Nov 27, 2013 SMS COLLECTION

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SUHAAG rat thi SA...

SUHAAG rat thi

SAAS ne darwaza Khadkaya
DULHAN bhagkar parde ke piche CHHUP gayi

Dulha: Darti KYON ho MAA hai

Dulhan: Oh Mujhe laga aj fir
RAID pad gayi

By: Dev
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

Wife: I Am Pregnant....

Wife: I Am Pregnant.
Santa: Par Main To England Me Tha
Wife: Aapki Photo Thi Na
Santa: Ullu Mat Bana Kamini,
Photo To Kamar Tak Hi Thi.

By: Dev
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

Aaj Bus Me Meine 1 L...

Aaj Bus Me Meine 1 Ladki Fasai
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Us K Pas Ticket Nhi Tha,

By: Dev
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

1. Open the Zip 2...

1. Open the Zip

2. Insert ur Hand.

3. Slowly take out.

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Pen & Paper from Bag & write
"HARI OM" 1001 T

By: Dev
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

Fast Faster Fastes...

Fast
Faster
Fastest
Forms Ko Hindi Me Kaise Kahenge ??
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Studnet:
Bhaag
Tezz Bhaag
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Bhaag Teri Maa Kiâ€¦

Teachar Shocked â€“ student Rocked

By: Dev
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

Gum ke sagar me khab...

Gum ke sagar me khabhi doob najana,
Manjil na payo toh toot na jana,
Zindgi me agar dost ki kami mehsush ho
Toh hum jinda ye bhool na jaana..

By: Dev
Category: LOVE/FRIENDSHIP (LOVE)

Haseeno ka kafila ma...

Haseeno ka kafila masjid ki aur ja raha tha,
hamne bula liya.
Hum toh barbad ho chuke the sanam,
Khuda ko barbad hone se bacha liya

By: Dev
Category: LOVE/FRIENDSHIP (LOVE)

Santa at petrol pump...

Santa at petrol pump
Bhai 1rs ka petrol dal do
Salesman: Bhai itna sara petrol
dalva ke kahan jana hai?
Santa: Jana kahan hai hum
to aise hi paise urate hain

By: Dev
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa pe bijli ki ta...

Santa pe bijli ki taar gir gayi
Santa tadap tadap ke mrne hi wala tha.
ki
Use yaad aya.
bijli to 2 din se bnd hai,
wapas uth gaya or bola
Sala! dara diya..!

By: Dev
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa looking at air...

Santa looking at air hostessâ€™s
name plate above her left bo*b.. KOMAL!
With lots of confusion, he asked her..
Doosra waala KADAK hai kya?

By: Dev
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

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Nov 27, 2013 SMS COLLECTION

SUHAAG rat thi SA...

SUHAAG rat thi

SAAS ne darwaza Khadkaya
DULHAN bhagkar parde ke piche CHHUP gayi

Dulha: Darti KYON ho MAA hai

Dulhan: Oh Mujhe laga aj fir
RAID pad gayi

Wife: I Am Pregnant....

Wife: I Am Pregnant.
Santa: Par Main To England Me Tha
Wife: Aapki Photo Thi Na
Santa: Ullu Mat Bana Kamini,
Photo To Kamar Tak Hi Thi.

Aaj Bus Me Meine 1 L...

Aaj Bus Me Meine 1 Ladki Fasai
.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

Us K Pas Ticket Nhi Tha,

1. Open the Zip 2...

1. Open the Zip

2. Insert ur Hand.

3. Slowly take out.

.

.

.

.

.

..
.
.

.
Pen & Paper from Bag & write
"HARI OM" 1001 T

Fast Faster Fastes...

Fast
Faster
Fastest
Forms Ko Hindi Me Kaise Kahenge ??
.
.
.
Studnet:
Bhaag
Tezz Bhaag
.
.
.
Bhaag Teri Maa Kiâ€¦

Teachar Shocked â€“ student Rocked

Gum ke sagar me khab...

Gum ke sagar me khabhi doob najana,
Manjil na payo toh toot na jana,
Zindgi me agar dost ki kami mehsush ho
Toh hum jinda ye bhool na jaana..

Haseeno ka kafila ma...

Haseeno ka kafila masjid ki aur ja raha tha,
hamne bula liya.
Hum toh barbad ho chuke the sanam,
Khuda ko barbad hone se bacha liya

Santa at petrol pump...

Santa at petrol pump
Bhai 1rs ka petrol dal do
Salesman: Bhai itna sara petrol
dalva ke kahan jana hai?
Santa: Jana kahan hai hum
to aise hi paise urate hain

Santa pe bijli ki ta...

Santa pe bijli ki taar gir gayi
Santa tadap tadap ke mrne hi wala tha.
ki
Use yaad aya.
bijli to 2 din se bnd hai,
wapas uth gaya or bola
Sala! dara diya..!

Santa looking at air...

Santa looking at air hostessâ€™s
name plate above her left bo*b.. KOMAL!
With lots of confusion, he asked her..
Doosra waala KADAK hai kya?

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Nov 27, 2013 SMS COLLECTION

SUHAAG rat thi SA...

SUHAAG rat thi SAAS ne darwaza Khadkaya DULHAN bhagkar parde ke piche CHHUP gayi Dulha: Darti KYON ho MAA hai Dulhan: Oh Mujhe laga aj fir RAID pad gayi

Wife: I Am Pregnant....

Wife: I Am Pregnant. Santa: Par Main To England Me Tha Wife: Aapki Photo Thi Na Santa: Ullu Mat Bana Kamini, Photo To Kamar Tak Hi Thi.

Aaj Bus Me Meine 1 L...

Aaj Bus Me Meine 1 Ladki Fasai . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Us K Pas Ticket Nhi Tha,

1. Open the Zip 2...

1. Open the Zip 2. Insert ur Hand. 3. Slowly take out. . . . . . .. . . . Pen & Paper from Bag & write "HARI OM" 1001 T

Fast Faster Fastes...

Fast Faster Fastest Forms Ko Hindi Me Kaise Kahenge ?? . . . Studnet: Bhaag Tezz Bhaag . . . Bhaag Teri Maa Kiâ€¦ Teachar Shocked â€“ student Rocked

Gum ke sagar me khab...

Gum ke sagar me khabhi doob najana, Manjil na payo toh toot na jana, Zindgi me agar dost ki kami mehsush ho Toh hum jinda ye bhool na jaana..

Haseeno ka kafila ma...

Haseeno ka kafila masjid ki aur ja raha tha, hamne bula liya. Hum toh barbad ho chuke the sanam, Khuda ko barbad hone se bacha liya

Santa at petrol pump...

Santa at petrol pump Bhai 1rs ka petrol dal do Salesman: Bhai itna sara petrol dalva ke kahan jana hai? Santa: Jana kahan hai hum to aise hi paise urate hain

Santa pe bijli ki ta...

Santa pe bijli ki taar gir gayi Santa tadap tadap ke mrne hi wala tha. ki Use yaad aya. bijli to 2 din se bnd hai, wapas uth gaya or bola Sala! dara diya..!

Santa looking at air...

Santa looking at air hostessâ€™s name plate above her left bo*b.. KOMAL! With lots of confusion, he asked her.. Doosra waala KADAK hai kya?

MrPopat Services

Other Links

Follow Us

Translate Page To Your Favourite Language

SUHAAG rat thi

SAAS ne darwaza Khadkaya
DULHAN bhagkar parde ke piche CHHUP gayi

Dulha: Darti KYON ho MAA hai

Dulhan: Oh Mujhe laga aj fir
RAID pad gayi

Wife: I Am Pregnant.
Santa: Par Main To England Me Tha
Wife: Aapki Photo Thi Na
Santa: Ullu Mat Bana Kamini,
Photo To Kamar Tak Hi Thi.

Aaj Bus Me Meine 1 Ladki Fasai
.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

Us K Pas Ticket Nhi Tha,

1. Open the Zip

2. Insert ur Hand.

3. Slowly take out.

.

.

.

.

.

..
.
.

.
Pen & Paper from Bag & write
"HARI OM" 1001 T

Fast
Faster
Fastest
Forms Ko Hindi Me Kaise Kahenge ??
.
.
.
Studnet:
Bhaag
Tezz Bhaag
.
.
.
Bhaag Teri Maa Kiâ€¦

Teachar Shocked â€“ student Rocked

Gum ke sagar me khabhi doob najana,
Manjil na payo toh toot na jana,
Zindgi me agar dost ki kami mehsush ho
Toh hum jinda ye bhool na jaana..

Haseeno ka kafila masjid ki aur ja raha tha,
hamne bula liya.
Hum toh barbad ho chuke the sanam,
Khuda ko barbad hone se bacha liya

Santa at petrol pump
Bhai 1rs ka petrol dal do
Salesman: Bhai itna sara petrol
dalva ke kahan jana hai?
Santa: Jana kahan hai hum
to aise hi paise urate hain

Santa pe bijli ki taar gir gayi
Santa tadap tadap ke mrne hi wala tha.
ki
Use yaad aya.
bijli to 2 din se bnd hai,
wapas uth gaya or bola
Sala! dara diya..!

Santa looking at air hostessâ€™s
name plate above her left bo*b.. KOMAL!
With lots of confusion, he asked her..
Doosra waala KADAK hai kya?