Jokes that indicate pleasure, favour, amusment, mild derision, words that can make you laugh hard.

Reliance Mobile K Ha...

Reliance Mobile K Handset k peechai 3G CDMA likha hua hota, whats meaning of 3GCDMA ? 3GCDMA= Teen Gujraati Chor, Dheeru, Mukesh, Anil
AND YOU
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

By: Mansi
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Ishq me ye anjam pay...

Ishq me ye anjam paya hai,
haath pair toote, muh se khoon aya hai
hospital pahuche to nurse ne farmaya
BAHARO PHOOL BARSAO KISIKA MEHBOOB AAYA HA.

By: Sonu
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Hum pani kyu pite h?...

Hum pani kyu pite h?
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kyuki hum use kha nahi sakte
taali mat bajao plz..
kasam se bachpan se genius hu,
par kabhi ghamand nahi kiya!

By: Ankita Arora
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Zindagi zakhmo se bh...

Zindagi zakhmo se bhari hai,
waqt ko marham banana seekh lo.
Harna toh hai hi maut ke hatho ek din,
Filhaal zindagi ko jeena seekh lo

By: Sandeep
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Khuda ke Ghar se Kuc...

Khuda ke Ghar se Kuch Gadhe farar hogaye
kuch to pakde gaye
kuch hamare yaar hogaye...

By: Abhishek
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

1 khwab, 1 pyar, 1 h...

1 khwab, 1 pyar, 1 haqiqat ho tum.
Dosti m padnewali har zaroorat ho tum.
Jisko roj itne SMS karnepade, woh musibat ho tum.

By: Ajay kumar
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

waqt k sath her chee...

waqt k sath her cheez badal jati h
har yaad per dhool chadh jati h
lekin apki tasveer dil ke us kone me rakhi h
jaha saans bhi pooch kar jati h.

By: Anup Sahni
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Question : Why do gi...

Question : Why do girls close
their eyes while kissing a guy?
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Answer : Yeh ladkiyan ladkon
ko kabhi khush nahi dekh sakti.

By: Anup Sahni
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Thief with knife: te...

Thief with knife: tera paisa nikaal!
Man : Do you know who i am? I am a Politician.

Thief : accha ? To phir mera paisa nikaal...!!

By: Kalpna Keer
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Usne hathon pe mahen...

Usne hathon pe mahendi laga rakhi thi,
Humne uski doli saja rakhi thi,
Hume pata tha wo bewafa nikalegi,

Isliye humne uski bahen bhi pata rakhi thi.

By: Anup Sahni
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)