Jokes that indicate pleasure, favour, amusment, mild derision, words that can make you laugh hard.

Sardar got into a bu...

Sardar got into a bus on 1st April
when conductor asked for ticket.
He gave Rs.10/-
and took the ticket and said april fool.
I have pass.

By: Rajan
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Sardar comes back to...

Sardar comes back to his car
&
find a note saying 'Parking Fine'
He Writes a note and sticks it to a pole
'Thanks for compliment.'

By: Rajan
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Teacher: "I kil...

Teacher: "I killed a person"
convert this sentence into future tense
Sardar: The future tense is "You will go to jail"

By: Rajan
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Sardar had twins. He...

Sardar had twins. He named Tara & Sitara.
Again twins, He named Peter & Repeater.
Again twins, He named Max & Climax.
Again twins, finally He named STOP & FULLS

By: Rajan
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Sardar was busy remo...

Sardar was busy removing
a wheel from his auto.
A man asks sardar y r
u removing a wheel from ur auto.
sardar: Cant u read d board
Parking is only 4 2 wheeler

By: Rajan
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Sardar: Will u marry...

Sardar: Will u marry me?
Girl: Sorry I m a lesbian.
Sardar: What's a lesbian?
Girl: I like 2 sleep with girls.
Sardar: Give me a hand.. I m also lesbian

By: Rajan
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Doctor to sardar : Y...

Doctor to sardar : You will die within 2 hours.
Do you want to see any one before you die?
Sardar : Yes. A good doctor.

By: Rajan
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

As train start runni...

As train start running,
a sardar got the train.
TT: Don’t you see it's female bogie?
Sardar: Sorry, I thought you were a man.

By: Rajan
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

On a romantic day sa...

On a romantic day sardar's girlfriend asks him,
"Darling on our engagement day will you give me a ring?"
Sardar : "Ya sure, from landline or mobile".

By: Rajan
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Astrologer: you must...

Astrologer: you must married only 32 years old women to start a happy life.
sardar: shall I married two 16 years old girls

By: Rajan
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)