A relation of Moral,jealous, love,envy,loyalty,disloyalty,wavelength,physical closeness,mental,emotional and spiritual compatibility. A relation of communication.

Patni(Tare Dikhte): ...

Patni(Tare Dikhte): Batao Wo Kon Si Chiz He Jo Tum Roz Dekh Sakte Ho Par Tod Nahi Sakte?
Pati: Me Nahi Bataunga.
Patni: Bolo Na Plz.
Pati: Tera MUHH....

By: Vishal Nayak
Category: JOKES (PATI-PATNI)

Wife: Agar Me Kho Ja...

Wife: Agar Me Kho Jau, To Tum Kya Karoge?
Husband: Me Nirmal Baba Ke Paas Jauga.
Wife: Tum Baba Se Kya Kahoge?
Husband: Baba Kirpa Aani Shuru Ho Gayi H.

By: Imran Kagzi
Category: JOKES (PATI-PATNI)

Wife: Batao Tumhe Me...

Wife: Batao Tumhe Me Kitni Achchi Lagti Hoon?
Husband: Bahut Zyada.
Wife: Fir Bhi Batao Kitni?
Husband: Itni Ki Dil Karta h Tere Jaisi 1 Aur Le Aun.

By: Imran Kagzi
Category: JOKES (PATI-PATNI)

Pati: Tere Baap Ki U...

Pati: Tere Baap Ki Ungli Karne Ki Aadat Gayi Nahi ?
Biwi: Kyu? Ab Kya Hua?
Pati: Aaj Phir Se Pooch Rahe The...
"Meri Beti Se Shaadi Karke Khush Ho Na"

By: Imran Kagzi
Category: JOKES (PATI-PATNI)

Wife: Agar Me Marr J...

Wife: Agar Me Marr Jau To Tum Kya Karoge?
Husband: Shayad Me Bhi Marr Jaunga.
Wife: Kyon?
Husband: Kabhi Kabhi Zyada Kushi Janleva Hoti Hai...

By: Imran Kagzi
Category: JOKES (PATI-PATNI)

Wife: Shadi Ke Certi...

Wife: Shadi Ke Certificate Mein Kya Dhundh Rahe Ho?
Husband: Expiry Date...!!

By: Hiten
Category: JOKES (PATI-PATNI)

Wife : Ye aap ki shi...

Wife : Ye aap ki shirt per lipstick ka nishan
kahan se aaya?
Husband : Mein khud paresaan hu nishan dekhkar.
Maine tu uss wakt shirt utari hui thi.

By: Imran Kagzi
Category: JOKES (PATI-PATNI)

Patni:-kyon jab main...

Patni:-kyon jab main moti hojaaungi,tab bhi tum mujhe aise hi pyaar karoge?
Pati:-bilkul nahin, maine sirf such dukh main saath dene ka vaada kiya tha.

By: Sanjay Jaluthriya
Category: JOKES (PATI-PATNI)

Admi: Mere Bal Ekdum...

Admi: Mere Bal Ekdum Chhote Kat De..
BARBER: Kitne Chhote Katu..?
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Admi: Itne Chote Ki Meri Biwi Inhe Khinch Na Paye.

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (PATI-PATNI)

Wife: Me Agar Mount ...

Wife: Me Agar Mount Everest Chadh Gai To Tum Mujhe Kya Gift Doge?

Husband: Kya Tum Bhi, Ye Bhi Koi Puchne Wali Baat H !

DHAKKAA !

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (PATI-PATNI)