Girl to boy: Tum larkay kisi larki mei sub se pehlay kia daikhte ho ? Boy: Yeh tou depend karta hai k larki aa rahi hay ya ja rahi hai.
Usne utari saree fir aayi peticoat ki bari blouse to pahle hi diya tha utar ziyadah excited mat ho yaar yeh tha kapray sukhane ka taar !
Ladki: Tum Honeymoon k liye kha kha Gyi thi? Saheli: Shimla, Goa, Nanitaal. Ladki: Achhaa... kya kya dekha Wahan pe? Saheli: Sirf CEILING FAN!
Suhag raat ko dulha bola: Priye bolo, aaj tujhe chand pe le jaun ya taaron me? Dulhan: Pehle apna Rocket dikhao, phir decide karungi.
Wife: I Am Pregnant. Santa: Par Main To England Me Tha Wife: Aapki Photo Thi Na Santa: Ullu Mat Bana Kamini, Photo To Kamar Tak Hi Thi.
"Fast" "Faster" "Fastest" Forms Ko Hindi Me Kaise Kahenge.. ?? . . . Studnet: "Bhaag" "Tezz Bhaag" . . . Bhaag Teri Maa Ki.
DIFFRENT PHASES OF SEX LIFE: AGE 20: DIN RAAT, AGE 28: ROZ RAAT, AGE 38: JUMME RAAT, AGE 48: CHAND RAAT, AGE 58: ONLY JAZBAAT, AGE 68: GALAT BAAT.
