me teri maa ban jauto tuje 2 din me sudhar du!
Golu: madam me abhi jake
apne bapu ko btata hu ki..
bapu teri lotery lgne wali hai.

Ek Ladka aur ek Ladk...

Ek Ladka aur ek Ladki ki shaadi hui

Aap yakeen nahi karoge ke doosrey din hi

Unka Bachaa hua

.
.

khana kharab ho gaya

Fridge me nahi rakha tha na!

Joy was on Christ, L...

Joy was on Christ, Love was on mas,
so let all of this found u anywhere u are this lovely season.
Merry X Mas and Happy New Year !

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Nov 29, 2013 SMS COLLECTION

Ek aurat saheli se: ...

Ek aurat saheli se: Mujhe bachcha nahi ho raha! Saheli: Tumhara pati namard hoga..? Aurat: Mera Pati kya, mujhe to tumhara pati bhi namard hi lagta hai.

Agar aadhi raat ko a...

Agar aadhi raat ko aapka dil kare aur biwi ka mood na ho To Biwi ko tang na kare . Khud uthkar apne hath se . Pani pee lein! Ek bar fir aapki soch ko sal

Boy to Girlfriend: ...

Boy to Girlfriend: Meri us jagah hath lago jahan haddi na ho. Ladki haste hue: Chal fir nikaal bahar, Pakdu?? . . . . . Teri Zubaan Ko.

Santa ne blood se ap...

Santa ne blood se apni girlrfrd ka naam hath par likha. 5 min baad jor jor se rone laga. Banta: kyu rote ho.? Santa: bhench*d LADO ki jagah LODA likh liya.

EXAM Aur SEX ke baad...

EXAM Aur SEX ke baad ladkiyan kaisa mehsoos karti hai! 1. Kitna LAMBA tha, 2. Kash thoda TIME aur mil jata, 3. Pehle DARR lag raha tha, par kitna EASY gaya.

Teacher: What is lov...

Teacher: What is love? . . Student: 'L' ko hath m lekar 'O' ko dabate hue 'V' me dalte waqt jo 'E' ki aawaz nikalti h use hi LOVE kahte h.

Kahte hain. Shaad...

Kahte hain. Shaadi ki gaantth to aasman mein hi bandh jati hai. Insan to sirf petikot salwar bra ki gaantthe kholne ke liye hi zamin par bheja jaata hai.

Mam: Agar me teri ma...

Mam: Agar me teri maa ban jauto tuje 2 din me sudhar du! Golu: madam me abhi jake apne bapu ko btata hu ki.. bapu teri lotery lgne wali hai.

Ek Ladka aur ek Ladk...

Ek Ladka aur ek Ladki ki shaadi hui Aap yakeen nahi karoge ke doosrey din hi Unka Bachaa hua . . khana kharab ho gaya Fridge me nahi rakha tha na!

Joy was on Christ, L...

Joy was on Christ, Love was on mas, so let all of this found u anywhere u are this lovely season. Merry X Mas and Happy New Year !

MrPopat Services

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Follow Us

Translate Page To Your Favourite Language

Ek aurat saheli se: Mujhe bachcha nahi ho raha!
Saheli: Tumhara pati namard hoga..?
Aurat: Mera Pati kya,
mujhe to tumhara pati bhi namard hi lagta hai.

Agar aadhi raat ko aapka dil kare aur biwi ka mood na ho
To
Biwi ko tang na kare
.
Khud uthkar apne hath se
.
Pani pee lein!
Ek bar fir aapki soch ko sal

Boy to Girlfriend:
Meri us jagah hath lago jahan haddi na ho.

Ladki haste hue: Chal fir nikaal bahar,
Pakdu??

.

.

.

.

.

Teri Zubaan Ko.

Santa ne blood se apni girlrfrd ka naam hath par likha.
5 min baad jor jor se rone laga.
Banta: kyu rote ho.?
Santa: bhench*d LADO ki jagah LODA likh liya.

EXAM Aur SEX ke baad ladkiyan kaisa mehsoos karti hai!
1. Kitna LAMBA tha,
2. Kash thoda TIME aur mil jata,
3. Pehle DARR lag raha tha, par kitna EASY gaya.

Teacher: What is love?

.

.

Student:
'L' ko hath m lekar
'O' ko dabate hue
'V' me dalte waqt jo
'E' ki aawaz nikalti h
use hi LOVE kahte h.

Kahte hain.

Shaadi ki gaantth to aasman mein hi bandh jati hai.

Insan to sirf petikot salwar bra ki
gaantthe kholne ke liye hi zamin par bheja jaata hai.

Mam: Agar me teri maa ban jauto tuje 2 din me sudhar du!
Golu: madam me abhi jake
apne bapu ko btata hu ki..
bapu teri lotery lgne wali hai.

Ek Ladka aur ek Ladki ki shaadi hui

Aap yakeen nahi karoge ke doosrey din hi

Unka Bachaa hua

.
.

khana kharab ho gaya

Fridge me nahi rakha tha na!

Joy was on Christ, Love was on mas,
so let all of this found u anywhere u are this lovely season.
Merry X Mas and Happy New Year !