Jokes that indicate pleasure, favour, amusment, mild derision, words that can make you laugh hard.

Preity Zintaaaa ne h...

Preity Zintaaaa ne hoto par "India" ke tirange ka
tattoo laga rakha tha Ek ladka aaya aur hoto
par "Kiss" kar gaya aur bola, "I LOVE MY INDIA"

By: Sonu
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Modern Majnu–...

Modern Majnu– Me tumhare ishq me barbaad ho gai,
lut gayi, meri duniya rushwa ho gayi..

Modern Laila– To karmjali, mein kaun sa bank managar ban gaya.

By: Sonu
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Girls of 1990â€â€...

Girls of 1990– "Agar tum mil jao zamana chor denge hum"

Girls of 2011– "Agra tum mil jao purana chor denge hum!"

By: Sonu
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Raat ke 3 baje santa...

Raat ke 3 baje santa ke number par phone
aaya – Hello yaha Fatima Mehfooz rehti hai kya?
Santa : Kutte itni raat ko Fatima mere paas
hoti to mehfooz rehti kya?

By: Sonu
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Height of Shame. ...

Height of Shame.

At bus stop a girl was standing
with her face covered. A man on bike stops
and says "Chalna hai kya?"
Girl replies : Papa mein hoo

By: Sonu
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

1 boy on his way 2 h...

1 boy on his way 2 home with his mom after school,
saw a couple kissing on the road…
He suddenly shouted and said look mom
they are fighting for CHEWING GUM.

By: Sonu
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

New way of writting ...

New way of writting answers in exams.
If you don't know the answer,
then put lines like this :
||||||||||
and write below :
"Scratch here for ANSWERS"

By: Sonu
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Jyotish ladke ke haa...

Jyotish ladke ke haath dekhkar bola
"Beta tum bahut padhoge"
Ladka : Saale padh to mein 4 saal se raha hu,
ye bata paas kab hounga???

By: Sonu
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

" 4 U " A...

" 4 U "
Aesi Hawa Chali K Hum BARBAD Ho Gaye..
Gaur Farmaye Ga..
Aesi Hawa Chali K Hum Barbad Ho Gaye..
Kal K Tum Ladke Aaj Badmash Ho Gaye.

By: Sonu
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Kis Kis Se Kiye Hein...

Kis Kis Se Kiye Hein Waade Tum ne Muhabbat Nibhane Ke baigairat...
.
Yahan Her Roz Ek Naya "chhka" Tumhara Pata Poochta hai.

By: Sonu
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)