Jokes that indicate pleasure, favour, amusment, mild derision, words that can make you laugh hard.

Palko Pe Apni Baitha...

Palko Pe Apni Baithaya Hai Tumhe
Badi Dino Ke Baad Paya Hai Tumhe
Aasani Se Nahi Mile Tum
National Zoological Park Se Churaya Hai Tumhe.

By: Dev
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Judge-You are crossi...

Judge-You are crossing the limits.
Lawyer-Kaun Saala aisa kehta h?
Judge-How dare you call me sala?
Lawyer-My Lord, I said kaun 'Sa Law' kehta h?

By: Dev
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Bahut udaas hai koi ...

Bahut udaas hai koi tere jaane se
Ho sake to lout aa kisi bahane se
Tu lakh khafa sahi par ek baar to dekh
Kitna kachra jama hai tere na aane se :)

By: Dev
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Nind jub mujhey agho...

Nind jub mujhey aghosh me laiti h,
Aapka chehra nigahon me bus jata h,
ek dum say meri ankh khul jati h,
Dil se bay sakhta yeh awaz ati h,
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AMMI BHOOT

By: Dev
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Na ishq karna mere y...

Na ishq karna mere yaar
ye ladkiya bahut satati h
na karna in par aitbar
ye kharch bahut karwati h
recharge tum karwa ke dete ho
or number mera lagati h.

By: Dev
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Gaur Farmaiyega Waq...

Gaur Farmaiyega
Waqt Par Aadat Na Badli To Wo Zarurat-e-Life Ban Jaati Hai,
Aur Agr Time Par Girl Friend Na BadLi To Wo Kambakht Wife Ban Jati Hai.

By: Khuman
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Doctor=Ab Aap Khatre...

Doctor=Ab Aap Khatre Se Bahar H Phir Bhi Aap itne Dar Kyo Rahe Ho
Marij= Accident Hua Tha Us Trak Pr Likha Tha
"Zindgi Rhi Toh Phir Milenge"

By: Khuman
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Mujhe Garmi ME Chakk...

Mujhe Garmi ME Chakkar Aur Ulti Kya Aai
Mere
Kaminy Dosto Ne Mujhe Mashhoor Kar Diya
Ki
"KHUMAN" MAA Ban'nay Wala Hai.

By: Khuman
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Fizaye Kehti H Pyar ...

Fizaye Kehti H Pyar Karo.
Bahare Kehti H Ankhe 4 karo..
Magar Gharwale Kehte H
Abhi Umar Km H Bete..
Pahle exam Paas Karo.

By: Khuman
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Hum Pani Q Pite He.?...

Hum Pani Q Pite He.?
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Q Ki Hum Use Kha Nhi Sakte
TaaLi Mat Bajao Plz
Kasam Se Bachpan Se Genius Hu
Par Kabhi Ghamand Nhi Kiya

By: Khuman
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)