Jokes that indicate pleasure, favour, amusment, mild derision, words that can make you laugh hard.

Colgate se dant saf ...

Colgate se dant saf krne ka,
Pepsodent se mjbut krne ka,
Babul se fresh krne ka..
Agr fir bhi safed nhi huye to..
Bindas HARPIC use krne ka.

By: Ajay
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Do U know the reason...

Do U know the reason why GIRLS like "LAKME" cream...
B'coz they want to say...
L-love
A-and
K-kiss
M-me
E-everyday....

By: Ajay
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

A mobile is like wom...

A mobile is like women :-
Talks non-stop,
Costs a fortune,
Disturbs when your busy And when U need them urgently,
they have no service.

By: Ajay
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Rahul : Maa aapki wa...

Rahul : Maa aapki wajah se meri shadi nhi ho rhi hi.
Soniya : Wo kaise ?
Rahul : Aapke har poster me na likha hota hi
Soniya ko "BAHUMAT" do.

By: Ajay
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

After drinking:- Me...

After drinking:-
Men talk unnecessarily, become emotional, drive badly, continue thinking, fight 4 nthing.

but..

women can do all these without drinking.

By: Ajay
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Kya mamu apun ki yaa...

Kya mamu apun ki yaad vaad nhi aa reli kya? kya apun hi tere ko aisa jhakas msg bhejta rehenga kya? bolo to tu bhi ek-do repchik msg chipka dal!!

By: Ajay
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Draupdi ka vstrhrn, ...

Draupdi ka vstrhrn, Dusasn ko pada bhari.
Draupadi ka vstrhrn, Dusasn ko pada bhari.
Saree mai saree Parag saree!

By: Ajay
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Bihar ki gali mai pa...

Bihar ki gali mai pan ki dukan,
Devdas ne dekhi Paro Ki muskan,
Devdas ne khilaya paro ko pan,
Kha k pan Paro boli "Shukriya Bhai Jan.

By: Ajay
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Mere Dil, Jiger, Kid...

Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum, waqt-bewaqt aye vo fever ho tum, Dub kr jisme mr jau vo Rivr ho tm, phir bhi Mere jevn mai forever ho tum..

By: Ajay
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Maine tere pyar mai ...

Maine tere pyar mai kya nhi kiya O chhaliye,
Maine tere pyar mein kya nhi kiya O chhaliye,
Iodex maliye kaam pe chaliye.

By: Ajay
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)