Jul 10, 2011 SMS COLLECTION

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Wife: Ã¢â‚¬Å...

Wife: ÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â€šÂ¬Ã…â€œWo samney sharabi dekh rahe ho? Maine usay 10 saal pehlay shadi se inkar kiya tha Aur aaj tak wo pi raha haiÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â€šÂ¬Ã‚Â Husband: ÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â€šÂ¬Ã…â€œWahÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â€šÂ¬Ã‚Â¦ ITNA LAMBA JASHANÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â€šÂ¬Ã‚Â!!!

By: Amit kumar
Category: JOKES (PATI-PATNI)

I need youÃ¢â‚�...

I need youÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â€šÂ¬Ã‚Â¦ I love youÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â€šÂ¬Ã‚Â¦ I canÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â€šÂ¬Ã¢â€žÂ¢t go anywhere without youÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â€šÂ¬Ã‚Â¦ Oh my lovelyÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â€šÂ¬Ã‚Â¦ ÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â€šÂ¬Ã‚Â¦ ÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â€šÂ¬Ã‚Â¦ ÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â€šÂ¬Ã‚Â¦ ÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â€šÂ¬Ã‚Â¦ ÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â€šÂ¬Ã‚Â¦ Shoes !

By: Amit kumar
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Santa ka radio khara...

Santa ka radio kharab ho gaya, Khol kar dekha toh andar chuha mara pada tha. Santa dekh kar bola, Yeh lo chalega kaise, sala singer toh mar gaya hai.

By: Amit kumar
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

PRINCIPAL: Agar koi ...

PRINCIPAL: Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein gaya toh first time 100 Rs fine, 2nd time 200 Rs. fine and 3rd time 500. MUNNA BHAI: Monthly paas ka kya lega Mamu!

By: Amit kumar
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Santa: Yaar yeh sura...

Santa: Yaar yeh suraj raat ko kaha jata hai? Banta: Yeh kahi nahi jata, Yahi rehta hai andhere ki wajah se dikhata nahi hai.

By: Amit kumar
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa: Yaar maine na...

Santa: Yaar maine naye detergent se apni shirt dhoyi aur woh chhoti ho gayi, ab kya karun? Banta: Usi detergent se ek baar khud naha leÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â€šÂ¬Ã‚Â¦

By: Amit kumar
Category: JOKES (BLONDE)

Santa: I tried ur nu...

Santa: I tried ur number so many times, it always said ÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â€šÂ¬Ã‹Å“Switched OffÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â€šÂ¬Ã¢â€žÂ¢!ÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â€šÂ¬Ã‚Â Banta: No! ItÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â€šÂ¬Ã¢â€žÂ¢s my HELLO TUNE!

By: Amit kumar
Category: JOKES (BLONDE)

Admi: Bhabhi ka kya ...

Admi: Bhabhi ka kya naam hai? Husband: Google !!! Admi: Yeh kesa naam hai? Husband: Sawaal aik karo, jawab 100 miltay hain:-D

By: Amit kumar
Category: JOKES (BLONDE)

Ek pathan dosre path...

Ek pathan dosre pathan se! Yar suna he 2012 tk duniya khatm hojye gi Dusra pathan: Asa nhi hoga me ne kal washing machine khridi hy us pe 2014 tk ki guarnty h

By: Amit kumar
Category: JOKES (BLONDE)

Subah sam tumko yaad...

Subah sam tumko yaad karte hain,sitaro mein tumhe dekha hain,magar hamare sapno mein kabhi mat ana coz hamein bhooton se bahut dur lagte h

By: Amit kumar
Category: JOKES (BLONDE)

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Jul 10, 2011 SMS COLLECTION

Wife: Ã¢â‚¬Å...

I need youÃ¢â‚�...

Santa ka radio khara...

Santa ka radio kharab ho gaya, Khol kar dekha toh andar chuha mara pada tha. Santa dekh kar bola, Yeh lo chalega kaise, sala singer toh mar gaya hai.

PRINCIPAL: Agar koi ...

PRINCIPAL: Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein gaya toh first time 100 Rs fine, 2nd time 200 Rs. fine and 3rd time 500. MUNNA BHAI: Monthly paas ka kya lega Mamu!

Santa: Yaar yeh sura...

Santa: Yaar yeh suraj raat ko kaha jata hai? Banta: Yeh kahi nahi jata, Yahi rehta hai andhere ki wajah se dikhata nahi hai.

Santa: Yaar maine na...

Santa: Yaar maine naye detergent se apni shirt dhoyi aur woh chhoti ho gayi, ab kya karun? Banta: Usi detergent se ek baar khud naha leÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â€šÂ¬Ã‚Â¦

Santa: I tried ur nu...

Santa: I tried ur number so many times, it always said ÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â€šÂ¬Ã‹Å“Switched OffÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â€šÂ¬Ã¢â€žÂ¢!ÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â€šÂ¬Ã‚Â Banta: No! ItÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â€šÂ¬Ã¢â€žÂ¢s my HELLO TUNE!

Admi: Bhabhi ka kya ...

Admi: Bhabhi ka kya naam hai? Husband: Google !!! Admi: Yeh kesa naam hai? Husband: Sawaal aik karo, jawab 100 miltay hain:-D

Ek pathan dosre path...

Ek pathan dosre pathan se! Yar suna he 2012 tk duniya khatm hojye gi Dusra pathan: Asa nhi hoga me ne kal washing machine khridi hy us pe 2014 tk ki guarnty h

Subah sam tumko yaad...

Subah sam tumko yaad karte hain,sitaro mein tumhe dekha hain,magar hamare sapno mein kabhi mat ana coz hamein bhooton se bahut dur lagte h

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Jul 10, 2011 SMS COLLECTION

Wife: Ã¢â‚¬Å...

I need youÃ¢â‚�...

Santa ka radio khara...

Santa ka radio kharab ho gaya, Khol kar dekha toh andar chuha mara pada tha. Santa dekh kar bola, Yeh lo chalega kaise, sala singer toh mar gaya hai.

PRINCIPAL: Agar koi ...

PRINCIPAL: Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein gaya toh first time 100 Rs fine, 2nd time 200 Rs. fine and 3rd time 500. MUNNA BHAI: Monthly paas ka kya lega Mamu!

Santa: Yaar yeh sura...

Santa: Yaar yeh suraj raat ko kaha jata hai? Banta: Yeh kahi nahi jata, Yahi rehta hai andhere ki wajah se dikhata nahi hai.

Santa: Yaar maine na...

Santa: Yaar maine naye detergent se apni shirt dhoyi aur woh chhoti ho gayi, ab kya karun? Banta: Usi detergent se ek baar khud naha leÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â€šÂ¬Ã‚Â¦

Santa: I tried ur nu...

Santa: I tried ur number so many times, it always said ÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â€šÂ¬Ã‹Å“Switched OffÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â€šÂ¬Ã¢â€žÂ¢!ÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â€šÂ¬Ã‚Â Banta: No! ItÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â€šÂ¬Ã¢â€žÂ¢s my HELLO TUNE!

Admi: Bhabhi ka kya ...

Admi: Bhabhi ka kya naam hai? Husband: Google !!! Admi: Yeh kesa naam hai? Husband: Sawaal aik karo, jawab 100 miltay hain:-D

Ek pathan dosre path...

Ek pathan dosre pathan se! Yar suna he 2012 tk duniya khatm hojye gi Dusra pathan: Asa nhi hoga me ne kal washing machine khridi hy us pe 2014 tk ki guarnty h

Subah sam tumko yaad...

Subah sam tumko yaad karte hain,sitaro mein tumhe dekha hain,magar hamare sapno mein kabhi mat ana coz hamein bhooton se bahut dur lagte h

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Santa: I tried ur number so many times, it always said ÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â€šÂ¬Ã‹Å“Switched OffÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â€šÂ¬Ã¢â€žÂ¢!ÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â€šÂ¬Ã‚Â Banta: No! ItÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â€šÂ¬Ã¢â€žÂ¢s my HELLO TUNE!