Nov 4, 2013 SMS COLLECTION

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Why women love gold ...

Why women love gold more than men?
Because gold has 24 carrot whereas man has only one carrot.

By: Alvi
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Similarities btw BR@...

Similarities btw BR@ nd BAR.
Both hve same alphabets.
Both r drinkin zones.
Both hve restriction time of closing nd opening.
When open, both drive men crazy

By: Alvi
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

A lady to another la...

A lady to another lady: Jab tera divorce hua tha tab to 1 hi baccha tha or ab 3 kaise?
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She says: Woh kabhi kabhi maafi maangne aa jate they!!

By: Alvi
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

Q: Why did woman cri...

Q: Why did woman cricketer slap commentator?
A: Because commentator said: She is ready for the next delivery.

By: Alvi
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

pati: M tang aagya h...

pati: M tang aagya hun, Tm hmesha Mera Ghr,Meri Car he kehti rhti ho.
Kbhi Hmara b keh diya kro.
Ab Almaari m kya dhundh rhi ho?
Biwi: Hmari Brassier

By: Alvi
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Income Tax Officer H...

Income Tax Officer Hans Rha Tha
Clerk: Kya Hua?
Officer: Sunny Leon Ki File H.
Clerk: Toh?
Officer: Kapde Phenti Nahi H Aur Laundry Bill 11 Lacs

By: Alvi
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Mom: Y R U pregnant?...

Mom: Y R U pregnant?
Dughtr: This is our project in collge about "Miracle of Life"
Mom: Tell me who is he?
Dughtr:I dont knw, it was a group project

By: Alvi
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

May this auspicious ...

May this auspicious occasion bring you
all the prosperity and good luck in your way of life .
Happy Bhaiya Dooj to you..

By: Sanjay Jaluthriya
Category: FESTIVALS (BHAI DOOJ)

Bhai Dooj is just an...

Bhai Dooj is just an excuse for me to express myself:
You mean the world to me.
Happy Bhai Dooj to my SWEET BROTHER... :-)

By: Sanjay Jaluthriya
Category: FESTIVALS (BHAI DOOJ)

We gain and lose thi...

We gain and lose things everyday.
But trust me on onething.
You'll never lose me.
I will always be here.
Happy Bhai Dooj...!!

By: Sanjay Jaluthriya
Category: FESTIVALS (BHAI DOOJ)

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Nov 4, 2013 SMS COLLECTION

Why women love gold ...

Why women love gold more than men?
Because gold has 24 carrot whereas man has only one carrot.

Similarities btw BR@...

Similarities btw BR@ nd BAR.
Both hve same alphabets.
Both r drinkin zones.
Both hve restriction time of closing nd opening.
When open, both drive men crazy

A lady to another la...

A lady to another lady: Jab tera divorce hua tha tab to 1 hi baccha tha or ab 3 kaise?
.
.
.
.
She says: Woh kabhi kabhi maafi maangne aa jate they!!

Q: Why did woman cri...

Q: Why did woman cricketer slap commentator?
A: Because commentator said: She is ready for the next delivery.

pati: M tang aagya h...

pati: M tang aagya hun, Tm hmesha Mera Ghr,Meri Car he kehti rhti ho.
Kbhi Hmara b keh diya kro.
Ab Almaari m kya dhundh rhi ho?
Biwi: Hmari Brassier

Income Tax Officer H...

Income Tax Officer Hans Rha Tha
Clerk: Kya Hua?
Officer: Sunny Leon Ki File H.
Clerk: Toh?
Officer: Kapde Phenti Nahi H Aur Laundry Bill 11 Lacs

Mom: Y R U pregnant?...

Mom: Y R U pregnant?
Dughtr: This is our project in collge about "Miracle of Life"
Mom: Tell me who is he?
Dughtr:I dont knw, it was a group project

May this auspicious ...

May this auspicious occasion bring you
all the prosperity and good luck in your way of life .
Happy Bhaiya Dooj to you..

Bhai Dooj is just an...

Bhai Dooj is just an excuse for me to express myself:
You mean the world to me.
Happy Bhai Dooj to my SWEET BROTHER... :-)

We gain and lose thi...

We gain and lose things everyday.
But trust me on onething.
You'll never lose me.
I will always be here.
Happy Bhai Dooj...!!

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Nov 4, 2013 SMS COLLECTION

Why women love gold ...

Why women love gold more than men? Because gold has 24 carrot whereas man has only one carrot.

Similarities btw BR@...

Similarities btw BR@ nd BAR. Both hve same alphabets. Both r drinkin zones. Both hve restriction time of closing nd opening. When open, both drive men crazy

A lady to another la...

A lady to another lady: Jab tera divorce hua tha tab to 1 hi baccha tha or ab 3 kaise? . . . . She says: Woh kabhi kabhi maafi maangne aa jate they!!

Q: Why did woman cri...

Q: Why did woman cricketer slap commentator? A: Because commentator said: She is ready for the next delivery.

pati: M tang aagya h...

pati: M tang aagya hun, Tm hmesha Mera Ghr,Meri Car he kehti rhti ho. Kbhi Hmara b keh diya kro. Ab Almaari m kya dhundh rhi ho? Biwi: Hmari Brassier

Income Tax Officer H...

Income Tax Officer Hans Rha Tha Clerk: Kya Hua? Officer: Sunny Leon Ki File H. Clerk: Toh? Officer: Kapde Phenti Nahi H Aur Laundry Bill 11 Lacs

Mom: Y R U pregnant?...

Mom: Y R U pregnant? Dughtr: This is our project in collge about "Miracle of Life" Mom: Tell me who is he? Dughtr:I dont knw, it was a group project

May this auspicious ...

May this auspicious occasion bring you all the prosperity and good luck in your way of life . Happy Bhaiya Dooj to you..

Bhai Dooj is just an...

Bhai Dooj is just an excuse for me to express myself: You mean the world to me. Happy Bhai Dooj to my SWEET BROTHER... :-)

We gain and lose thi...

We gain and lose things everyday. But trust me on onething. You'll never lose me. I will always be here. Happy Bhai Dooj...!!

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Why women love gold more than men?
Because gold has 24 carrot whereas man has only one carrot.

Similarities btw BR@ nd BAR.
Both hve same alphabets.
Both r drinkin zones.
Both hve restriction time of closing nd opening.
When open, both drive men crazy

A lady to another lady: Jab tera divorce hua tha tab to 1 hi baccha tha or ab 3 kaise?
.
.
.
.
She says: Woh kabhi kabhi maafi maangne aa jate they!!

Q: Why did woman cricketer slap commentator?
A: Because commentator said: She is ready for the next delivery.

pati: M tang aagya hun, Tm hmesha Mera Ghr,Meri Car he kehti rhti ho.
Kbhi Hmara b keh diya kro.
Ab Almaari m kya dhundh rhi ho?
Biwi: Hmari Brassier

Income Tax Officer Hans Rha Tha
Clerk: Kya Hua?
Officer: Sunny Leon Ki File H.
Clerk: Toh?
Officer: Kapde Phenti Nahi H Aur Laundry Bill 11 Lacs

Mom: Y R U pregnant?
Dughtr: This is our project in collge about "Miracle of Life"
Mom: Tell me who is he?
Dughtr:I dont knw, it was a group project

May this auspicious occasion bring you
all the prosperity and good luck in your way of life .
Happy Bhaiya Dooj to you..

Bhai Dooj is just an excuse for me to express myself:
You mean the world to me.
Happy Bhai Dooj to my SWEET BROTHER... :-)

We gain and lose things everyday.
But trust me on onething.
You'll never lose me.
I will always be here.
Happy Bhai Dooj...!!