Sep 15, 2011 SMS COLLECTION

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Jis tarah ladkiyo ki...

Jis tarah ladkiyo ki sankhya ghat rahi hai ?
usse aane wale samay me marriage card kuch aise honge ?
.
.
.
.

" RAJU & BABLU"
weds
LEELA

By: Amit kumar
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Boy- apka naam kya h...

Boy- apka naam kya h?
Girl- pehan k batau ya dikha k ?
Boy- kya matlab ?
Girl- "PAYAL"
aur apka?
Boy- lekar batau ya dekar?
Girl- matlab?
Boy- "PAPPI"

By: Amit kumar
Category: JOKES (BLONDE)

Tune us ladki k liye...

Tune us ladki k liye
cigaret chhodi?-Ha
Daru chhod di?-Ha
Jua chhod diya?-Ha
To fir shaadi kyu nahi ki ?
Kyu ki itna sudhar gaya tha ki us se acchi mil gayi..

By: Amit kumar
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Girls r never wrong....

Girls r never wrong.
Just sumtimes confused, rude, stubborn,
senseless, silly, emotionless, unchangeable,
crazy, stupid, idiot n even mad, bt
NEVER WRONG.

By: Amit kumar
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

IIT exam, santa got ...

IIT exam, santa got 1 qustion
Prove Sin x = 6n
santa canceled 'n' from both the sides.
Then
six = 6
&
wrote "Kuch to standard rakha karo IIT ke question ka"

By: Amit kumar
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Sardar- I Love u.. P...

Sardar- I Love u.. Pls marry me..
Gir l- sorry.. m lesbian..
Sardar- lesbian what??
Girl- I like girls..
Sardar- ae le maar talli.....I M also lesbian.

By: Amit kumar
Category: JOKES (BLONDE)

Mandir se roj nayi c...

Mandir se roj nayi chappal pahen k aate ho Muft ka prasad bhi jeb bhar kar late ho Apko aap k huner ki kasam batao Mera sms kitno ko bhej kar naam kamate ho.

By: Amit kumar
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Na Puchh S@M@S Ki In...

Na Puchh S@M@S Ki Intiha Kahan Tak Hai.
Tu Paisa Bacha Teri Taqat Jahan Tak Hai.
Hame Tujhse SMS Ki Ummid Nahi.
Hame To Dekhna Hai Tu Kanjus Kahan Tak Hai.

By: Amit kumar
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

99 sal ka budha mr k...

99 sal ka budha mr k swarg pohncha
Wahan khubsurat pariyo ka dance dekh k bahut pachhtaya.
Bola-Baba Ramdev k chkkar me na pdta to kb ka yaha aa gya hota.

By: Amit kumar
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Superb Lines by Nepo...

Superb Lines by Nepolean:
" The Dream of a Man
&
The Tears of a woman
Can do anything in this World. " !

By: Amit kumar
Category: LOVE/FRIENDSHIP (LOVE QUOTES)

Sep 15, 2011 SMS COLLECTION

Jis tarah ladkiyo ki...

Jis tarah ladkiyo ki sankhya ghat rahi hai ?
usse aane wale samay me marriage card kuch aise honge ?
.
.
.
.

" RAJU & BABLU"
weds
LEELA

Boy- apka naam kya h...

Boy- apka naam kya h?
Girl- pehan k batau ya dikha k ?
Boy- kya matlab ?
Girl- "PAYAL"
aur apka?
Boy- lekar batau ya dekar?
Girl- matlab?
Boy- "PAPPI"

Tune us ladki k liye...

Tune us ladki k liye
cigaret chhodi?-Ha
Daru chhod di?-Ha
Jua chhod diya?-Ha
To fir shaadi kyu nahi ki ?
Kyu ki itna sudhar gaya tha ki us se acchi mil gayi..

Girls r never wrong....

Girls r never wrong.
Just sumtimes confused, rude, stubborn,
senseless, silly, emotionless, unchangeable,
crazy, stupid, idiot n even mad, bt
NEVER WRONG.

IIT exam, santa got ...

IIT exam, santa got 1 qustion
Prove Sin x = 6n
santa canceled 'n' from both the sides.
Then
six = 6
&
wrote "Kuch to standard rakha karo IIT ke question ka"

Sardar- I Love u.. P...

Sardar- I Love u.. Pls marry me..
Gir l- sorry.. m lesbian..
Sardar- lesbian what??
Girl- I like girls..
Sardar- ae le maar talli.....I M also lesbian.

Mandir se roj nayi c...

Mandir se roj nayi chappal pahen k aate ho Muft ka prasad bhi jeb bhar kar late ho Apko aap k huner ki kasam batao Mera sms kitno ko bhej kar naam kamate ho.

Na Puchh S@M@S Ki In...

Na Puchh S@M@S Ki Intiha Kahan Tak Hai.
Tu Paisa Bacha Teri Taqat Jahan Tak Hai.
Hame Tujhse SMS Ki Ummid Nahi.
Hame To Dekhna Hai Tu Kanjus Kahan Tak Hai.

99 sal ka budha mr k...

99 sal ka budha mr k swarg pohncha
Wahan khubsurat pariyo ka dance dekh k bahut pachhtaya.
Bola-Baba Ramdev k chkkar me na pdta to kb ka yaha aa gya hota.

Superb Lines by Nepo...

Superb Lines by Nepolean:
" The Dream of a Man
&
The Tears of a woman
Can do anything in this World. " !

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Sep 15, 2011 SMS COLLECTION

Jis tarah ladkiyo ki...

Jis tarah ladkiyo ki sankhya ghat rahi hai ? usse aane wale samay me marriage card kuch aise honge ? . . . . " RAJU & BABLU" weds LEELA

Boy- apka naam kya h...

Boy- apka naam kya h? Girl- pehan k batau ya dikha k ? Boy- kya matlab ? Girl- "PAYAL" aur apka? Boy- lekar batau ya dekar? Girl- matlab? Boy- "PAPPI"

Tune us ladki k liye...

Tune us ladki k liye cigaret chhodi?-Ha Daru chhod di?-Ha Jua chhod diya?-Ha To fir shaadi kyu nahi ki ? Kyu ki itna sudhar gaya tha ki us se acchi mil gayi..

Girls r never wrong....

Girls r never wrong. Just sumtimes confused, rude, stubborn, senseless, silly, emotionless, unchangeable, crazy, stupid, idiot n even mad, bt NEVER WRONG.

IIT exam, santa got ...

IIT exam, santa got 1 qustion Prove Sin x = 6n santa canceled 'n' from both the sides. Then six = 6 & wrote "Kuch to standard rakha karo IIT ke question ka"

Sardar- I Love u.. P...

Sardar- I Love u.. Pls marry me.. Gir l- sorry.. m lesbian.. Sardar- lesbian what?? Girl- I like girls.. Sardar- ae le maar talli.....I M also lesbian.

Mandir se roj nayi c...

Mandir se roj nayi chappal pahen k aate ho Muft ka prasad bhi jeb bhar kar late ho Apko aap k huner ki kasam batao Mera sms kitno ko bhej kar naam kamate ho.

Na Puchh S@M@S Ki In...

Na Puchh S@M@S Ki Intiha Kahan Tak Hai. Tu Paisa Bacha Teri Taqat Jahan Tak Hai. Hame Tujhse SMS Ki Ummid Nahi. Hame To Dekhna Hai Tu Kanjus Kahan Tak Hai.

99 sal ka budha mr k...

99 sal ka budha mr k swarg pohncha Wahan khubsurat pariyo ka dance dekh k bahut pachhtaya. Bola-Baba Ramdev k chkkar me na pdta to kb ka yaha aa gya hota.

Superb Lines by Nepo...

Superb Lines by Nepolean: " The Dream of a Man & The Tears of a woman Can do anything in this World. " !

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Jis tarah ladkiyo ki sankhya ghat rahi hai ?
usse aane wale samay me marriage card kuch aise honge ?
.
.
.
.

" RAJU & BABLU"
weds
LEELA

Boy- apka naam kya h?
Girl- pehan k batau ya dikha k ?
Boy- kya matlab ?
Girl- "PAYAL"
aur apka?
Boy- lekar batau ya dekar?
Girl- matlab?
Boy- "PAPPI"

Tune us ladki k liye
cigaret chhodi?-Ha
Daru chhod di?-Ha
Jua chhod diya?-Ha
To fir shaadi kyu nahi ki ?
Kyu ki itna sudhar gaya tha ki us se acchi mil gayi..

Girls r never wrong.
Just sumtimes confused, rude, stubborn,
senseless, silly, emotionless, unchangeable,
crazy, stupid, idiot n even mad, bt
NEVER WRONG.

IIT exam, santa got 1 qustion
Prove Sin x = 6n
santa canceled 'n' from both the sides.
Then
six = 6
&
wrote "Kuch to standard rakha karo IIT ke question ka"

Sardar- I Love u.. Pls marry me..
Gir l- sorry.. m lesbian..
Sardar- lesbian what??
Girl- I like girls..
Sardar- ae le maar talli.....I M also lesbian.

Na Puchh S@M@S Ki Intiha Kahan Tak Hai.
Tu Paisa Bacha Teri Taqat Jahan Tak Hai.
Hame Tujhse SMS Ki Ummid Nahi.
Hame To Dekhna Hai Tu Kanjus Kahan Tak Hai.

99 sal ka budha mr k swarg pohncha
Wahan khubsurat pariyo ka dance dekh k bahut pachhtaya.
Bola-Baba Ramdev k chkkar me na pdta to kb ka yaha aa gya hota.

Superb Lines by Nepolean:
" The Dream of a Man
&
The Tears of a woman
Can do anything in this World. " !