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Apr 25, 2013 SMS Collection
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Apr 25, 2013 SMS Collection
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Apr 25, 2013 SMS COLLECTION
UPLOAD SMS
One boy and one girl...
One boy and one girl making sex in a car
Girl: ooh aah
Ueema
Huum
Sss
Ufff
Ouch
Yeeh
Bas Na, ab 20 paise k sms m kya puri film dikhaun.
tharki saala!
By:
Rajat Mehta
Category:
JOKES
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Adult SMS
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Suhag raat ko Dulha ...
Suhag raat ko Dulha bola:
Janu botai Aaj tumhe Chand pr le jaun ya
Taaron mein
Dulhan sharma kar boli:
Aap ka Rocket dekh ke decide karoogi
By:
Rajat Mehta
Category:
JOKES
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Adult SMS
)
Height Of Being Posi...
Height Of Being Positive...
Girlfriend : Janu Meri Shaadi Pakki Ho Gai Hai....
Boyfriend : Chalo Acha Hai, Ab Condom K Bina Bhi Kr Sakty Hai =P =D
By:
Rajat Mehta
Category:
JOKES
(
Adult SMS
)
What is the opposite...
What is the opposite of laugh...?
Ans: SEX
How ?
Laugh is – ha ha ha ha ha
Sex is – ah ah ah ah ah....
By:
Rajat Mehta
Category:
JOKES
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Adult SMS
)
Hello G! URA, bol ...
Hello G!
URA,
bol raha hon
"KON BANAY GA CRORPATI SE"
ap ki girlfriend meray samnay baithi hain agli awaz un ki hogi!
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AAH aah Aah ahh..
By:
Rajat Mehta
Category:
JOKES
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Adult SMS
)
Mera number change h...
Mera number change ho gaya hai..
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UNDERWEAR ka .
Agr tujko mera purana UNDERWEAR chaiye ho to le jana.
Sharma mat pagal tu jigar hai apna..!
By:
Rajat Mehta
Category:
JOKES
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Adult SMS
)
Husband: ye lo sara ...
Husband: ye lo sara din lagaya, riksha chlaya, 400 kamaya or 350 ka tail lagaya. Wife:ye lo 2000 kamaya, 1 ghanta lagaya, or tail bhi usi ne lagaya.
By:
Rajat Mehta
Category:
JOKES
(
Adult SMS
)
Son meets Father in ...
Son meets Father in Heera Mandi..
Son: Papa ap or yahan?
Father: Bas beta ab 200 or 300 Rupay ki cheez k liye teri Maa k nakhray nahi uthaye jaate...!
By:
Rajat Mehta
Category:
JOKES
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Adult SMS
)
Doctor to Old Man! ...
Doctor to Old Man!
Baba ji Aapki Neeche Wali Dono Golian Nikalni Paraingi..
Baba: Nikaal lo Beta.!
Jab Bandooq hi Nahi Chalti tou goliyan kis kaam ki,
By:
Rajat Mehta
Category:
JOKES
(
Adult SMS
)
Best T-Shirt Quote O...
Best T-Shirt Quote Of The Year
I Don't Need Sex
My Study Fucks Me Everyday
By:
Rajat Mehta
Category:
JOKES
(
Adult SMS
)
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