Apr 28, 2012 SMS COLLECTION

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Kal raat 3 chor aaye...

Kal raat 3 chor aaye aur mera rape karke chale gaye.
Sardar: Tumne unhe roka nahi?
Sardarni: Bahot roka par bole ab aur taakat nahi hai, kal aayenge.

By: Harry
Category: JOKES (PATI-PATNI)

Baap- Tum Meri Beti ...

Baap- Tum Meri Beti Ko Kab se Pyar Karte Ho?
Ladka- 4 Month Se
Bap- Kaise yakin Karu
Ldka- Aur 5 Mahine Rukk Jaiye..

By: Harry
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

Ya'll are idiot...

Ya'll are idiots, they make costumes like these for dogs...it IS on him/her, look at the flash behind it on the wall (+919627277462)

By: Mgmh
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

See in the mirror an...

See in the mirror and say i am beautiful, but careful becoz lier's goes to hell.

By: Mgmh
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Carry A Heart that N...

Carry A Heart that Never Hates
Carry a Smile that Never Fades
Carry a Touch that never Hurts
Carry a Friendship that Never Fails!!
A Cheerful Morning To You!

By: Nidhi
Category: GREETINGS (GOOD MORNING)

Whatever happens 2 y...

Whatever happens 2 your day just relax & manage to make a smile.
Life is not a problem 2 be solved but a gift 2 be enjoyed.
Make every day your best day!
GM

By: Nidhi
Category: GREETINGS (GOOD MORNING)

Start your day with ...

Start your day with a "SMILE", Start your day with a "DREAM", Start your day with a "FUN", Start your day with my "LOVE". GOOD MORNING

By: Nidhi
Category: GREETINGS (GOOD MORNING)

Electronic Morning! ...

Electronic Morning! Disconnect ur sleep. Switch on ur concentration signal, amplify urself. In Short I wish u a "High Voltage Day." Good Morning G

By: Nidhi
Category: GREETINGS (GOOD MORNING)

A Morning is a Wonde...

A Morning is a Wonderful Blessing,
Either Cloudy or Sunny.
It stands for Hope,
giving us another start of what we call Life.
Have a Good Morning & Day!!

By: Nidhi
Category: GREETINGS (GOOD MORNING)

The first sunlight t...

The first sunlight to touch your face is My wishper to GOD to take care pf you.and to make ur day a PLEASANT 1.GOOD MORNING

By: Nidhi
Category: GREETINGS (GOOD MORNING)

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Apr 28, 2012 SMS COLLECTION

Kal raat 3 chor aaye...

Kal raat 3 chor aaye aur mera rape karke chale gaye.
Sardar: Tumne unhe roka nahi?
Sardarni: Bahot roka par bole ab aur taakat nahi hai, kal aayenge.

Baap- Tum Meri Beti ...

Baap- Tum Meri Beti Ko Kab se Pyar Karte Ho?
Ladka- 4 Month Se
Bap- Kaise yakin Karu
Ldka- Aur 5 Mahine Rukk Jaiye..

Ya'll are idiot...

Ya'll are idiots, they make costumes like these for dogs...it IS on him/her, look at the flash behind it on the wall (+919627277462)

See in the mirror an...

See in the mirror and say i am beautiful, but careful becoz lier's goes to hell.

Carry A Heart that N...

Carry A Heart that Never Hates
Carry a Smile that Never Fades
Carry a Touch that never Hurts
Carry a Friendship that Never Fails!!
A Cheerful Morning To You!

Whatever happens 2 y...

Whatever happens 2 your day just relax & manage to make a smile.
Life is not a problem 2 be solved but a gift 2 be enjoyed.
Make every day your best day!
GM

Start your day with ...

Start your day with a "SMILE", Start your day with a "DREAM", Start your day with a "FUN", Start your day with my "LOVE". GOOD MORNING

Electronic Morning! ...

Electronic Morning! Disconnect ur sleep. Switch on ur concentration signal, amplify urself. In Short I wish u a "High Voltage Day." Good Morning G

A Morning is a Wonde...

A Morning is a Wonderful Blessing,
Either Cloudy or Sunny.
It stands for Hope,
giving us another start of what we call Life.
Have a Good Morning & Day!!

The first sunlight t...

The first sunlight to touch your face is My wishper to GOD to take care pf you.and to make ur day a PLEASANT 1.GOOD MORNING

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Apr 28, 2012 SMS COLLECTION

Kal raat 3 chor aaye...

Kal raat 3 chor aaye aur mera rape karke chale gaye. Sardar: Tumne unhe roka nahi? Sardarni: Bahot roka par bole ab aur taakat nahi hai, kal aayenge.

Baap- Tum Meri Beti ...

Baap- Tum Meri Beti Ko Kab se Pyar Karte Ho? Ladka- 4 Month Se Bap- Kaise yakin Karu Ldka- Aur 5 Mahine Rukk Jaiye..

Ya'll are idiot...

Ya'll are idiots, they make costumes like these for dogs...it IS on him/her, look at the flash behind it on the wall (+919627277462)

See in the mirror an...

See in the mirror and say i am beautiful, but careful becoz lier's goes to hell.

Carry A Heart that N...

Carry A Heart that Never Hates Carry a Smile that Never Fades Carry a Touch that never Hurts Carry a Friendship that Never Fails!! A Cheerful Morning To You!

Whatever happens 2 y...

Whatever happens 2 your day just relax & manage to make a smile. Life is not a problem 2 be solved but a gift 2 be enjoyed. Make every day your best day! GM

Start your day with ...

Start your day with a "SMILE", Start your day with a "DREAM", Start your day with a "FUN", Start your day with my "LOVE". GOOD MORNING

Electronic Morning! ...

Electronic Morning! Disconnect ur sleep. Switch on ur concentration signal, amplify urself. In Short I wish u a "High Voltage Day." Good Morning G

A Morning is a Wonde...

A Morning is a Wonderful Blessing, Either Cloudy or Sunny. It stands for Hope, giving us another start of what we call Life. Have a Good Morning & Day!!

The first sunlight t...

The first sunlight to touch your face is My wishper to GOD to take care pf you.and to make ur day a PLEASANT 1.GOOD MORNING

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Kal raat 3 chor aaye aur mera rape karke chale gaye.
Sardar: Tumne unhe roka nahi?
Sardarni: Bahot roka par bole ab aur taakat nahi hai, kal aayenge.

Baap- Tum Meri Beti Ko Kab se Pyar Karte Ho?
Ladka- 4 Month Se
Bap- Kaise yakin Karu
Ldka- Aur 5 Mahine Rukk Jaiye..

Carry A Heart that Never Hates
Carry a Smile that Never Fades
Carry a Touch that never Hurts
Carry a Friendship that Never Fails!!
A Cheerful Morning To You!

Whatever happens 2 your day just relax & manage to make a smile.
Life is not a problem 2 be solved but a gift 2 be enjoyed.
Make every day your best day!
GM

A Morning is a Wonderful Blessing,
Either Cloudy or Sunny.
It stands for Hope,
giving us another start of what we call Life.
Have a Good Morning & Day!!