Jokes that indicate pleasure, favour, amusment, mild derision, words that can make you laugh hard.

Have u seen a monkey...

Have u seen a monkey wrapped in plastic?
No???
Quickly see your driving license.

By: Sanjay Jaluthriya
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Two devils came in 2...

Two devils came in 2 my dreams. They said-We want 2 disturb some good person. I suggest them ur name. They said -We cannot disturb our boss.

By: Sanjay Jaluthriya
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Abe Khajur, Zoo se b...

Abe Khajur, Zoo se bhaage hue Langur, abe Sade hue Kele ke Chhilke,
Chuse hue Aam, Circus k Retired Bander,
(Aisa kisi ko na kehna Feel hota hai).

By: Sanjay Jaluthriya
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

You=lovely You=perf...

You=lovely
You=perfect
You=beautiful
You=amazing
You=sweet
You=cute
You=genius
You=fantastic
You=fabulous
Me=liar

By: Sanjay Jaluthriya
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Forest king Virappan...

Forest king Virappan died last week. In his memory let us all switch off our mobiles for 2 mins. Plz forward this to all local criminals, as I did.

By: Sanjay Jaluthriya
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

U r Ultimate U r Lo...

U r Ultimate
U r Lovely
U r Likable
U r Unique
In short ......
U r ULLU !!

By: Sanjay Jaluthriya
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Lost in a zoo I saw ...

Lost in a zoo I saw many animals..
Mouse
BIRD
Monkey
haila...! U 2

By: Sanjay Jaluthriya
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Where r u? U r u not...

Where r u? U r u not replying? I m worried coz todays paper I read that due 2 thunder a monkey has been severely injured. So if u r safe, SMS me immediately.

By: Sanjay Jaluthriya
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

1 day a monkey looke...

1 day a monkey looked into mirror & said,
"Oh my ugly face, fat nose" nd killed himself.
Promise me u will not look into mirror, coz I dont wanna loose u

By: Sanjay Jaluthriya
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Flowers+butterfly = ...

Flowers+butterfly = A beautiful scene.
Stars+moon = A romantic night.
Rain+monsoon = A lovely weather.
U+ur smile = Bhaago Bhoot aaya.

By: Sanjay Jaluthriya
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)