Nov 19, 2013 SMS COLLECTION

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Bus M Bahut Crowd Th...

Bus M Bahut Crowd Tha
Aadmi: Madam Apne Santre Sambhal Ke Rakhiye!
Aurat: Tumhe Kya Problm H, Santre Mere H
Aadmi: Santre Apke H Pr Juice Mera Nikal Raha H

By: Vipul
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

Sardar:Will U Marry ...

Sardar:Will U Marry me?
Girl:Sorry I'm a Lesbian.
Sardar:"Whats Lesbian?"
Girl:"I have Sex only with Girls".
Sardar:"Maar Taali I'm also Lesbian"

By: Vipul
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

Every Garden must ha...

Every Garden must have a Rose.

Every Grass must have dew &

Every Person in the world

Must have a friend like you

Happy Friendship Day

By: Ramanjee
Category: LOVE/FRIENDSHIP (FRIENDSHIP)

A friend is one who ...

A friend is one who believes in you

when you have Ceased

To believe in yourself..

Happy Friendship Day

By: Ramanjee
Category: LOVE/FRIENDSHIP (FRIENDSHIP)

There is nothing mor...

There is nothing more i like

than sharing, chatting, nothing with you

you r my 24*7 hotline to happinessâ€¦

Happy Friendship Day

By: Ramanjee
Category: LOVE/FRIENDSHIP (FRIENDSHIP)

Dosti toh sirf ek it...

Dosti toh sirf ek ittefaaq hai,

Ye toh dilon ki mulaqaat hai,

Dosti nahi dekhti ki ye din hai ki raat,

Ismai to wafadari or jazbaat hai

By: Ramanjee
Category: LOVE/FRIENDSHIP (FRIENDSHIP)

Friendship is not hw...

Friendship is not hw u forget, bt hw u 4give

Not hw uu listen, bt hw u understand

Not hw u see, bt hw u feel,

Not hw u let go, bt hw u hold on

By: Ramanjee
Category: LOVE/FRIENDSHIP (FRIENDSHIP)

Raate Gumnam hoti ha...

Raate Gumnam hoti hai,

Din kisi k naam hota hai,

Hum jindagi kuch iss tarah jite hai,

ki har lamah dosto k naam hota hai..

By: Jagan
Category: LOVE/FRIENDSHIP (FRIENDSHIP)

A girl realizes the ...

A girl realizes the pain of break up only

When..

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She has to pay the pizza bill hers

By: Jagan
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Million dollar truth...

Million dollar truth..

"Wife is cute when she is mute"

and

"Hubby is honey when he gives money"

By: Jagan
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

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Nov 19, 2013 SMS COLLECTION

Bus M Bahut Crowd Th...

Bus M Bahut Crowd Tha
Aadmi: Madam Apne Santre Sambhal Ke Rakhiye!
Aurat: Tumhe Kya Problm H, Santre Mere H
Aadmi: Santre Apke H Pr Juice Mera Nikal Raha H

Sardar:Will U Marry ...

Sardar:Will U Marry me?
Girl:Sorry I'm a Lesbian.
Sardar:"Whats Lesbian?"
Girl:"I have Sex only with Girls".
Sardar:"Maar Taali I'm also Lesbian"

Every Garden must ha...

Every Garden must have a Rose.

Every Grass must have dew &

Every Person in the world

Must have a friend like you

Happy Friendship Day

A friend is one who ...

A friend is one who believes in you

when you have Ceased

To believe in yourself..

Happy Friendship Day

There is nothing mor...

There is nothing more i like

than sharing, chatting, nothing with you

you r my 24*7 hotline to happinessâ€¦

Happy Friendship Day

Dosti toh sirf ek it...

Dosti toh sirf ek ittefaaq hai,

Ye toh dilon ki mulaqaat hai,

Dosti nahi dekhti ki ye din hai ki raat,

Ismai to wafadari or jazbaat hai

Friendship is not hw...

Friendship is not hw u forget, bt hw u 4give

Not hw uu listen, bt hw u understand

Not hw u see, bt hw u feel,

Not hw u let go, bt hw u hold on

Raate Gumnam hoti ha...

Raate Gumnam hoti hai,

Din kisi k naam hota hai,

Hum jindagi kuch iss tarah jite hai,

ki har lamah dosto k naam hota hai..

A girl realizes the ...

A girl realizes the pain of break up only

When..

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

She has to pay the pizza bill hers

Million dollar truth...

Million dollar truth..

"Wife is cute when she is mute"

and

"Hubby is honey when he gives money"

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Nov 19, 2013 SMS COLLECTION

Bus M Bahut Crowd Th...

Bus M Bahut Crowd Tha Aadmi: Madam Apne Santre Sambhal Ke Rakhiye! Aurat: Tumhe Kya Problm H, Santre Mere H Aadmi: Santre Apke H Pr Juice Mera Nikal Raha H

Sardar:Will U Marry ...

Sardar:Will U Marry me? Girl:Sorry I'm a Lesbian. Sardar:"Whats Lesbian?" Girl:"I have Sex only with Girls". Sardar:"Maar Taali I'm also Lesbian"

Every Garden must ha...

Every Garden must have a Rose. Every Grass must have dew & Every Person in the world Must have a friend like you Happy Friendship Day

A friend is one who ...

A friend is one who believes in you when you have Ceased To believe in yourself.. Happy Friendship Day

There is nothing mor...

There is nothing more i like than sharing, chatting, nothing with you you r my 24*7 hotline to happinessâ€¦ Happy Friendship Day

Dosti toh sirf ek it...

Dosti toh sirf ek ittefaaq hai, Ye toh dilon ki mulaqaat hai, Dosti nahi dekhti ki ye din hai ki raat, Ismai to wafadari or jazbaat hai

Friendship is not hw...

Friendship is not hw u forget, bt hw u 4give Not hw uu listen, bt hw u understand Not hw u see, bt hw u feel, Not hw u let go, bt hw u hold on

Raate Gumnam hoti ha...

Raate Gumnam hoti hai, Din kisi k naam hota hai, Hum jindagi kuch iss tarah jite hai, ki har lamah dosto k naam hota hai..

A girl realizes the ...

A girl realizes the pain of break up only When.. . . . . . . . . . . . She has to pay the pizza bill hers

Million dollar truth...

Million dollar truth.. "Wife is cute when she is mute" and "Hubby is honey when he gives money"

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Bus M Bahut Crowd Tha
Aadmi: Madam Apne Santre Sambhal Ke Rakhiye!
Aurat: Tumhe Kya Problm H, Santre Mere H
Aadmi: Santre Apke H Pr Juice Mera Nikal Raha H

Sardar:Will U Marry me?
Girl:Sorry I'm a Lesbian.
Sardar:"Whats Lesbian?"
Girl:"I have Sex only with Girls".
Sardar:"Maar Taali I'm also Lesbian"

Every Garden must have a Rose.

Every Grass must have dew &

Every Person in the world

Must have a friend like you

Happy Friendship Day

A friend is one who believes in you

when you have Ceased

To believe in yourself..

Happy Friendship Day

There is nothing more i like

than sharing, chatting, nothing with you

you r my 24*7 hotline to happinessâ€¦

Happy Friendship Day

Dosti toh sirf ek ittefaaq hai,

Ye toh dilon ki mulaqaat hai,

Dosti nahi dekhti ki ye din hai ki raat,

Ismai to wafadari or jazbaat hai

Friendship is not hw u forget, bt hw u 4give

Not hw uu listen, bt hw u understand

Not hw u see, bt hw u feel,

Not hw u let go, bt hw u hold on

Raate Gumnam hoti hai,

Din kisi k naam hota hai,

Hum jindagi kuch iss tarah jite hai,

ki har lamah dosto k naam hota hai..

A girl realizes the pain of break up only

When..

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

She has to pay the pizza bill hers

Million dollar truth..

"Wife is cute when she is mute"

and

"Hubby is honey when he gives money"